Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

Church Pajamas Bob is flat-out wrong and lying, as usual.

The Bible talks repeatedly about how to conduct oneself in the beit knesset (house of gathering for the purpose of worship). Verse after verse includes painstaking detail of how the Kohanim (High Priests) and worshipers were to dress in the temple. Those worshipers included his former “savior,” Jesus. Bob is so dumb that he says “Jesus never wore a three-piece suit to worship!” No shit, Sherlock: Three-piece suits didn’t exist until very recently in world history. Jesus wore the garb specified in the Bible for worshipers in the Beit HaMikdash. (Bob can’t read scripture in its original language, so he’ll have to Google that one.) That doesn’t mean it’s appropriate to wear your pajamas to church, Bob.

Per the Bible, worshipers are supposed to dress and behave as if they are in the presence of “Ha Melech”— “The King.” Bob is lying when he says his choices are to wear his pajama t-shirt or an expensive “three-piece suit.” You don’t have to spend much money to dress appropriately for visits to God’s house. You can get a dress shirt and a pair of dress pants for well under $50 from stores like TJ Maxx, Marshall’s and Kohl’s — all of which have stores all over Ohio. Bob would rather wear his pajamas to church and spend money on cable TV and donations to Jim Bakker than on showing God proper honor and respect. That’s because Bob is not a “man of God” and he has no respect for Christ or Christianity.

That’s why he’s stopped preaching and is planning to pivot to political videos. And we all know his political videos will get his YouTube channel deleted forever. Is Bob TRYING to get banned from YouTube so he has an excuse for never preaching again?

Jesus is dead and so is Bob’s ministry.
 
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JFC, Bob even talks here about how his own pastor wears t-shirts to church. What a bunch of lazy slobs. Why is it so impossible for them to come to church clean and dressed in the manner appropriate for an audience with their supposed “savior”? Answer: Because Bob and his pastor prioritize their own comfort over their supposed religious convictions. More proof, as if it were needed, that Bob is not a “man of God.” Church Pajamas Bob a man of his own comfort, entitlement and laziness.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
No, it’s clear Bob has rejected Jesus Christ. Bob has no lord or savior. He is no longer evangelizing and thus no longer an evangelist or preacher. How long before he converts to satanism?
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I heard that someone heard him say "I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work." Plus he has finally embraced his bisexuality.
 
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AnOminous said:
I heard that someone heard him say "I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work." Plus he has finally embraced his bisexuality.
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There are rumors about this being discussed in the Carrollton secret Facebook group. A deacon from the Assembly of God posted a comment about Bob coming out as “pansexual” and “genderqueer” to their Bible study group. Apparently the pastor has spent weeks trying to talk Bob out of posting a coming out video on YouTube. According to the deacon and two of Bob’s trailer park neighbors who are in the FB group, that’s the real reason why he hasn’t been posting videos.
 
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Long Story Short said:
Someone needs to clip out the part where he is showing his gun and threatening people, and send it to the Carrollton police. Im sure they would pay Bob a visit.
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Call me dumb -- but is that seriously a Hi-Point? There's far more impressive straps and gats for Pastor Bobbo to pack.
 
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First of all, Church Pajamas Bob has figured out that we’re the ones who arranged for the government to withhold his stimulus check. What he hasn’t realized is that it’s not being withheld; his application was rejected after what we showed the government. I hope Bob is getting his paperwork in order for the no-knock raid the IRS has requested authorization to execute. I thank God every day that President Trump is tougher on welfare frauds than any president in history.

Bob claims “I work hard for what I have, even though I don’t work.” This is what he actually believes. Luckily, our great president is not letting Bob and his fellow niggers get away with stealing from hardworking Americans the way Bob’s favorite president, Barack Hussein Obama, did. Bob is such a nigger I’m sure he’s the one stealing confederate flags off vehicles in Carrollton. Don’t worry— the cops have been informed of Bob’s thieving ways and have an eye on him.

Church Pajamas Bob is STILL wearing the same pajama t-shirt he was wearing Sunday and yesterday. So not only is Bob too addicted to being lazy to change out of his PJs, but he’s also so lacking respect for God that he doesn’t even bother to wear clean clothes. His hair is still thick with grease, too. Bob’s last shower took place pre-coronavirus time.

Bob reads a bunch of Xian bible bullshit that he clearly doesn’t believe. It includes overtures NOT to worry about what you eat or drink. Bob goes so far as to steal from food pantries and hoard food that was supposed to go to needy families and children. He may as well wipe his ass with the verses he just read, since he obviously doesn’t intend to live by them.

He’s upset his KF thread hasn’t been very active lately. Bob logic tells him this isn’t because he’s been shirking his ministerial duties and stopped preaching for the past several months. No, Bob’s low IQ brain told him it’s because we’re too busy at BLM protests and tearing down statues.

Bob tries to look informed by throwing out the matter of tallitot. Bob calls them “head coverings” LMFAO. I won’t bore the rest of you with the inside baseball of this matter, but rest assured that Bob is wrong as usual. The harder he tries to prove he knows things, the more he reveals just how little he knows. It’s hilarious.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
LMFAO this is easily one of the funniest Bob videos ever. Can someone please archive it (I’m on my phone)? I’m afraid we’ll lose it when YouTube takes it down for making terroristic threats.
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Done. Edit: Upload more bettered. I hope.

Long Story Short said:
It's day three (at least) of Bob wearing the same Pajamas in 90 degree heat.
His face is so oily, he could use it to fry up his hash browns!
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Blessed Bobbo's head has been anointed with oil, as he will tell you happened to King Saul in Psalm 28.

John Andrews Stan said:
Church Pajamas Bob is STILL wearing the same pajama t-shirt he was wearing Sunday and yesterday. So not only is Bob too addicted to being lazy to change out of his PJs, but he’s also so lacking respect for God that he doesn’t even bother to wear clean clothes. His hair is still thick with grease, too. Bob’s last shower took place pre-coronavirus time.
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Well, if it's good enough for the Lord on one day, it's good enough for the Lord on another, right?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Church Pajamas Bob is STILL wearing the same pajama t-shirt he was wearing Sunday and yesterday. So not only is Bob too addicted to being lazy to change out of his PJs, but he’s also so lacking respect for God that he doesn’t even bother to wear clean clothes. His hair is still thick with grease, too. Bob’s last shower took place pre-coronavirus time.
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And once again, Slob is wrong about New Testament teachings about comportment. Jesus himself taught of the unworthy wedding-guest who was thrown into outer darkness because he didn't bother to dress up for the presence of the Lord.
 
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Somebody I know lives in a very upscale condo way out in the land of subburbs. It's about as white and boomery as you can get. Their building captain is a former marine, chosen son, he loves his guns, and during the Freddy grey riots 5 years ago, he talked about how he had roof access in case anyone came for the condos. It's miles away from the nearest bus stop.
Why am I telling you this?
The only thing besides gun ownership these two loonies have in common is that there is zero chance BLM, antifa, or those ne'er do wells from planned parenthood or the CDC will be coming anywhere near them. Ever.
Nobody is coming to loot the trailer park Bob. Your bacon is safe. In the unlikely event that Rene gets pregnant, planned parenthood doesn't have an abortion van that goes out and snatches up hapless women from trailer parks and forces them to watch videos of toddlers screaming in the grocery store until they agree to just terminate the little parasite.
 
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Bob is the kind of “Christian” who steals from needy families and their hungry children, so of course he thinks others will steal from someone as destitute as he is. He’s lucky we didn’t put the kibosh on his CCW permit. If he only knew that we let it go through because we know the odds are high that he will kill himself before long. FREE RENE!!!!
 
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Toasty said:
Somebody I know lives in a very upscale condo way out in the land of subburbs. It's about as white and boomery as you can get. Their building captain is a former marine, chosen son, he loves his guns, and during the Freddy grey riots 5 years ago, he talked about how he had roof access in case anyone came for the condos. It's miles away from the nearest bus stop.
Why am I telling you this?
The only thing besides gun ownership these two loonies have in common is that there is zero chance BLM, antifa, or those ne'er do wells from planned parenthood or the CDC will be coming anywhere near them. Ever.
Nobody is coming to loot the trailer park Bob. Your bacon is safe. In the unlikely event that Rene gets pregnant, planned parenthood doesn't have an abortion van that goes out and snatches up hapless women from trailer parks and forces them to watch videos of toddlers screaming in the grocery store until they agree to just terminate the little parasite.
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Maybe he bought a Hi-Point for the cred boost - the other G's around his trailer park need to know that if those people from that blog come to protest/step up around here, he's ready to rep' the Grease Street Warriors with his 9.
 
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