Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Swiss46]

Can Jack get better at this point or has he hit the event horizon? He's lost one arm to a stroke and the one time he tried to exercise resulted in him almost crippling himself. It just seems like his body is so abused by his abysmal health that any change he makes is to little to late.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Can Jack get better at this point or has he hit the event horizon? He's lost one arm to a stroke and the one time he tried to exercise resulted in him almost crippling himself. It just seems like his body is so abused by his abysmal health that any change he makes is to little to late.

No it's over. He needed to make changes when he was diagnosed with diabetes. The first stroke was his last chance at making changes to extend his life. Now he's crippled and can't do the exercise necessary to change things. Just a matter of when he goes at this point. Did you see how much he struggled opening a box recently? Also how winded he got while trying to open it? He is a goner.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Can Jack get better at this point or has he hit the event horizon? He's lost one arm to a stroke and the one time he tried to exercise resulted in him almost crippling himself. It just seems like his body is so abused by his abysmal health that any change he makes is to little to late.

He can, but he won't.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Can Jack get better at this point or has he hit the event horizon? He's lost one arm to a stroke and the one time he tried to exercise resulted in him almost crippling himself. It just seems like his body is so abused by his abysmal health that any change he makes is to little to late.

Many Christians, especially retarded ones like Jack, become almost nihilistic when in very bad health. They seem to take the attitude that "it's all in God/Jeebus' hands now".
He could theoretically get much better but never will because he's stupid and simply does not care. He'll keep eating raw cookies and chicken corpses, crying about masks and flipping his shiny arm onto the side of mixing bowls until Stroke #3 takes him off to the great Church Chili Competition in the sky.

 

[Aaway]

Many Christians, especially retarded ones like Jack, become almost nihilistic when in very bad health. They seem to take the attitude that "it's all in God/Jeebus' hands now".
He could theoretically get much better but never will because he's stupid and simply does not care. He'll keep eating raw cookies and chicken corpses, crying about masks and flipping his shiny arm onto the side of mixing bowls until Stroke #3 takes him off to the great Church Chili Competition in the sky.

"i'm going to let jesus heal my arm" was jack's excuse for being a lazy piece of shit and quitting physical therapy

and surprise, jesus hasn't done a very good job because his arm is still very much dead

 

[Whatthefuck]

"i'm going to let jesus heal my arm" was jack's excuse for being a lazy piece of shit and quitting physical therapy

and surprise, jesus hasn't done a very good job because his arm is still very much dead

It's interesting how Jesus provides tools like Physical Therapists and Occupational Therapists and expects people to help heal themselves. It's only lazy Jesus freaks that can't see it that way.

 

[Lenzperkins]

The fact that he had to pray about whether or not to get tested for Covid-19 for the foot surgery is beyond childish, ignorant and stupid. This is coming from a guy who had two strokes and does not bat an eye eating fried, junk, and fast food. Does anyone remember when he bought the P90X and was doing it for a few weeks? What happened to Jack? He was actually likable then.

 

[The Early 2000's]

New Jack vid (that I'm actually not late for!) Looks like '5 star' ribs, so we can expect that the ribs will be abhorrent. I'll post my comments as I watch.


Pre-Vid Edit:
Lol I didn't even notice the thumbnail. God they look underdone


Vid Edits:
Holy fuck you can now plainly see how one half of his face is paralyzed. Like, originally you could slightly tell, but now it's so obvious. Also, it looks like he has absolutely no energy. Jack is looking rough, man

Once again, he's not using his own Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste.

Jack removes the ribs to reveal more meat to ruin underneath. He explains that Tammy hates eating ribs so he's cooking another meat for her. However, it looks like he's going to be using that whole package, so Jack is most certainly going to help chow down on those, too.

Jack explains his pellet smoker and explains how the pellets can be flavoured to give your meat a special taste. I have to give him credit, I learned something from Cooking with Jack.

Lol Jack crammed as much meat as he could onto a tray and now he's going to barbecue it all.

Jack had to have Mommy Tammy set up the smoker for him since he can't do it himself

Now he's showing his Camp Chef app that tells you how hot the smoker is...even though it already tells you the temperature on the smoker? Is he that fucking lazy that he can't walk up to the smoker and quickly check the temp? Of course he is.

Now as I said before, I'm not much of a cook, but he's showing us his ribs and saying shit like, "look at how [the ribs] are soaking through the packaging..." but it just looks slimy to me. Regard this criticism with a grain of salt but I don't think they should be that wet? IDK some of you could clarify in the thread

HAHAHAHAH Jack is using his dead hand to push down on the knife to cut the ribs! Fucking clown!

Okay it looks like the ribs might be actually cooked. Although I will comment that they look kinda gross, like they fell into a dirty sink that had old grease in it. Cutlets look fine too, I guess.

"I'll eat the cutlet first...because the ribs are MINE, and Tammy isn't touching ANY of the ribs!" You could see a glimmer of aggression when he talks about his sacred ribs; reminiscent of a pissed-off chimpanzee.

Takes bite of cutlet. Jump cut to cutlet on cutting board and Jack tearing at the ribs. No reaction. Guess he didn't like it lol

Jack deepthroats a riblet; proceeds to almost burst into tears of pure gluttonous ecstasy.

Jack cannot stop sucking off his fingers for all the glorious meat juices they are covered in.

Jack calls his own cooking a 'Home Run' and hurriedly dismisses his audience so he can stuff down those ribs in one mouthful.

Video Consensus:
The main thing I took away from this vid is that Jack's health is undeniably declining at a faster rate than I thought. He just looks half-dead, and I'm not just talking about his paralysis. As for the course itself, it's okay I guess.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I almost feel bad for Jack. Almost.

 

[Neko GF]

Archive (480p):

 

[Lenzperkins]

He's such a hack. For someone who claim to be a BBQ enthusiast, he never removes the membrane from back of the ribs. He then rips off Franklin's method of wrapping the meat with butcher's paper and he had the audacity to give Franklin's a so-so review. What a hack!

 

[Stasi]

Maybe I'm ignorant but whats the point of getting flavoured pellets if you are drowning the meat in sauce anyway? Almost certainly wont be able to taste the smoke flavour.

Saucing smoked meat seems counter intuitive to me anyway. Smoked meat and fish is very popular in Slav land but doesn't tend to be prepared/consumed with sauces because then you aren't enjoying the delicate smoky flavour. Like getting some parma ham and pouring ketchup on it.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I have to say, I am utterly impressed by Jack. And I am not joking when I say that. I've never seen somebody excel so much at being a crippled burden on his entire family. He is outright going out of his way to ensure that he'll be a complete vegetable right up until he gets put into the ground.

Say what you want about Jack Scalfani, but this man shows some true commitment when it comes to ruining his health and body. How many of us can match that?

 

[The Early 2000's]

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He's such a hack. For someone who claim to be a BBQ enthusiast, he never removes the membrane from back of the ribs. He then rips off Franklin's method of wrapping the meat with butcher's paper and he had the audacity to give Franklin's a so-so review. What a hack!

This picture never fails to make me laugh: the washer and dryer in the background, his hilarious MasterChef pose, the general clutter behind him. This photo is just proof Jack was always an utter fool with delusions of grandeur.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Maybe I'm ignorant but whats the point of getting flavoured pellets if you are drowning the meat in sauce anyway? Almost certainly wont be able to taste the smoke flavour.

Saucing smoked meat seems counter intuitive to me anyway. Smoked meat and fish is very popular in Slav land but doesn't tend to be prepared/consumed with sauces because then you aren't enjoying the delicate smoky flavour. Like getting some parma ham and pouring ketchup on it.

IIRC slathering sauce on meat as it's cooking is a fairly common part of traditional American barbecue, but it serves a purpose and is done methodically. It's to prevent it from drying out and burning. The heat from the coals is a lot more intense than anything that happens during the average smoking process, after all.

Jack is just being a gluttonous boomer retard as usual, taking it to the umpteenth degree and just fucking drowning his meat in sauce to the point that he might as well have boiled it in BBQ sauce.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

New Jack vid (that I'm actually not late for!) Looks like '5 star' ribs, so we can expect that the ribs will be abhorrent. I'll post my comments as I watch.


Pre-Vid Edit:
Lol I didn't even notice the thumbnail. God they look underdone


Vid Edits:
Holy fuck you can now plainly see how one half of his face is paralyzed. Like, originally you could slightly tell, but now it's so obvious. Also, it looks like he has absolutely no energy. Jack is looking rough, man

Once again, he's not using his own Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste.

Jack removes the ribs to reveal more meat to ruin underneath. He explains that Tammy hates eating ribs so he's cooking another meat for her. However, it looks like he's going to be using that whole package, so Jack is most certainly going to help chow down on those, too.

Jack explains his pellet smoker and explains how the pellets can be flavoured to give your meat a special taste. I have to give him credit, I learned something from Cooking with Jack.

Lol Jack crammed as much meat as he could onto a tray and now he's going to barbecue it all.

Jack had to have Mommy Tammy set up the smoker for him since he can't do it himself

Now he's showing his Camp Chef app that tells you how hot the smoker is...even though it already tells you the temperature on the smoker? Is he that fucking lazy that he can't walk up to the smoker and quickly check the temp? Of course he is.

Now as I said before, I'm not much of a cook, but he's showing us his ribs and saying shit like, "look at how [the ribs] are soaking through the packaging..." but it just looks slimy to me. Regard this criticism with a grain of salt but I don't think they should be that wet? IDK some of you could clarify in the thread

HAHAHAHAH Jack is using his dead hand to push down on the knife to cut the ribs! Fucking clown!

Okay it looks like the ribs might be actually cooked. Although I will comment that they look kinda gross, like they fell into a dirty sink that had old grease in it. Cutlets look fine too, I guess.

"I'll eat the cutlet first...because the ribs are MINE, and Tammy isn't touching ANY of the ribs!" You could see a glimmer of aggression when he talks about his sacred ribs; reminiscent of a pissed-off chimpanzee.

Takes bite of cutlet. Jump cut to cutlet on cutting board and Jack tearing at the ribs. No reaction. Guess he didn't like it lol

Jack deepthroats a riblet; proceeds to almost burst into tears of pure gluttonous ecstasy.

Jack cannot stop sucking off his fingers for all the glorious meat juices they are covered in.

Jack calls his own cooking a 'Home Run' and hurriedly dismisses his audience so he can stuff down those ribs in one mouthful.

Video Consensus:
The main thing I took away from this vid is that Jack's health is undeniably declining at a faster rate than I thought. He just looks half-dead, and I'm not just talking about his paralysis. As for the course itself, it's okay I guess.

I don't know much about ribs, but those cutlets looked like shit. For one, you usually want a bone in your cutlet to serve as an insulator. Tammy could always stop being such a bitch and cut it off if it bothers her. Jack, by some sort of cosmic irony, appears to have overcooked the cutlet as well. You usually want to go medium well or at least make sure that it's still moist. The fat isn't rendered in the slightest, so the texture will suffer. I didn't see him put any salt or pepper on there, but it might have just been in the sauce. The one that really bothers me is that he didn't sear the meat. The maillard reaction is where all the flavor comes from. You would think that a meat fanatic would know this.

 

[Comma]

There's so much weird shit in this video.

- "So the flavor we're gonna be using with our ribs... I don't know this brand, but it's the Asian sweet chili sauce." -- Err... what? You're making a cooking show, just name the brand! The video quality is so shitty you pretty much can't even read the brand's name on the bottles yourself either...

- "It (the sauce) has got some great ingredients in it, you can see." -- No? We actually can't see shit? How are we supposed to "see" what ingredients are in it? What the fuck are you talking about?

- (there's ZERO information in the description under the video about a recipe or any of the ingredients whatsoever)

- "Tammy, my wife (orly), hates gnawing on a bone, she hates ripping meat off a bone. She doesn't like it. She'll do it on chicken, but ribs? Sorry." - Alrighty then...

- Then he has this weird little segment about the pellets as if anyone watching this shit show doesn't know about those already, and for reasons unknown he can't explain what flavor they actually are. Like... check the packaging or something and inform your audience?

- Unironically boasts about how prepared he is and how you should always be prepared. (Again: he can't even name the brands or flavors of basic ingredients)

- Absolutely drenches the meat in this mystery Asian chili sauce to satisfy this weird fetish he has about moist meat.

- Makes some odd remarks again about Tammy not touching the ribs and how the ribs are his. I think he was trying to make it into a joke, but I guess that was too much to ask of his stroked-out brain, because it comes out very weirdly.

- As usual forcing himself to "use" his dead arm in an attempt to somehow show everyone how well his arm is doing, which only makes it look super creepy:

- Then he goes on about how the cutlets won't be as flavorful as the ribs, so he'll taste them first. Takes a bite, but then immediately cuts away to him already finger fucking the ribs, so there's literally no reaction on how the cutlets taste.

- The sloppy looking, MS Paint-tier quality "home run recipe" picture:

- And then ends the video with him already eyeballing the ribs he didn't eat (yet). Gotta love that last frame:

You just know he stuffed his face with the rest of those ribs after the camera stopped recording.

 

[Aaway]

lol he was out of breath from cutting the ribs

and did he purposely pick the worst possible thumbnail?

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

What saddens me the most is his lack of effort. No, that's not a new thing overall, but before his lastest stroke, he would at least have some okay lighting, and now it's all dim.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

You don't smoke pork tenderloin.

Tammy's going to have a great time chewing on those