Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cheesegirl78]

Oh I'm under no delusions that Tess would ever get off her massive ass and do anything (if I was I'd have posted the version that uses instant pudding and boxed cake mix). I shared it for people on KF who might want delicious cake and who can't/won't make the trip to the Madonna Inn to buy their overpriced and far less tasty one.

I'm glad you posted it, I love baking and trying out new cake recipes.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Congratulating an Olympic legend and 30x medalist and thinking you're in the same league just because you were a pity invite to a panel. Even THINKING Simone needs a pat on the back from the likes of you. Delusional narcissist. Couldn't she just name drop like usual, this is so embarrassing. You're not even in the same circles as her, who are you? Also Tess, you will never be on Vogue, even if you die and decompose and soil a tree that's cut down for the paper.

Also hilarious is Tess's known committment against 'intentional weight loss', before-and-after photos and anything, ANYTHING that promotes even an iota of restrictive eating alongside an 'ideal' body shape and composition while simultaneously kissing an Olympic gymnast's arse. Gymnastics culture is mired in nothing BUT restrictive eating, idealisation of a certain weight and shape and gymnasts are often weighed continuously to the actual detriment of their psychological health.

Fat-shaming - actual shaming, that is, not imaginery slights, and of young girls who are already at a low weight. is a standard in that world to the point of pure insanity. Sccessful gymnasts from various countries have all spoken about the shit that has been said to them to push more weight loss or the diets they've been put on or the expectations of weight loss (one UK Olympic team gymnast recently said she was pushed to lose 7kg in 2 weeks). That's because your weight is actually an important factor in your performance at that level and the coaches are only concerned with winning, not your long term health and wellbeing. So these girls know how to diet in ways Tess wrap her head around and are highly conscious of their weight and size. To an Olympic gymnast, Tess probably represents both a total nightmare of loss of physical and mental control and some simultaneous guilty fantasy about eating whatever you want until you burst.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Trump commutes Roger Stone and Tess Guntster stood gleefully for a selfie with Mary Kay Letourneau a pedophile with permanent San Paku eyes.

America.

 

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[Smiling Honeybadger]

Also hilarious is Tess's known committment against 'intentional weight loss', before-and-after photos and anything, ANYTHING that promotes even an iota of restrictive eating alongside an 'ideal' body shape and composition while simultaneously kissing an Olympic gymnast's arse. Gymnastics culture is mired in nothing BUT restrictive eating, idealisation of a certain weight and shape and gymnasts are often weighed continuously to the actual detriment of their psychological health.

Fat-shaming - actual shaming, that is, not imaginery slights, and of young girls who are already at a low weight. is a standard in that world to the point of pure insanity. Sccessful gymnasts from various countries have all spoken about the shit that has been said to them to push more weight loss or the diets they've been put on or the expectations of weight loss (one UK Olympic team gymnast recently said she was pushed to lose 7kg in 2 weeks). That's because your weight is actually an important factor in your performance at that level and the coaches are only concerned with winning, not your long term health and wellbeing. So these girls know how to diet in ways Tess wrap her head around and are highly conscious of their weight and size. To an Olympic gymnast, Tess probably represents both a total nightmare of loss of physical and mental control and some simultaneous guilty fantasy about eating whatever you want until you burst.

I mean this is a topic among alot of others where a discussion about toxic body culture and objectification is making sense and is needed. Also the past scandals about traniers getting very touchy with the athletes comes to mind. But the fat activists will certainly blabber "Thiiiin privilege" and other horse shit while derailing the discussion as a form to legitimate stuffing themselves senseless.

Also, would You believe if Tess would cheer on an European athlete?! No, I don't think so either and I am increasingly annoyed with her pandering and patronising tone towards black people. Oh look the white savior lady Tess likes you, you are someone. If you want a good example of woke driven racism, look no fruther.

 

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[Easy Peasy]

It's been 42 days since george floyd was Unnecessarily killed, and this is how tess' behaviorhas changed:

Pandering to black instagrammers who dont know who she is, hoping to siphon some clout

Pretending shes even remotely as cool as simone biles

Abandoning her kids to terrorize palm springs.

Such woke, much activism.

I hope simone is like bitch wtf?

 

[Constellationzero]

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Sigh... this again:

Findingpaola is not going to fuck you, Tess. Well... maybe she might fuck you. You just won't be getting laid.

 

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[Daddy's Little Kitten]

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lo so funny XD

 

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[Daddy's Little Kitten]

He looks like he wants to kill her. Poor kid.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Poor kid looks just like her, he even has the same pissy look on his face that she has.

 

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Her golden child absolutely hates her.

 

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[LetThemEatCake]

Why do I get the impression that Bowie is somewhat of a brat? Probably nothing to do with his fatuous mother's idea of parenting, right?

 

[Barbarella]

When I saw that photo, for a second I thought it was a knife. Tess better sleep with one eye open. .

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

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Tess was not there. This was sent by whoever is watching the pant shitter

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You're ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Constellationzero]

TW: Rayciss images!!! 11
OMG Plz Report these awwwful rayciss pages!! We need to cancel NAOW KThXbYe!

But don't report my Black parody ashtray, the selfie taken with Mary Kay Letourneau that pedophile teacher, or the UWU so funneh Blackface emote on my Insta!

Kisses!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

He is a cute little stinker, though.
Pisses me off his father has fucked off to Australia, probably doesn't pay child support, and most likely won't see his son again until Bowie gets married, if even then.