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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns - Probably my least favorite gender option I've come across. Just because my gender isn't male or female doesn't mean it's a "non-gender" wtf

178 votes and 24 comments so far on Reddit

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"Cater and pander to me!"
"No! not like that!"
Being the community manager in 2020 must truly be a living nightmare.
How do you even avoid this shit?

 

[Peaches Demure]

Some of today's r/transpassing gems:

A FTM with the stereotypical severe cystic acne and pink meaty "T-face".

r/transpassing - 1 Year 7 Months on Testosterone - Do I pass? (please be honest)

21 votes and 7 comments so far on Reddit

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This one kind of passes like a 65-year-old frumpy grandma who's given up on trends. He's 33.

r/transpassing - So im 33 and 1yr on hrt, i think im 100% clockable, am i being too hard on myself?

7 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

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The same troon who did a "I've come so far on hormones!" posts another picture, this time wanting to know if he passes. He does not, and even the hugboxers on troon reddit won't pretend otherwise. He's still dreaming (hallucinating?) of "getting there".

r/transpassing - 10 Months HRT - Do I Pass?

3 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

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"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak

r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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[Beardless Lenin]

"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak
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r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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Is it seriously that hard to apply makeup so where it doesn't make you look insane? Even if you're a deranged man? Everything about that picture is just horrifying.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Is it seriously that hard to apply makeup so where it doesn't make you look insane? Even if you're a deranged man? Everything about that picture is just horrifying.

You're expecting a butt-ugly obese crossdresser (he's only 35, BTW) to do something that's not even half-assed but more like 1/8-assed when he's horny and needs a quick wank??

Feel that gender euphoria just bursting out of every pore!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

The first is broken women with extremely low confidence and self-esteem that go FTM for coping purposes. Usually shut-ins from childhood, often sexually abused during childhood, too. It would be easy for them to find a friendly dick, but they would still have to get themselves out there for it.

The second is fujoshis who fetishize gay sex so hard they want in on the action. Those are usually ones complaining that all these hot gay men don't want a piece the hot stuff they're offering.

Strangely these are usually the same thing. FtMs get into it and find out that gay culture is more like Cazwell and less like their favorite anime.

You ain't getting cuddled by softbois who declare their everlasting love for you.

 

[Treasure Champs]

Some of today's r/transpassing gems:

A FTM with the stereotypical severe cystic acne and pink meaty "T-face".
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r/transpassing - 1 Year 7 Months on Testosterone - Do I pass? (please be honest)

21 votes and 7 comments so far on Reddit

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This one kind of passes like a 65-year-old frumpy grandma who's given up on trends. He's 33.
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r/transpassing - So im 33 and 1yr on hrt, i think im 100% clockable, am i being too hard on myself?

7 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

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The same troon who did a "I've come so far on hormones!" posts another picture, this time wanting to know if he passes. He does not, and even the hugboxers on troon reddit won't pretend otherwise. He's still dreaming (hallucinating?) of "getting there".
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r/transpassing - 10 Months HRT - Do I Pass?

3 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

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"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak
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r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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I had to pick myself up off the floor after laughing at these. Alicia has charmed me into a new avatar. I love the really jolly + tragic troons.
FtM looks like an actual penis with eyes. So, well done, I guess?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Not longer on /r/NeovaginaDisasters (RIP), now in technicolor on KF: post-op trannie overcomes Bacterial Vaginosis inside his flesh tunnel... "almost". He took femdophilis/probiotic supplement pills to overcome repeated outbreaks.

And here's the part everyone wants to see: He admits that he only had sex once as a pre-op transwoman and that it was traumatic, so he basically doesn't know what it's like to have regular sex with his dick. This means he has no comparison really, yet he claims to be able to compare pre-op and post-op sex.

"It's much more of a mental game to than it was prior to transition." (read: he's imagining it)

"I kind of find that I need more pressure because my clitoris is very hooded", no honey, you don't have a "hooded clitoris", it's just a dislocated acorn with a skinflap around it. If that plastic surgeon had cut out your tongue out and stuck on the outside of your cheek that wouldn't work like a tongue anymore either. You troons with SRS really need to stop pretending like you can dislocate an acorn and have it maintain it's sensitivity when the whole underlying structure for which the acorn was the front is missing.

And here comes the absolute highlight of the video: he thinks that the G-spot is *on* his "clitoris" (his displaced acorn). In other words he doesn't know that a G-spot is supposed to be on the inside of a vagina, not on the outside. This is proof positive that trannies don't even know or bother to learn vaginal anatomy before getting a neovag.

More videos later!

 

[CobraPlissken]

"Alicia" seems to have entered a manic phase. You can't convince me this dude is not a serial killer in the making. John Wayne Gacy the killer clown had nothing on this freak
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r/MTFSelfieTrain - I love doing this too much...

7 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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You're expecting a butt-ugly obese crossdresser (he's only 35, BTW) to do something that's not even half-assed but more like 1/8-assed when he's horny and needs a quick wank??

Feel that gender euphoria just bursting out of every pore!
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[Peaches Demure]

I had to pick myself up off the floor after laughing at these. Alicia has charmed me into a new avatar. I love the really jolly + tragic troons.
FtM looks like an actual penis with eyes. So, well done, I guess?

If I saw a penis covered in rashes like that, I wouldn't want it anywhere near me, so thank you for that less than enjoyable mental image.

Alicia is fun to laugh at, sure, but what's tragic about this is that this man has a family, maybe even kids who are dependent on him. My brain wants to syntax error when I try to picture what they'll have to put up with from their "father".

 

[NoReturn]

"Cater and pander to me!"
"No! not like that!"
Being the community manager in 2020 must truly be a living nightmare.
How do you even avoid this shit?

You don't include the gender question on surveys and sign-ups in the first place. The only time you actually need that data is for like, scientific research. If I were a community manager I could just check the Google ads data for people visiting my site to get a breakdown of the demographics.

 

[Wallace]

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It was either this or the monster from Basket Case.

 

[Peaches Demure]

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It was either this or the monster from Basket Case.

Or the Mucinex germ.

 

[User names must be unique]

You guys need to see House from 1986.
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They''re putting chemicals in the greggs to make the norf FC lads gay.

 

[JoJo's Bizarre Abortion]

My god I was hoping this was a falsehood but no, apparently not, not content with just @'ing or vague tweeting about Rowling, some of these brave and stunning wammen are going so far as to leave Dick pics on children's posts that @ Rowling
Imagine being a child, you make some art for an author you like and your mom helps you tweet the author who is known for replying to her child fans, only to have her reply! Hooray! But what's this? A slew of dick pics and porn also follow!
Like...how can you look at this. And still say you're on the right side?

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Shes also against pumping kids full of hormones and hormone suppressants and of course we all *know* that this type of thinking is literal violence, straight up murder, but unlike the other random women on tumbly or twatter, Joanne isn't backing downView attachment 1431921

/ourgal/

 

[OttoWest]

Well connected Troon India Willoughby has caused consternation Amongst UK based trannies, claiming the government will ask for ID if any man in a dress tries to get into women’s toilets.
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Sounds like bullshit to me, but troons are having a predictable chimp-out.
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You mean troons will have to carry around a state issued ID listing their viral stats for identification purposes?

I do that already. It’s called a driver’s license.

Bwoo hoo hoo. If what Willoghby says is true and troons are now going to get a new classification on their UK IDs, so fucking what? So there’s a TF where a woman’s says F or a TM where a man’s says M. That is an accurate and fair assessment. You’re not female, India. You’re trans.

The pendulum was always going to swing back and swing hard. Too bad the lunatic activists were so unwilling to sit down at the table and try to rationally talk things out.

 

[chickenbutt]

Alicia is fun to laugh at, sure, but what's tragic about this is that this man has a family, maybe even kids who are dependent on him. My brain wants to syntax error when I try to picture what they'll have to put up with from their "father".

I'll just leave this here from one of his linked posts on reddit:

 

[Peaches Demure]

I'll just leave this here from one of his linked posts on reddit:

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I don't know which is more tragic; that he has his poor wife snap picture after picture of him looking like a discount circus clown or the fact that the ones he chose to post are apparently "the best ones".

 

[ZeeMarin]

The FTM in search of gay men seems like a fake letter to me. Too bad “Alicia” didn’t spend money on dental care, rather a cheap wig.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

You don't include the gender question on surveys and sign-ups in the first place. The only time you actually need that data is for like, scientific research. If I were a community manager I could just check the Google ads data for people visiting my site to get a breakdown of the demographics.

It's probably not that accurate. Facebook still thinks I'm a black male electrical engineer with erectile dysfunction.

 

[Particle Bored]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/hmieyp/how_do_i_get_cis_gay_men_to_like_me/ (Archive)

"How do you do fellow men".

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I'm sure the borderline incel response from FTMs ("Cis gay men are the plauge") has nothing to do with it.

"I'm a true and honest man that needs an acting coach to act like a man."

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