Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Good one by the way Dax, sticking up for an alcoholic pill-head wife-beater, who went on his Facebook after the interview and shit on you. Real "chad" move.
Lowtax shit on Dick? Can you spoonfeed me that since I can't find it? I bet Lowtax is butthurt that Dick is still friendly with Null & this site.

Also I will defend an Dick as an entetainer who will play devil advocate for people I personally abhor. Like I really think Nick Fuentes is a giant faggot but I have no problem with Dick talking to him on the show and speaking positively. The job of an interviewer is get interesting information out of people, he's not going to get interviews from people like Lowtax without asskissing and pretending to be on their side.

Howard Stern had a literal Klansman Daniel Carver on his show and it was some of the best radio comedy of all time. The Dick Show is good driving material when Dick does interviews, I just want way less metashit with Riley and all that garbage.

EDIT: I'm listening to episode 203 right now where Dick is interviewing a guy with an "Adult Baby/Diaper Lover" fetish. Very funny interview, this reminds me why I still listen and will defend Dax on here. I love content like this where you get insight on freaky ass people.

EDIT 2: Episode 204's intro with Sean and Dick goofing on a Puddle of Mudd's cover of "About a Girl" was hilarious. Any excuse to have Sean talk about music is good content to me.
 
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How exactly is he winning? The only thing he has going for him at this point is his Patreon which feels like is on borrowed time.

If $20k per month just to show up for a podcast once a week isn't winning then you have a pretty high bar for defining the term. Would be hard to turn that down, even if it comes with some people being mean about you on the Internet. I wouldn't read too much in to any vague comments about winning; Trump does this all the time, mostly because it reliably gets a rise out of the people who don't like him and gins up those who do. Dick openly admits to trying to copy Trump's style so that probably explains it. Also bear in mind that Ethan Ralph also regularly claims to be winning.
 
Lowtax shit on Dick? Can you spoonfeed me that since I can't find it? I bet Lowtax is butthurt that Dick is still friendly with Null & this site.

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Also I will defend an Dick as an entetainer who will play devil advocate for people I personally abhor. Like I really think Nick Fuentes is a giant faggot but I have no problem with Dick talking to him on the show and speaking positively. The job of an interviewer is get interesting information out of people, he's not going to get interviews from people like Lowtax without asskissing and pretending to be on their side.

Howard Stern had a literal Klansman Daniel Carver on his show and it was some of the best radio comedy of all time. The Dick Show is good driving material when Dick does interviews, I just want way less metashit with Riley and all that garbage.

Oh come the fuck on, this is just another episode of "Dax covers the ass of a "friend of the show" because, while it's not okay to ignore evidence and provide cover for Maddox (Mundane Matt, Tim Pool), I can do it anytime I want and my fans will be okay with it".

I'm not quite sure nepotism is the right word, but Dick is a guy who has blind loyalty to anybody with influence who is still on his good side. You seem to be a big fan of the show, remember the episode where he let out that "if you don't think Mumkey is a CHAD for cheating on his hot, rich, mentally sound fiance with a mentally deranged pedophile who looks like the young boys she lusts after, YOU'RE AN INCEL!" rant? Or that when Ralph brought that soph kid on his show and got rightfully lambasted for it, iirc it was either the next episode or the one after, he suddenly decided it was a good time to bring a fourteen-year old girl being used for political gain (think right-wing Desmond is Amazing) on an adult show that contains graphic content?

But you know what, it's not worth debating over. Because there's something wrong with people who defend e-celebs. Remember how a shitload of people went into hysterics when Elvis and Michael Jackson died? Or that people to this day still defend OJ Simpson, or Jimmy Savile? You, and I do mean you will defend this man on every criticism someone lays on him, until it's indefensible, for the same reason those aforementioned people act/acted the way they did. If that happens, you'll simply stop posting, like the other people in this thread who fought tooth and nail against the positive I.D. of 80's girl. When Crippled Jesus gave a positive I.D. on the camwhore photo, where were all those folks who keep doggedly insisting that the Jim Carrey lookalike wasn't her, calling anyone who thought it was her a-logs and delusional spergs? Oh right, elsewhere, and this thread was filled with the sound of crickets.

If you want to continue enjoying the guy's show in light of him defending a serial spousal abuser, and generally being a hypocritical piece of shit who regularly commits the "crime" he was angry at Mundane fucking Matt for, by all means. Just don't come in here and act like "oh he was just trying to get an interview like Howard Stern did with that one KKK guy" when he posts shit like this:

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not only long after the interview, but long after the guy shit on him publicly. With a history of covering for his buddies' precious asses. As far as having a positive relationship with the Farms and it's owner, I invite you to read this post Null made about the recent "interview" (read: attempt at good PR for a "friend of the show).
 
Look I'm the furthest thing from an SJW, and I definitely believe Lowtax's GF isn't some purely innocent party. But when you consider he has a record of domestic abuse allegations with his past girlfriends it pretty much stands the reason that Lowtax is an abusive partner.

At the best case scenario Lowtax is a prescription pill addict who wasted the vast sum of Something Awful's revenue frivolously. I consider him to be the Anti-Null.

But on the episode they read something from the woman where she said she lied about everything, that she was drunk, and was begging for forgiveness, and then what appear to be a bunch of insane texts from her. And there was a court date that she was supposed to show up for and just skipped it. Seems pretty open and shut.
 
Seems pretty open and shut.

Have you read the Lowtax thread from the start of that saga? If not, that's why it appears open and shut.

It's "I fell down some stairs" tier. The general consensus is that he did hit her, after she verbally assaulted him. The existence of shit like this:

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doesn't help. Nor that his current (yet to be divorced) wife had to flee their home with their child in tow, under some circumstances straight out of a Lifetime movie.
 
Damn @Unog there's a lot to address here, you're posting a lot of informative details and thunkful information which I sincerely thank you for. Thanks for posting Kyanka's weakass dig at Dick, as if he could EVER be disciplined enough to run a successful show. Something Awful's Gaming Garbage is/was straight up trash and his voice makes Maddox sound like Phil Hendrie. But I digress that's for another lolcow thread.
Oh come the fuck on, this is just another episode of "Dax covers the ass of a "friend of the show" because, while it's not okay to ignore evidence and provide cover for Maddox (Mundane Matt, Tim Pool), I can do it anytime I want and my fans will be okay with it".
I agree most certainly agree that Dick in this interview was totally soft, I'm lockstep with Null that he dropped the ball since he had the chance to throw some interesting questions out. With that said I disagree that he acted this way as a "friend", at least my definition of a friend which would be someone who is trying to look out for your best interests. If Dick actually cared at all about Lowtax he would have told him that he should shut the fuck up because blabbering on a podcast and uploading personal audio of a scorned lover is downright creepy in my book. If I were the lawyer of Lowtax's ex-wife I would be one helluva happy man with how stupid Lowtax handled this PR Snafu.

Anyway yes Dax is going to act as your friend when you're talking to him and you have an interesting story to tell. There's no doubts about that. He will talk trash to someone who isn't giving him the honor of a call in because why the fuck not? I don't think I have to remind you that Maddox did indeed tried fucking Dick over and also screwed over their former mutual Asterios. As for Mundane Matt, Matt is absolutely dull to listen to. To keep comparing it to Talk Radio legends I'd say going after Matt was akin to Opie and Anthony's Jocktober, fyi O&A would relentlessly shit on crappier radio shows and have their pests troll them because at the end of the day it's funny to be a bully. I see nothing wrong with this because Matt made himself a public figure and should be prepared for trolls. Also Dick went after Matt because Matt said the lolsuit made sense, it wasn't for the flagging.
I'm not quite sure nepotism is the right word, but Dick is a guy who has blind loyalty to anybody with influence who is still on his good side. You seem to be a big fan of the show, remember the episode where he let out that "if you don't think Mumkey is a CHAD for cheating on his hot, rich, mentally sound fiance with a mentally deranged pedophile who looks like the young boys she lusts after, YOU'RE AN INCEL!" rant? Or that when Ralph brought that soph kid on his show and got rightfully lambasted for it, iirc it was either the next episode or the one after, he suddenly decided it was a good time to bring a fourteen-year old girl being used for political gain (think right-wing Desmond is Amazing) on an adult show that contains graphic content?
We're talking about an event that happened more than a year ago so my memory is insanely hazy. I do remember Dick saying something like that. Yes it was a stupid comment but we gotta remember that Mumkey was an organic fan and even had his own psuedo spinoff podcast with Asterios (Boomer vs Zoomer). He also legitimately sounded suicidal in one of those horrendous confessional videos, even Null treated him with kid gloves. I also remember when the sex tape leaked of Mumkey and Furrypedo girl (was her name Lou?), Dick addressed it by saying it was a masterpiece in filmmaking and equated it to the horror masterpiece Alien, which frankly is one of the funniest things Dick has ever said.

As for Soph, yes there is indeed some ethical concerns with allowing a child to produce far right political comedy skits for the internet. But you're insanely reaching by comparing it to goddamn Desmond is Amazing which beyond a shadow of a doubt is the explicit sexual exploitation of a minor. With all that said Soph is currently making content for Gavin "Proud Boys" McInnes, ultimately her parents condone her antics. I really don't think her doing an interview with the legendary Dick Masterson did anymore damage to her mind than all the time she's spent browsing /pol/ for inspiration.
But you know what, it's not worth debating over. Because there's something wrong with people who defend e-celebs. Remember how a shitload of people went into hysterics when Elvis and Michael Jackson died? Or that people to this day still defend OJ Simpson, or Jimmy Savile? You, and I do mean you will defend this man on every criticism someone lays on him, until it's indefensible, for the same reason those aforementioned people act/acted the way they did.
But I like arguing with people over trivial matters. :'( So first off it's clear you don't recognize me probably because I changed my avatar recently, I do the same mistake. But I have been regularly posting in this thread ever since PPP dropped a nuclear shitpost bomb on Dax and created this giant drama. And you're right that thru out this thread I have often defended and praised Dax. But comparing Dax Herrara's to fucking OJ SIMPSON OR JIMMY SAVILE? Have you gone crazy or did I miss out on the bombshell revelations that Dax committed murder and/or rape? I mean let's layout the ongoing charges against Dax:

1. Was a shitty lover to Jamie Lynn Hughes and then gagged her medium tell-all article
2. Flippantly denies that his main girlfriend camwhored and gets butthurt when people mention it
3. Parts of the podcast suck or the podcast has allegedly gone to shit in recent times
4. NewProject2 was on shaky grounds, which is why it got shitcanned.

None of these things make me hate Dax. If they make you hate him that's your prerogative but me not really caring doesn't make me Dax's waterboy.
If that happens, you'll simply stop posting, like the other people in this thread who fought tooth and nail against the positive I.D. of 80's girl.
Well I did doubt the 80s Girl rumors. When Jesse P-S did indeed prove (to me at least) that 80's Girl is the Hula Girl I drew a Futadick on top of her Tattoo because I thought it was funny.

And so she camwhored at one stage of her life, I don't care. I also don't blame Dick calling it lies because that's what you fucking do when a former camgirl now has a professional career. As long as The Dick Show can help me do my chores I'll still enjoy the podcast. As long as this thread keeps up interesting insights I'll still glance it from time to time. I'm not going to apologize for my view of the situation.
 
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Damn @Unog there's a lot to address here, you're posting a lot of informative details and thunkful information which I sincerely thank you for. Thanks for posting Kyanka's weakass dig at Dick, as if he could EVER be disciplined enough to run a successful show. Something Awful's Gaming Garbage is/was straight up trash and his voice makes Maddox sound like Phil Hendrie. But I digress that's for another lolcow thread.

I agree most certainly agree that Dick in this interview was totally soft, I'm lockstep with Null that he dropped the ball since he had the chance to throw some interesting questions out. With that said I disagree that he acted this way as a "friend", at least my definition of a friend which would be someone who is trying to look out for your best interests. If Dick actually cared at all about Lowtax he would have told him that he should shut the fuck up because blabbering on a podcast and uploading personal audio of a scorned lover is downright creepy in my book. If I were the lawyer of Lowtax's ex-wife I would be one helluva happy man with how stupid Lowtax handled this PR Snafu.

Anyway yes Dax is going to act as your friend when you're talking to him and you have an interesting story to tell. There's no doubts about that. He will talk trash to someone who isn't giving him the honor of a call in because why the fuck not? I don't think I have to remind you that Maddox did indeed tried fucking Dick over and also screwed over their former mutual Asterios. As for Mundane Matt, Matt is absolutely dull to listen to. To keep comparing it to Talk Radio legends I'd say going after Matt was akin to Opie and Anthony's Jocktober, fyi O&A would relentlessly shit on crappier radio shows and have their pests troll them because at the end of the day it's funny to be a bully. I see nothing wrong with this because Matt made himself a public figure and should be prepared for trolls. Also Dick went after Matt because Matt said the lolsuit made sense, it wasn't for the flagging.

We're talking about an event that happened more than a year ago so my memory is insanely hazy. I do remember Dick saying something like that. Yes it was a stupid comment but we gotta remember that Mumkey was an organic fan and even had his own psuedo spinoff podcast with Asterios (Boomer vs Zoomer). He also legitimately sounded suicidal in one of those horrendous confessional videos, even Null treated him with kid gloves. I also remember when the sex tape leaked of Mumkey and Furrypedo girl (was her name Lou?), Dick addressed it by saying it was a masterpiece in filmmaking and equated it to the horror masterpiece Alien, which frankly is one of the funniest things Dick has ever said.

As for Soph, yes there is indeed some ethical concerns with allowing a child to produce far right political comedy skits for the internet. But you're insanely reaching by comparing it to goddamn Desmond is Amazing which beyond a shadow of a doubt is the explicit sexual exploitation of a minor. With all that said Soph is currently making content for Gavin "Proud Boys" McInnes, ultimately her parents condone her antics. I really don't think her doing an interview with the legendary Dick Masterson did anymore damage to her mind than all the time she's spent browsing /pol/ for inspiration.

But I like arguing with people over trivial matters. :'( So first off it's clear you don't recognize me probably because I changed my avatar recently, I do the same mistake. But I have been regularly posting in this thread ever since PPP dropped a nuclear shitpost bomb on Dax and created this giant drama. And you're right that thru out this thread I have often defended and praised Dax. But comparing Dax Herrara's to fucking OJ SIMPSON OR JIMMY SAVILE? Have you gone crazy or did I miss out on the bombshell revelations that Dax committed murder and/or rape? I mean let's layout the ongoing charges against Dax:

1. Was a shitty lover to Jamie Lynn Hughes and then gagged her medium tell-all article
2. Flippantly denies that his main girlfriend camwhored and gets butthurt when people mention it
3. Parts of the podcast suck or the podcast has allegedly gone to shit in recent times
4. NewProject2 was on shaky grounds, which is why it got shitcanned.

None of these things make me hate Dax. If they make you hate him that's your prerogative but me not really caring doesn't make me Dax's waterboy.

Well I did doubt the 80s Girl rumors. When Jesse P-S did indeed prove (to me at least) that 80's Girl is the Hula Girl I drew a Futadick on top of her Tattoo because I thought it was funny.

And so she camwhored at one stage of her life, I don't care. I also don't blame Dick calling it lies because that's what you fucking do when a former camgirl now has a professional career. As long as The Dick Show can help me do my chores I'll still enjoy the podcast. As long as this thread keeps up interesting insights I'll still glance it from time to time. I'm not going to apologize for my view of the situation.
how can you assholes stand to write these long ass posts expecting people to read through it all? We're making fun of lolcows here, not writing War and Peace.
 
how can you assholes stand to write these long ass posts expecting people to read through it all? We're making fun of lolcows here, not writing War and Peace.
He threw some big accusations at me and I'm waiting for the my dryer to finish. What else was I supposed to do? 😖

I do think the forum needs a TL;DR rating, I guess autistic fills that void somewhat.
 
Damn @Unog there's a lot to address here, you're posting a lot of informative details and thunkful information which I sincerely thank
Anyway yes Dax is going to act as your friend when you're talking to him and you have an interesting story to tell. There's no doubts about that. He will talk trash to someone who isn't giving him the honor of a call in because why the fuck not? I don't think I have to remind you that Maddox did indeed tried fucking Dick over and also screwed over their former mutual Asterios. As for Mundane Matt, Matt is absolutely dull to listen to. To keep comparing it to Talk Radio legends I'd say going after Matt was akin to Opie and Anthony's Jocktober, fyi O&A would relentlessly shit on crappier radio shows and have their pests troll them because at the end of the day it's funny to be a bully. I see nothing wrong with this because Matt made himself a public figure and should be prepared for trolls. Also Dick went after Matt because Matt said the lolsuit made sense, it wasn't for the flagging.

You flew right over the point of what I said here in regards to this section of your post.

Oh come the fuck on, this is just another episode of "Dax covers the ass of a "friend of the show" because, while it's not okay to ignore evidence and provide cover for Maddox (Mundane Matt, Tim Pool), I can do it anytime I want and my fans will be okay with it".

The primary thing he was pissed off (to the point of scream-ranting on multiple occasions) was this, wrt these two. I'm saying he's as bad as Mundane Matt in at least that sense. Those two did the same shit with the same amount of plausible deniability. The fun thing about plausible deniability is that people who like you don't/won't see through it, whilst people who are anywhere else on the sliding scale of amiability see right through it.

None of these things make me hate Dax. If they make you hate him that's your prerogative but me not really caring doesn't make me Dax's waterboy.

Well I did doubt the 80s Girl rumors. When Jesse P-S did indeed prove (to me at least) that 80's Girl is the Hula Girl I drew a Futadick on top of her Tattoo because I thought it was funny.

And so she camwhored at one stage of her life, I don't care. I also don't blame Dick calling it lies because that's what you fucking do when a former camgirl now has a professional career. As long as The Dick Show can help me do my chores I'll still enjoy the podcast. As long as this thread keeps up interesting insights I'll still glance it from time to time. I'm not going to apologize for my view of the situation.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

I just want to make clear that I don't hate anyone on this site. If you hate people here, you're doing it wrong.
If you want to continue enjoying the guy's show in light of him defending a serial spousal abuser, and generally being a hypocritical piece of shit who regularly commits the "crime" he was angry at Mundane fucking Matt for, by all means.

I apologize for the venom, but I am sick to god damn death of this retarded accusation being slung at anyone who has a negative opinion/take on someone the person throwing it around likes. I don't fucking hate, or hell even necessarily dislike any of the thread topics on KF. These people are like zoo animals to me, just because I rightly point out that an animal at the zoo is smelly and enjoys eating it's own feces doesn't mean I have contempt for it.

As far as the rest of your post goes, see:

But you know what, it's not worth debating over. Because there's something wrong with people who defend e-celebs.
As long as The Dick Show can help me do my chores I'll still enjoy the podcast.

Dress it up however you like. I really don't give a shit, this thread's taught me the futility of debating opinions of what ecelebs do.
 
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You flew right over the point of what I said here in regards to this section of your post.



The primary thing he was pissed off (to the point of scream-ranting on multiple occasions) was this, wrt these two. I'm saying he's as bad as Mundane Matt in at least that sense. Those two did the same shit with the same amount of plausible deniability. The fun thing about plausible deniability is that people who like you don't/won't see through it, whilst people who are anywhere else on the sliding scale of amiability see right through it.



I've said it before, and I'll say it again:




I apologize for the venom, but I am sick to god damn death of this retarded accusation being slung at anyone who has a negative opinion/take on someone the person throwing it around likes. I don't fucking hate, or hell even necessarily dislike any of the thread topics on KF. These people are like zoo animals to me, just because I rightly point out that an animal at the zoo is smelly and enjoys eating it's own feces doesn't mean I have contempt for it.

As far as the rest of your post goes, see:




Dress it up however you like. I really don't give a shit, this thread's taught me the futility of debating opinions of what ecelebs do.
I'm sorry I broke you fren, but my eyes seriously just darted to "OJ Simpson and Jimmy Savile" and made me think you were Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
 
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I'm sorry I broke you fren, but my eyes seriously just darted to "OJ Simpson and Jimmy Savile" and made me think you were Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

The only thing broke in this thread is Lowtax.

And that's a good thing. Let's all take a moment to be grateful that we're not Lowtax.
 
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The only thing broke in this thread is Lowtax.

And that's a good thing. Let's all take a moment to be grateful that we're not Lowtax.
Speaking of Lowtax, while I was hatin' on Dick's interview of him at first, I gotta say I think his handling of the situation, and his tweets after it are the first time he's been funny to me in awhile. One of Dick's best performative traits is when he's a shamelessly open oppurtunist, and slimy af sleazebag, who does the Alfred E Neumann coy "Who me?" routine when people try to call him on his shit. That type of dude gives no fucks what internet or rl strangers think of him, and embraces bigger, more obvious, and outrageous lies about not being responsible for leaving the trail of shit across your floor that you saw him intentionally drag with your own eyes. He don't argue facts with his lolcow thread, he obviously, hugely lies and says "oh, that thread's not about me, it's about some Guatamalan guy in Bollywood who infringed on all my copyrights, you know how lazy, thieving and uncreative Guatamalans and Dot-Heads are, and you also know how racist KF is. Makes sense, right?" Basic pro wrestling and sitcom character shit. Gotta give props when a dude lets his nuts hang n drag all over the floor in the best way to make ya(or at least me) laugh. Keep it up, Dick, bruh, drop all the fucks to give you got left, and reveal your final, sleaziest form

Oh, as for the content of the interview itself, I gotta hand it to him for handling this most delicate of situations just right. You don't drive away a cow, or milk it dry, when it's about to come into it's age/season of squirting out the sweetest, most satisfying, and profitable milk it ever made. You make that cow nice, comfy, protected. Rub it's nipples just enough for Lowtax to release the pressure that's paining him, while erecting the warmest, most relaxing barn to bring him to, and spoon him til he falls into a week-long coma. Wake him up just in time to get hopped up on pills and liquor before the show! Lowtax is in such a pathetically absurd, perpetual spin-cycle of failure and defeat, that he himself set in motion, and keeps adding more momentum to, that it's a hilariously fascinating spectacle to see him in a different context, around new people. Dude is a one man wackpack of unintentional failure comedy, with no self-awareness of it, that he's the perfect ingredient to finally get Dick's creative juices marinating again

Just imagine if this led to regular 'Call in from prison phone' Lowtax segments, where he's begging for canteen donations from goons so he isn't reverse-lenched, while also trying to maintain his veneer of woke behaviors. Fuckin beautiful. We could witness Rich finally unclench his buttcheeks and unironically scream "NIGGER" in righteous, racist fury! If I was Dick, I'd be giving Lowtax the worst legal advice ever! He'll be safer in jail anyway, away from his drug and sugar addictions.
 
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Have you read the Lowtax thread from the start of that saga? If not, that's why it appears open and shut.

It's "I fell down some stairs" tier. The general consensus is that he did hit her, after she verbally assaulted him. The existence of shit like this:

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doesn't help. Nor that his current (yet to be divorced) wife had to flee their home with their child in tow, under some circumstances straight out of a Lifetime movie.
Did she later retract these claims?
 
Good one by the way Dax, sticking up for an alcoholic pill-head wife-beater, who went on his Facebook after the interview and shit on you. Real "chad" move.

After this guy simped for him LowT didn't even wait 24 hours before shitting all over him. The funny thing is there's a nonzero chance he's actually innocent with the current absolutely insane bitch accusing him, but not the mothers of his children and not after literally decades of cop visits to his house for similar shit.
 
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