Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Let's not forget he's also stolen assets. The Sans "Easter Egg" originally had Meglovania playing when it was active, and the infamous grass texture where he shaved off the watermark before using it.

I dread to think how many assets in the game right now weren't procured with active payment.
just makes it all the more infuriating that alex and his tard brigade had the lovesick trailer taken down for "stolen assets"
 
Interesting little fact: the trick of debug killing all NPCs then skipping to the next day to see how the game performs without most of the NPCs wandering around no longer works in the latest build of YanSim. It works in the April 16th build...but in the latest, the entire student population is respawned as if you didn't use the debug command to instantly murder everyone. Coincidence or deliberately patched? You decide.

I think found a workaround by accident but it requires effort to do it so fuck that.
 
The LoveSick dev doesn't seem to give a single fuck.
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12 hours a day became 15 FLUFFING HOURS approx. 7 hours ago.
EDIT: I just realized he said he's been working 15 HOURS A DAY for several years now. The "honest truth" was 12 hours before! The neverending lies, man.
Alex is the opposite of a time traveler, instead of trying to lower his subjective time/objective time ratio, he's trying to increase, if he's to be trusted he's not
So, he says he works 15 hours a day. We all know he streams 3 hours almost every day, which is more like 3.5 hours cuz usually you prepare and shit.
That 5.5 hours include sleep, taking a shower, all that kinds of stuff and sometimes he streams for longer too. AND PEOPLE FUCKING EAT THIS SHIT???
LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING GREMLIM, HE STARTED SMOKING METH AND TAKING BATH SALTS ON A DAILY BASIS JUST SO HE CAN DEVELOP THE GAME WHILE BEARING SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND THIS IS THE WAY YOU THANK HIM?
 
Something I cannot wrap my head around. Why in fuck would you give your hard earned money to some chode on the internet to sit there and not make a game?
There's a reason why he's labeled a cultcow.

Apparently, he's back to streaming tonight; Twitch chat tonight is likely to be a bigger shitshow than usual. One last snip from the Discord because I am easily amused:
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There's a reason why he's labeled a cultcow.

Apparently, he's back to streaming tonight; Twitch chat tonight is likely to be a bigger shitshow than usual. One last snip from the Discord because I am easily amused:
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Rule 1: You don't talk about Kiwi Farms
Rule 2: You DON'T talk about Kiwi Farms
 
If he continues "developing" his game until, say, 2024, I bet my left kidney it'll turn into a twisted diary of his porn-riddled, incompetent life that devolves into a series of shallow jabs at people he doesn't like and mental breakdowns, or he quits game design and is exposed for committing some form of sexual atrocity a year later.

What hentai does to a man...
 
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Let the hate flow through you.
He's upset people are using assets that aren't theirs? Alex, their version of the game is closer to completion than yours - their version is objetively superior.

He isn't wrong. It's another dumpster fire that will eventually burn out.
It's literally just a copy of Yandere Simulator down to the shitty codebase.
Why the fuck is anyone here expecting it to amount to something?

By now it should be obvious that Yandere Simulator-inspired games are all destined to fail.
Everyone's already forgotten about the clusterfuck of a mess that was Watashi no Mono with objectively trashier code than YandereDev's hot mess.

Just let YandereDev chimp out over the game.
 
So who is bankrolling this? Children stealing their parents' credit cards? Tugboat recipients? I'm honestly boggled that this has been allowed to go on for so long. Do people not realize they'll never get a functional game?
You know, there's old parable. Once lived a family of old folks with a lazy son. His old father told him, that until he earnes some money, he can't live with them anymore. He left, but his mother gave him couple of coins and told him to come home in the evening. He returned and gave these to his father, who immediately threw them into fire and told him to leave. After that mother gave him another couple of coins, but this time told him to run around village so he would look tired and sweaty. He did this and came home, only for his father to throw his money again. Mother didn't have any money left, so she told him to do as his father said. So he decided to scam people with his game about highschool massacre. After couple of days the son came home and father threw his money into the fire again, only this time son jumped after them and even though he got burns, they were saved. Father looked at him and said "now I see that you earned them with your sweat".

Children stealing their parents' credit cards? Tugboat recipients?
Yes.

Do people not realize they'll never get a functional game?
Do people realize, that Spoony is never coming back? Do people realize, that Metokur doesn't want to do videos anymore? There are enough reasons - some of them are just young and naive, some are autistic so it takes nothing to trick them, some are lonely and don't want to lose their only friend, some are Tumblr users, so they consider anything from 4chan, KiwiFarms and "trash drama tubers" as lies and slander by default, some are just faggots, who rather eat their own dicks, then admit to being wrong.

Is Alex the DSP of game development?

Good question.
Shitty mobile pay-to-win gaming addiction? Check.
Inability to learn from one's mistakes? Check.
Shit at his field despite spending years of working in it? Check.
Had a minor success, but was unable to turn it into something bigger? Check.
Talks about some group of people, who fuck with him on a daily basis? Check.
Terrible diet and appearance? Check.
Banhappy? Check.
Shit at games? Check.
Toxic and upleasant to be around? Check.
Turned into internet laughingstock? Check.
Has a montages about his failures on the internet? Check.
"I did nothing wrong"? "No, I'm not!"
Has a wife? No.
Has a khando? No.
Has a car? No.
Masturbated on stream and got away with it? No.
Scammed Bank of America for $100 000? No.
Outlived almost all of his detractors? No.

Verdict: yes, Alex is DSP, if Phil was an incel instead of pigroach.
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He'll probably end up on the ban lists of several local pizza joints too from all the weens sending pizzas to his house due to his address and phone number being confirmed
Good for him, maybe he will stick to better diet or fucking die from starvation.
 
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