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Guys, do you see her big floppy gay tits? Because she is GAY! And the piles of free custom candy and cake it is totally normal to demand for your adult birthday? A cake made of you?
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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I was wondering about the color of her feet and toes.
Is that the beetus?
Is that the beetus?
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"We all got tested and took precautions." What a bullshit thing to throw out there. Almost didn't celebrate, but had time to have everyone get tested, sure. Also posts a photo of everyone "social distancing" by cramming in a hot tub. (There was probably only a couple inches of water left after what the 4 cows displaced.)
I wonder if she shared that cake? Either way, you know that little cake wasn't the only one she had.
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My takeaway from that photoset is morbidly obese women of all colours like to display their stretch-marked, floppy tits in inappropriate clothing while eating several thousand calories in sugar apiece.
I can smell the chafing and beetus from that hot tub photo through the screen.
The top is desperate bw, Tess. "Look at mah tits, boys!" We saw your tits in that house pic years ago when you were 100lb lighter and they were wrecked then, nipples pointing hopelessly at the floor.
I can smell the chafing and beetus from that hot tub photo through the screen.
The top is desperate bw, Tess. "Look at mah tits, boys!" We saw your tits in that house pic years ago when you were 100lb lighter and they were wrecked then, nipples pointing hopelessly at the floor.
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This kind of looks like a trashy road side brothel for fat fetishists... On a very slow day. Also this must be a killer birthday party. The guests are taking photos for each other for their Instagrams.... And lovely how even the sugar laden cake Tess is the slimmer one here.
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that cake is either tiny and the size of a cupcake or Tess is genuinely the size of a whale....
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Tess displaying her beetus 'curves' and demonstrating exactly why 80% bodyfat people shouldn't wear string bikinis.
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So she is really going to buckle down on being LGBT despite never being in anything besides hetero relationships?
And a vote for orange bad man is a vote against her?
These idiots using the same tactics as 2016... still too far up their own asses to realize that THAT is part of what put a damn reality tv star that shitposts on Twitter like a teenager, in the oval office.
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." Child, if you were worth as strong an emotion as hate, it wouldn't be because you're beautiful. Plenty of other good reasons for anyone inclined to hate her.
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that is just SO gross. why doesn't she stop eating? how can she live happily being so BIG! she needs to be locked in a room without food for 1 month.
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Which would teach her nothing except to binge when she got out, and probably result in gallstones from the rapid weight loss. She needs to accept personal responsibility for her weight and change her eating incrementally to healthier foods in smaller portions, and stick to it for the rest of her life.
In other news, it occured to me that none of the ladies in that hot tub group has the ability to wipe their own arses properly. Let that sink in.
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She's so deformed, her back side looks like someone's front side with their tits hanging out.
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LOL, a 'designer' should know exactly what 'plus size friendly' swimwear 'means'.
It's amply illustrated by the chosen photograph. String bikinis don't offer a) any support to plus-size boobs, and b)the strings disappear into fat folds, probably chafing horribly dry or wet. In fact the bikini bottoms disappear into the gunt area and the deep arsecrack, and again, offer not the slightest compression or support. Plus-size friendly would likely include more supportive designs and fabrics and wider straps that don't cut into flesh like cheesewire when done up tightly enough to keep them on the body in the water.
Plus, it's likely plus size women who aren't bopo exhibitionists would like more coverage in their swimwear. Not everyone wants their arsecheeks hanging out for close inspection. Or their lower stomach. Maybe also they'd like swimwear that is suitable for actual swimming, not sitting sedentary poolside or just slumped and sharing ass germs in a hotub with other fatties.
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That settles it, I’m officially voting for Trump.
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This is so incredibly unflattering, I can't believe a narc like her allowed this to be posted. Her ass has a top ass.
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I disagree, only a narc would think this is worth posting instead of dropping everything you’re doing and run to the nearest treadmill.
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The stumps of Tess' legs on this tacky cake is a grim reminder for her, that one day she will have her feet amputated.