Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Slur Slurry said:
If they share custody or he gets full custody then he doesn't have to pay child support. That's all this is,he doesn't want to have to pay more child support.
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He'll deffo be a good dad when he has custody too. In exchange for vacuuming, cleaning the toilets, and not crying Sloane will get to lick a Goldbelly pie wrapper for dessert after her Friday dinner of spaghettios.
 
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Trip Chesterton III said:
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I suck at this game, this used to be a dude, right?

Chan the Wizard said:
Other than being a weird abusive husband and father that has to have total control, I wonder why he’s fighting for custody at all. Has to be easier to get bpd pussy without a kid around.
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Even in his pill-addled state Owetax (thanks to whoever came up with that) realizes that his mother won't support him if he's completely cut off from his kids -or- his mother has cut him completely out of the will, so the kids have to be in his life if he wants to see any of that sweet sweet inheritance money (at least while they're under 18 ).
 
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It was me, Dear Richard. It's always been me. The author of all your pain.
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Just imagine, this dude's life has been taking pummelings like from Uwe Boll over and over again and is finally pretty much demolished all because he was too mentally ill to just listen to his critics, critics who didn't even necessarily hate him.

It's unreal how he acts so upset about Shmorky when people were literally telling him about it for years but he refused to listen simply because one of his buddies didn't tell him. It's not like he didn't know; people got banned for pointing out what Shmorky's sexual fetishes were.
 
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Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
Just imagine, this dude's life has been taking pummelings like from Uwe Boll over and over again and is finally pretty much demolished all because he was too mentally ill to just listen to his critics, critics who didn't even necessarily hate him.

It's unreal how he acts so upset about Shmorky when people were literally telling him about it for years but he refused to listen simply because one of his buddies didn't tell him. It's not like he didn't know; people got banned for pointing out what Shmorky's sexual fetishes were.
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Just imagine, those forums have been taking pummelings like from Ralp over and over again and are finally pretty much demolished all because they're too mentally ill to just listen to their critics, critics who didn't even necessarily hate them.

It's unreal how the troons act so upset about LowT when KF people were literally telling them about it for years but they refused to listen simply because green bird people bad. It's not like they didn't know; people got banned for pointing out what a wifebeating, scummy piece of crap he was.

lol, ever notice how people's pets always seem to look just like them?
 
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Ilmseil said:
Just imagine, those forums have been taking pummelings like from Ralp over and over again and are finally pretty much demolished all because they're too mentally ill to just listen to their critics, critics who didn't even necessarily hate them.

It's unreal how the troons act so upset about LowT when KF people were literally telling them about it for years but they refused to listen simply because green bird people bad. It's not like they didn't know; people got banned for pointing out what a wifebeating, scummy piece of crap he was.

lol, ever notice how people's pets always seem to look just like them?
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SA has always had a mentally ill xenophobia towards other forums. For being so inclusive they exhibit exactly the tendencies they pretend to abhor.
 
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Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
SA has always had a mentally ill xenophobia towards other forums. For being so inclusive they exhibit exactly the tendencies they pretend to abhor.
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One forum to rule them all and the belief that they were the smartest guys on the internet was a product of the time. There was a limited amount of content outside of AOL's walled garden when SA started.

As the internet changed, SA never moved on. As a whole, goons continued to believe that one website was enough to fulfill anyone's posting needs while the rest of the world saw the www as a smorgasbord.

SA wasn't the only forum with that attitude, but it's usually found in forums from around the same period of time.
 
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northstar747 said:
SA wasn't the only forum with that attitude, but it's usually found in forums from around the same period of time.
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I'm trying to think of where I posted back then and only coming up with a few but my few were all like that, at least in a joking way my first 2 I mention, maybe not so much a joke the last one. (I wonder what could be the difference)

ar15.com = ugh you sound like a white trash poor go back to ak47.net / ugh you sound like a cop, go back to glocktallk.com / ugh, a dem, go back to DU!

bodybuilding.com = you're a non-lifting phaggot who should go back to cardiobunny dotcom or some chit

My local forum = ugh you sound like a republican you should go back to aol
 
mc1footpinus said:
I'm trying to think of where I posted back then and only coming up with a few but my few were all like that, at least in a joking way my first 2 I mention, maybe not so much a joke the last one. (I wonder what could be the difference)

ar15.com = ugh you sound like a white trash poor go back to ak47.net / ugh you sound like a cop, go back to glocktallk.com / ugh, a dem, go back to DU!

bodybuilding.com = you're a non-lifting phaggot who should go back to cardiobunny dotcom or some chit

My local forum = ugh you sound like a republican you should go back to aol
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I honestly don’t think forums.bodybuilding.com have been about bodybuilding in over a decade
 
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hey guys I went to the asian market and found Lowtax's favorite coffee.

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verdict: good for an instant coffee but the mangosteen coffee did not have the taste or benefits as prophesied by Lowtax

I did however discover what keeps Lowtax up every lonely night. It's this coffee, right here.

As you can see I am a member of the white race. I feel as if I have doxxed myself with that distinctive bulletin board and shameful, bigoted white flesh
 
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