Jonathan/Jessica Yaniv to be arrested for assaulting Rebel Media journalist

John taking it seriously.

Gonna pray the warrant away it seems.

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Isn't he a turbo-jewish Israeli? Is this him trying to crypto-troll? Either way If the priest is around, he'd better watch out. Not enough room for 2 pedos in that there parish, and I don't fancy Jonny's chances.
 
that's not how it works in the US either. you do not get to decide to press charges. it is the government v. you in a criminal case. a prosecuting attorney must do it, but they usually won't if you won't help them as the victim.
Filing a civil suit would always be an option, but for it to have any chance to succeed you'd probably need to be able to show some sort of damages.
 
So here's a question for any Canadian legal experts: how much does it mean that they managed to get charges laid?
Holding lolcows (even those without special identities) accountable for their actions is anathema to all Western justice systems. So the real question is going to be, how many more gatekeepers does this case have to pass before it comes down to a trial with a guilty/not guilty verdict? Can the Crown say "never mind" and drop charges? Can a judge say "Not dealing with this" and throw the case out? Can the police (or whoever) just not show up to court and leave the prosecution with no evidence?
For that matter, since injustice knows no limits: how many people in the Canadian justice system are capable of outright pardoning Yaniv?
 
Faced with male jail do you think he will claim insanity on account of insufficient waxing?
Though if his lawyer says 'the people associated with the christchurch shooting drove my client to this' he might get away with it.
This fucker will be in PC immediately. In a women's jail. With his attitude there is zero chance he'd survive a week on a male range.
So here's a question for any Canadian legal experts: how much does it mean that they managed to get charges laid?
Holding lolcows (even those without special identities) accountable for their actions is anathema to all Western justice systems. So the real question is going to be, how many more gatekeepers does this case have to pass before it comes down to a trial with a guilty/not guilty verdict? Can the Crown say "never mind" and drop charges? Can a judge say "Not dealing with this" and throw the case out? Can the police (or whoever) just not show up to court and leave the prosecution with no evidence?
For that matter, since injustice knows no limits: how many people in the Canadian justice system are capable of outright pardoning Yaniv?
The cops are compelled to attend, and are incentivised to do so with time and a half. The Crown would not have elected to pursue the charge if they figured there was no reasonable chance of conviction. The most likely thing to happen is for Jonny's lawyer and the Crown to enter a joint submission for adult diversion (restraining order, charity, probation, etc) which the judge will most likely accept (but is not compelled to). Depends on if Jonny agrees to a Diversion before sentencing for the other charges. My guess is he will recieve a conditional discharge which means a probation period after which the conviction goes away. Canada does not have actual pardons anymore, rather "suspension of record of conviction" which does not clear the record. If I had to guess I'd say that he'll get 2 years probation and a bit of community service/fine.
 
The Crown would not have elected to pursue the charge if they figured there was no reasonable chance of conviction.
Yeah, I guess that really gets to the heart of it - to what extent do the various people acting as "The Crown" act in unison? Is this more like an institutional commitment to see this case all the way through to some sort of conclusion, or one government functionary kicking this case one step further down the line to get that annoying lawyer for Rebel Media off his back?
 
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Yeah, I guess that really gets to the heart of it - to what extent do the various people acting as "The Crown" act in unison? Is this more like an institutional commitment to see this case all the way through to some sort of conclusion, or one government functionary kicking this case one step further down the line to get that annoying lawyer for Rebel Media off his back?
there will be an assigned crown. any other crown who appears in lieu of the assigned crown will take direction from above.

Usually the assigned Crown shows up for the arraignment, pretrials, and trial. A junior c\rown will deal withall the inanities such as setting dates, etc.
 
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Partially. There was some study done that showed like 60% of county jail inmates in major metros were homeless. Don't know how accurate that is but it sounds right.

Assuming your source is right there might be too much selection bias in who ends up staying in county jail to read too much into it. In major metros the county jail is where people go when they can't post bond while awaiting trial and since homeless are the least likely to post bond you'd see more of them in the population at any one time. The fact that short sentences for misdemeanors are served in county jail also creates a bit of an imbalance, since most people can just pay the fines for those, but not the homeless. Several of those misdemeanors are crimes associated with homelessness induced by mental disorders (disorderly conduct, public nudity) and substance abuse (drug possession, open container laws), and just normal homelessness (begging, sleeping/sitting in public, vagrancy).
 
Isn't he a turbo-jewish Israeli? Is this him trying to crypto-troll? Either way If the priest is around, he'd better watch out. Not enough room for 2 pedos in that there parish, and I don't fancy Jonny's chances.
My head cannon is;

He was a Jew, however when he was getting heat for being a pedo and shit he went to his Rabbi and asked “so I heard Jews had magical powers to make the media not criticize them and I was wondering how I can make that work for me?”
his Rabbi said “lol nothing you freak, your a monster. Maybe walk the desert for 20 year IDK”

so then he jumped ship towards the religion which says “yer dude just fuck kids then say 10 hell Mary’s and your fucking kino bro”.
 
Rebel Media is owned by gross, shady Ezra Levant who forces all people who leave to sign NDAs, but good that mentally ill freak Yaniv is going to be behind bars. They're clearly a danger to society.
Rebel is trash but Yaniv is far worse.
Rebel Media are a bunch of shithouses but if it results in more woes for Yaniv, all the better. RM's five minutes of potential glory from this will fade in short order. Nothing of value will have been lost.

Hey. Ezra brought Laura and her tires to the world. A lot can be forgiven in light of that
 
You know, it's kind of funny.

If john didnt try to fuck with peeps all the time on twitter and his lawsuit attempts, this nigga would still be popular in twitter circles and hitting up teen girls for tampon advice for his next naked teen pool party or whatever.

Now he is a social pariah who getting tagged by the mounties and continues to be glib while his life falls apart.

For those saying he probably wont go to jail, with the luck streak I'm deadpoolin' that he does up in the jail and gets the fuck beaten out of him by a fellow inmate.

Hes like a reverse DSP when it comes the outcomes.
 
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