Chinny thinks having a content poll IS content. As far as she's concerned, that's "doing something" for her subscribers. The results of the poll have absolutely no bearing on what will happen; she might as well not even check what they are.
My heart wants more Art Critic Chinny, posting paintings in compressed instagram phone screen quality and then giving an expert commentary by paraphrasing wikipedia, but my brain tells me we won't see any more. For one thing, it's difficult to concoct commentary on basic bitch art. Maybe a dissertation on the dogs playing poker? I'd love to see Starry Starry Night with digital artefacts and a misspelt two-sentence caption speciously referring to Impressionism.
Her constant forays into pseudo-intellectual posturing are my favourite thing about her. It's maladapted basic bitch behaviour. Plenty of Karens buy mediocre mass-produced art, books, and music, but Chinny's "interest" in it is solely to try to impress other people and to be able to put on airs about how cultured she is. This is a woman who attempted a degree in English Lit and then complained about having to read books for it (she admitted she used cliffnotes for everything) and hasn't read anything beyond Wikipedia articles about bad paintings since then. She thinks she's a talented songstress when her pitch is so bad that the only in-tune parts of her magnum opus Dreeaam a liddle DREEAAMM UF MMEEeeEee are the instrumental breaks.
We can't forget the art form she's most acquainted with: the culinary. When FOODIE Beauty tries to "review" food, it's a neck-and-neck between how wretchedly poor her palate is and how despairingly impoverished her vocabulary is. We're lucky to get two adjectives when she's slorping down whatever 500mg of sodium she's having for an entrée, and our favourite connoisseuse always troubles to inform us that it tastes like the exact foodstuff that it is.
I'm really hoping that YT algorithms fuck her up. Not because I'm an a-log, but because I want to see her branch out into more content like this where she displays her staggering, Renaissance Woman erudition about every last art form. I want to see her commentate Bach's Matthäuspassion with the Wikipedia synopsis of the Johannespassion and not realise it. I want a dramatic reading of Genet's The Maids where every character and the stage directions are delivered in her spastic ogre voice. I want her to write an analysis of Vertigo where she praises the "cinematogravy" for "conveying a sense of... like... vertigo".
