Hoo boy, you know Clotso's started another fun cycle when wihin the first 30 seconds she's off and running: calmly using her big-gorl voice, ever-so-subtly flaunting her fitbit, making certain to emphasize how very consisent she's been with her videos prior to her current "crisis" (in case any assholes were considering cycle-shaming her!) and atttempting to use words she doesn't understand but sound fancy to her (in this case, she informs us she's been spending her time away from YT doing "a lot of internalizing, a lot of thinking..".
I haven't made it through the video yet, but it astounds me that Chinny is actually attempting yet another juice fast... when diabetic, no less. At first I was skeptical of her claim that she was going to do this in private (considering that her diet attempts are always for show) but it actually almost makes sense when factoring in her recent beetus scare and new scale purchase. I imagine that in her deluded, gravy-soaked brain she decided that she could:
1) somehow magically reverse her beetus by drinking juice of all things, and
2) quickly get down to under 400 elbees
via her magical, expensive fresh juice plan.
But the siren song of sweet, sweet asspats and Adsense bux was probably too tempting.
Pretty curious how this will play out when our Queen of Poutine discovers that 3 days of juice drinking won't miraculously reverse years of Arby's Abuse and slow-suicide-by-cheddar.
ETA: Welp, looks like I've spoken too soon: she's already quit. Chantal, you never cease to amaze with your sheer predictability. Bravo, gorl.
Not only did it not once occur to her that juice might not be the best plan for a dibetic, but that she just now decided to follow the advice of her dr. The diabetes center is going to have their hands full with her (if she actually goes) between her absolute stupidity and disdain for authority.
But it is interesting and somewhat surprising that in her announcement about quitting the juice nonsense she didn't try and walk back her beetus diagnosis at all. I have zero doubt she'll attempt to do so in the future, but the more she attempts to garner sympathy for it, the harder it will become to back out of it.
Also, holy shit. It's rare for Clotso to shock any of us at this point but mother of god, the side views in that tanktop (which should be put out of it's misery ffs) are absolutely horrific. She passed "beach ball" about 50lbs ago and did a faceplant directly into "gigantic amorphous blob" territory. Her profile is nightmarish.
