Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Ira the Weatherman]

Couldn't Jack get a job collecting trays in McDonald's or something

If minimum wage scales by age in the US, there's no chance in hell, even if he had the use of most of his limbs. Why the fuck would anyone want to hire a crippled boomer when you can get an 18-year-old who will work for less and will almost certainly do a better job.

The only jobs available to Jack are those specifically tailored to recruiting people with disabilities. Even then, he'll be competing with (more) able-bodied handicapped, so he'll be waaay down the list. Jack is unironically less desirable as an employee than a literal retard.

 

[DuckSucker]

Jack Scalfani on Twitter: "HELP WANTED: My wife Tammy just lost her j…

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Brave, brave Bella...

I wonder if she was also refusing to wear a mask.

Jack is one of the only people there is a thread on that I kind of hate. Not to the point that Im hoping he dies or anything, but he's such, SUCH an aggressively, openly shitty person, I dont feel the same empathy I do when I see other people in miserable situations. I think Bob Chipman might be the other one and I dont really pay attention to him, he's just internet famous for being a huge cunt.

My money is on them getting some mournful takeout feast, another 64 wings between them, a pint each of dippin' sauces, and a"personal" pizza for each of them. Jr can maybe have the crusts.

So this is Tammy losing her insurance, too, right? I imagine Jack is on her insurance plan somehow, he's technically an independent worker so I doubt he has his own. He could be on Obamacare but knowing his politics, I highly doubt it.

How's he gonna pay for his foot operation or do you think he'll back out o it because of the swab test and then count it as a win because he gets to do what he wants, suck it big pharma. He's such a child, that's a possibility too.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I mean, the fat mong is still getting his YouTube checks, so it’s not like they are gonna starve to death. Time to put his jester hat back on, enable the comments, and go back to making Aunt Myrna’s recipes.

 

[Lenzperkins]

This is Tammy going off on Jack (Scalfani).

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

the only job that jack might even have a chance at landing is a walmart greeter or one of those people who looks at your reciept when you're leaving

they hire literal re.tards for those positions

Even if he got a job interview, I honestly wouldn't put it past him to deliberately sabotage his chances of getting the job. He seriously seems like the type who's arrogant, petty and self-centred enough to pull shit like that, just because he thinks that working a shitty job (or even a regular one) is beneath him even when it's vital for his family to do so.

 

[Aaway]

I mean, the fat mong is still getting his YouTube checks, so it’s not like they are gonna starve to death. Time to put his jester hat back on, enable the comments, and go back to making Aunt Myrna’s recipes.

i don't think jack gets nearly enough views on his videos to make enough money to support a family

they won't be struggling too much but i can see jack's youtube career definitely taking a temporary hit until tammy is able to find a new job. and with jack wheelchair bound for the next month or so and tammy again stuck at home with him and now unemployed, we're in for what should be an interesting few weeks

 

[Lenzperkins]

When Tammy finds a job, the numbskull will probably take credit for it.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I mean, the fat mong is still getting his YouTube checks, so it’s not like they are gonna starve to death. Time to put his jester hat back on, enable the comments, and go back to making Aunt Myrna’s recipes.

They'll have Tammy's unemployment checks for a while too. Think he'll still complain about people getting too much money from unemployment? He's shameless and stupid enough to start complaining about her not getting enough without feeling like a hypocrite.

 

[Adamska]

Tammy got fired from her job. This could be good.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1281314048768958465

http://archive.vn/i8H3h

Welp, Jack's gonna be fucked, since there goes the breadwinner that allows him to remain and live the life of a fat manchild who can hoard grills and smokers. Hell, he might start regularly chimping and begging because he can't use his wife's money anymore.

I also love his lie "we are going to find work". No you won't fatboy, you'll just whine at Jr. to get a better job and whine to Tammy about jobs and money like the waste of flesh you are.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

I don't know why you guys are worried.

Jack's sauces are ALWAYS flying off the shelves and never in stock...

 

[Lenzperkins]

If you think about it, most people in their situation,

I don't know why you guys are worried.

Jack's sauces are ALWAYS flying off the shelves and never in stock...

A review from amazon:
" I bought this about a year ago in an Ace Hardware store, not a very good bbq sauce but it does make for a pretty damn good motor oil. My lawnmower and truck have never ran better. "

 

[Aaway]

can't wait for cooking with jack: dollar tree edition

 

[boxybum]

This is the whitest shit I have ever seen.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Holy fuck bros

Is this the start of the no-income saga? Will Jack pump out more vids under the impression that his videos can pull in the dough? This is a turn I didn't see coming!

 

[mothmans]

can't wait for cooking with jack: dollar tree edition

You know he'll probably be perfectly happy with that, given how much he raved about that nasty ass dollar store 'steak'.

 

[Buck Mullet]

can't wait for cooking with jack: dollar tree edition

Hoping for some bitter Jack videos in a desperate attempt to create YouTube content. Him preparing and reviewing cheap, low quality crap because they can't afford to spend a fortune on take out and decent cuts of meat anymore could make for some passive aggressive "poor me" moments.

His Dollar Store ribs review: "Guys, can you believe it? They sell ribs at the Dollar Tree! Ribs! I can't believe it! Anyways let's get these on the grill... Wow. Can you see how small they are? And where's all the meat? I don't see much meat on these ribs from the dollar store guys. And look, they barely put any sauce on it. That doesn't look right, there should be more sauce. And get this, I don't have whatever sauce they use! 'rolls eyes' They expect you to use whatever you have at home, which is going to be a different sauce! I have to combine sauces? Fine, whatever, let's just see how they taste... (takes enormous, disgusting Scalfani bite) Guys, I gotta be honest, they aren't very good. Not much meat, and pretty fatty. Good thing Tammy won't touch them though, I bought $40 worth and a gallon of Sweet Baby Ray's so I can at least have enough to eat. Thanks for watching. "

 

[boxybum]

Tammy got fired from her job. This could be good.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1281314048768958465

http://archive.vn/i8H3h

Uh, oh the bread winner lost her dough. Didn't she just buy a new car too? I wonder how she suddenly lost her job. Definitely wasn't planned. Either way they are FUCKED. I bet she was paying for the health insurance through her job. Good luck with that surgery.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Hoping for some bitter Jack videos in a desperate attempt to create YouTube content. Him preparing and reviewing cheap, low quality crap because they can't afford to spend a fortune on take out and decent cuts of meat anymore could make for some passive aggressive "poor me" moments.

His Dollar Store ribs review: "Guys, can you believe it? They sell ribs at the Dollar Tree! Ribs! I can't believe it! Anyways let's get these on the grill... Wow. Can you see how small they are? And where's all the meat? I don't see much meat on these ribs from the dollar store guys. And look, they barely put any sauce on it. That doesn't look right, there should be more sauce. And get this, I don't have whatever sauce they use! 'rolls eyes' They expect you to use whatever you have at home, which is going to be a different sauce! I have to combine sauces? Fine, whatever, let's just see how they taste... (takes enormous, disgusting Scalfani bite) Guys, I gotta be honest, they aren't very good. Not much meat, and pretty fatty. Good thing Tammy won't touch them though, I bought $40 worth and a gallon of Sweet Baby Ray's so I can at least have enough to eat. Thanks for watching. "

Oh nonono you are WAY off with the Dollar Store ribs review; he's already done a Dollar Tree $1 Steak review which he absolutely LOVED. If anything, Jack would be ecstatic with the influx of dollar store meats.

Get ready for a lot more of this type of content

 

[JackDavis]

They'll have Tammy's unemployment checks for a while too. Think he'll still complain about people getting too much money from unemployment? He's shameless and stupid enough to start complaining about her not getting enough without feeling like a hypocrite.

The dude complained about people at Sam's Club being lazy and riding scooters while in a scooter. He has no self-awareness; all he knows is Scalfani good, minorities bad.

 

[Super Hans]

Something smart that Jack could do, which means he won't even consider it, is make a bunch of videos with cheap survival food that you can make into a casserole. Most of it ends up looking like shit even with a good cook, which means he won't have to cut off the finished dish with a lower third for that scam charity he shills for. It would mean that he'd have to actually to rev up the oven more than once a month, though.