Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

It's interesting in a horrific kind of way how it fundamentally changes people personality-wise. Like one of those horror movies where the alien or whatever infects someone and they keep going about their daily lives, maybe vaguely aware something is off, and over time their body and mind gradually morphs into some alien husk of its former self, constantly needing more and more and more salt/sugar/whatever substance to nurture the growing alien presence until there's nothing left but a vague physical resemblance to whatever the original form was.


It also makes me wonder, Lowtax was always an asshole lol, so what's really changed? He did look physically OK up to his wedding with Ashli, but mentally?
 
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Beavis said:
Feds. I saw an episode of American greed where some college guys from Florida we’re making weekend trips to Tennessee and West Virginia to sell tens to hundreds of thousands worth of oxy and making huge cash.
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Not just college kids, every enterprising dirtbag in the south east headed to Florida, by van, bus and plane. They’d pay the fare for an individual addict, who would hit up as many pill mills as possible in a few days and then they had to hand over 50-75% of their pills upon return to their sponsor.

Flights from that region (Ohio, WV, KY, Tenn) to Florida used to be daily small planes. One of my coworkers on these routes noticed the flights were getting crowded with weirdos but now there were x3 more daily routes on much larger planes . Then suddenly our office couldn’t book any flights on this route - they were booked out for a month or more. It was all people make trips to Florida to hit as many pill mills as they could in a few days and then head back to sell them at 100000% mark ups in the south east and Midwest.

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His "very serious physical problem" which never seems to be in the way when he needs to leap up during a livestream to yell at some cookies, or smack some bitch down who is pissing him off. Somehow, suddenly his serious physical problem is just gone at those times. He must just have "good days and bad days." Or maybe "good minutes and bad minutes." But when he needs to smack some bitch up, it's always a good day, isn't it?
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Addicts have the most convenient chronic pain imaginable. It gets them everything they want like pills, attention, waited on hand and foot. It’s the perfect excuse to get out of doing everything they don’t like work, childcare, cleaning, typical responsibilities.

Lowtax jumping around with his $80 cookies on a live stream two days after calling cops to his sick bed to tell them about Logan abusing an invalid having surgery in the morning was top shelf addict “muh pain” grifting.
 
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Ilmseil said:
It also makes me wonder, Lowtax was always an asshole lol, so what's really changed? He did look physically OK up to his wedding with Ashli, but mentally?
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He hit 40. Your metabolism takes a massive dive when you reach middle-age and all that dodgy behaviour that you could get away with in your 20s, drink, drugs and eating like crap, suddenly take their toll unless you knock it on the head.
 
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I checked in on one livestream after the Ashlii stuff happened and he was talking about his erratic behaviour, saying he couldn't say much because of the lawsuit, but that he'd passed a drug test. Then he started explaining how he'd be trying to tell the time but he'd be looking at a lamp convinced it was a clock and that he just has severe mental issues and that's why he acts so fucking weird. I doubt that's even remotely true, but has he talked about schizophrenia or whatever that "condition" would be before?
 
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haha Honestly this is where it starts and ends. This is Lauren, right, his first kid? Ive heard he "disowned" her, but is there proof of that? I can believe it by how openly they resent each other and are always fighting, Its still funny to me that hes seemingly always in an argument with his teenage daughter and not because she's acting out, sneaking out, doing drugs or bringing boys over, but because he, the 40 year old man, is acting like a teenager. Then he gets mad when she "moms" him about it.
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He's paying child support and has visitation rights but the kids don't want to see him at all and he doesn't gaf.

Monster Energy Drink said:
I checked in on one livestream after the Ashlii stuff happened and he was talking about his erratic behaviour, saying he couldn't say much because of the lawsuit, but that he'd passed a drug test. Then he started explaining how he'd be trying to tell the time but he'd be looking at a lamp convinced it was a clock and that he just has severe mental issues and that's why he acts so fucking weird. I doubt that's even remotely true, but has he talked about schizophrenia or whatever that "condition" would be before?
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No because to get diagnosed with a mental condition you have to get off the drugs first so the therapists can see if you still act crazy without them
 
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stop me if youve heard this one, what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
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Used too much eyeliner.

Were you crossbred with Dalmatians?

Dont wear womens muslim garment while exposed to the sun

etc.
 
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Monster Energy Drink said:
I checked in on one livestream after the Ashlii stuff happened and he was talking about his erratic behaviour, saying he couldn't say much because of the lawsuit, but that he'd passed a drug test. Then he started explaining how he'd be trying to tell the time but he'd be looking at a lamp convinced it was a clock and that he just has severe mental issues and that's why he acts so fucking weird. I doubt that's even remotely true, but has he talked about schizophrenia or whatever that "condition" would be before?
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That's not an uncommon type of hallucination from an opiate nod. The things people see while nodding out is very mundane, like thinking you're about to get an apple out of the fridge only to realize you're asleep on the couch. So Lowtax might hallucinate he's in a car with Ashli and his kid, only for his eyes to snap awake and see he is actually still completely alone in his McMansion.
 
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So the only thing I find odd is how low T had the...motivation to chase poon on FB let alone trail to UT.

I understand if Logan went to him but still thats time not spent pilled out.
 
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