WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Not too long ago, definitely within the last year.

He said that showering everyday is bad for you. He only showers twice a week and the other days he just rubs his pits and groin with a wet washcloth.
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Normally I would ask why someone thinks something like that, but we're talking about a guy who thinks grocery shopping is exercise, bacon grease goes in the toilet, and staying up until 3am drinking gin is a good idea. He didn't get it from anywhere, he's just a lazy fuck.
 
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tripmix said:
Its true it could be some gay op by autists I just got curious and wondered.

I get the feeling the news would have broke sooner if that were the case though.
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idk, most accounts on any website these days email you a confirmation link that you need to click to confirm the account creation. I don't know if porn sites do it because I don't have any porn accounts because you'd have to be a retard who spends 40K+ on bejewelled to also pay for porn
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil has publicly admitted in the past multiple times that the only country that he has been to other than USA is Canada......so there's that
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We also know that he only knows 4 countries. US, Canada, Mexico and Japan. Thanks to his Bully playthrough, we know he's not smart enough to know what any other country is, but still you can literally just choose any flag at random.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
Normally I would ask why someone thinks something like that, but we're talking about a guy who thinks grocery shopping is exercise, bacon grease goes in the toilet, and staying up until 3am drinking gin is a good idea. He didn't get it from anywhere, he's just a lazy fuck.
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I would assume it's because they tell girls with long hair that washing it every day with whatever they use can cause split ends and breakage. Phil took this to mean, "don't wash your body, it's bad for you".
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I would assume it's because they tell girls with long hair that washing it every day with whatever they use can cause split ends and breakage. Phil took this to mean, "don't wash your body, it's bad for you".
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During the lockdown, when he was not going out at all and didn't need to keep up appearances for the cashier at Fred Meyers, he claimed that showering too often would remove the natural oils that would keep his skin and hair moisturized. He seriously thinks that showering every day would harm his skin and hair by removing his oily outer layer of grease.
 
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millais said:
During the lockdown, when he was not going out at all and didn't need to keep up appearances for the cashier at Fred Meyers, he claimed that showering too often would remove the natural oils that would keep his skin and hair moisturized. He seriously thinks that showering every day would harm his skin and hair by removing his oily outer layer of grease.
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In his defense, when humanity was dependent on herd immunity to not die in massive waves every year, washing every day was considered 'bad'. But this was before germ theory, and the idea that bathing more than once a month was likely to kill you was popular. Poor Phil was born in the wrong Era. He honors his women by refusing to acknowledge or touch them, he's scared of regular bathing, and he thinks the sun revolves around him.

Maybe he's a highlander. For every era there is a DarkSyde.

I should write for Fox.
 
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millais said:
During the lockdown, when he was not going out at all and didn't need to keep up appearances for the cashier at Fred Meyers, he claimed that showering too often would remove the natural oils that would keep his skin and hair moisturized. He seriously thinks that showering every day would harm his skin and hair by removing his oily outer layer of grease.
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Jesus Christ is he retarded, his hair, which isn't even long by the way (then again he has a comb-back to cover his bald spot so who knows how long his front hair really is), already gets greasy really quickly naturally, that's why he got away with claiming he was ITAHLIEN despite only being 1/4 Italian, he always had that guidoesque greasy hair like a full-blooded wop.
 
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yoshitsune said:
Jesus Christ is he retarded, his hair, which isn't even long by the way (then again he has a comb-back to cover his bald spot so who knows how long his front hair really is), already gets greasy really quickly naturally, that's why he got away with claiming he was ITAHLIEN despite only being 1/4 Italian, he always had that guidoesque greasy hair like a full-blooded wop.
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Fair is fair. He's 1/2 Italian. I've done the research.
 
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Speaking of which, has Phil ever mentioned being Italian besides to defend his greasy hair or pigslain the hand-rubbing thing from "getting that groove back"? Because anything he only says in moments like that should, of course, automatically be dismissed as bullshit.
 
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Fair is fair. He's 1/2 Italian. I've done the research.
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If your research is his mother's maiden name being Italian that doesn't mean half, it just means her father's side has some Italian in it. Phil's own claim is one-quarter Italian and I can't imagine him rounding down something that's such a big part of his identity.

TheGoutburglar said:
Speaking of which, has Phil ever mentioned being Italian besides to defend his greasy hair or pigslain the hand-rubbing thing from "getting that groove back"? Because anything he only says in moments like that should, of course, automatically be dismissed as bullshit.
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The only other time I am aware of is the 'tism sauce. He makes a huge deal out of using canned tomatoes imported from Italy (the brand is San Marzano, many US grocers carry them) and insists the recipe is an authentic Eyetalian one passed down through his family. None of his other cooking is Italian or even East Coast Italian-American based.
 
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So he only says he's Italian to pigsplain his hair which is actually greasy because he doesn't shower often enough, to pigsplain Getting That Groove back because he doesn't even understand why it's a meme to begin with, and to give undeserved cred to his sugar sauce?

Yeah, he's definitely lying. Take that disgusting concoction to Sicily and see how quickly they run you out of town for trying to pass it off as something they would eat.
 
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