Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Yeah a guy whose career was originally staked in gossip, taking the high ground on 'fake internet drama'. A guy whose career is now staked in having done little to nothing since stopping his own gossip for over fifteen years, coasting on the donations generated by the work of unpaid moderators that think they're big-time just for being a janitor wearing a Judge Dredd Halloween costume on his forums.
 
Lol so he can periodically pop into SA to ban the lesser peons but he's too lazy to hit the delete button or ban the rebelious tranny mods.

Most likely because the mods have his back, like they did in January, and are just trying to funnel money to him to by pretending to have Jeffrey of YOSPOS take ownership of the site.

That still won't get him his patreon back though, so he's still butthurt.
 
Most likely because the mods have his back, like they did in January, and are just trying to funnel money to him to by pretending to have Jeffrey of YOSPOS take ownership of the site.

That still won't get him his patreon back though, so he's still butthurt.

It's pretty easy to notice the sheer entitlement complex he has, especially over the years. Remember his butthurt posting about how Moot Notch "owed" SA (Rich specifically of course) some of his millions because SA "made Minecraft with him"?

Anyone who writes for SA expecting to be paid? Wow, what ungrateful assholes, don't they know they should be paying HIM for the privilege??? Ugh fine I guess if they work for free for at least a month maybe they'll see a pittance. Maybe. In six months.

E: got my internet people mixed up, thanks @AnOminous
 
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It’s like it suddenly dawned on him the absolute power he had given this looney lady and he was big mad.

Which makes him an incredibly stupid motherfucker because he had to have been the last person in the world to realize this.

Pretty much everyone here was posting that this bitch was serious bad news, was fucking nuts, and it was going to end this way, and even we were conservative compared to what actually happened. The dumb bastard of course just ignored us, as usual.

It's pretty easy to notice the sheer entitlement complex he has, especially over the years. Remember his butthurt posting about how Moot "owed" SA (Rich specifically of course) some of his millions because SA "made Minecraft with him"?

That's notch, not moot. I believe he's also talked shit about moot, too.
 
It's pretty easy to notice the sheer entitlement complex he has, especially over the years. Remember his butthurt posting about how Moot Notch "owed" SA (Rich specifically of course) some of his millions because SA "made Minecraft with him"?

Anyone who writes for SA expecting to be paid? Wow, what ungrateful assholes, don't they know they should be paying HIM for the privilege??? Ugh fine I guess if they work for free for at least a month maybe they'll see a pittance. Maybe. In six months.

E: got my internet people mixed up, thanks @AnOminous

I'm still waiting for the article Owetax was writing about Notch. It's only been a few years but I'm sure it'll be posted any day now...
 
I'm still waiting for the article Owetax was writing about Notch. It's only been a few years but I'm sure it'll be posted any day now...
also the fireworks on July 5th

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Did he mean next year??
 
Most likely because the mods have his back, like they did in January, and are just trying to funnel money to him to by pretending to have Jeffrey of YOSPOS take ownership of the site.

That still won't get him his patreon back though, so he's still butthurt.

Man, I wish I had a cult dedicated to ensuring I had an unending supply of drugs and $60 pies
 
Most likely because the mods have his back, like they did in January, and are just trying to funnel money to him to by pretending to have Jeffrey of YOSPOS take ownership of the site.

That still won't get him his patreon back though, so he's still butthurt.

I guarantee that the mods do not have his back. In private, a bunch of mods absolutely hated Lowtax even before this whole thing blew up, usually for politics reasons. Those who weren't poisoned by politics just kind of tolerated him or didn't really care.

It really cannot be understated how much of current SA revolves around Tumblr-esque politics cliques.

My suspicion is that what really broke the camel's back was a combination of resentment over the New Years' Transocaust and putting his foot down to stamp out the ridiculous screaming for politicians' deaths. There is a strong desire amongst the admin team to protect C-SPAM.
 
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Remember, they are leftists, they will call it a day after the required period of hate and they say lots of words, but lmao if you expect some sort of action.

You'd think so, but it's not really true in this particular case because there is a personal element to it for many of them. They have skin in the game. It's not a distant thing for them to virtue signal about.

To give a recent example of what this is more akin to, it's like the burning hatred everyone in the Obama administration has for General Flynn.
 
So I was thinking about that dude that had hatereon. null was talking about how he got a sugar babby or something that was underage and got shot down.

I keep thinking richard shoulda just done tindr or what ever apps whores use these days.

It woulda been hella cheaper
 
You'd think so, but it's not really true in this particular case because there is a personal element to it for many of them. They have skin in the game. It's not a distant thing for them to virtue signal about.

To give a recent example of what this is more akin to, it's like the burning hatred everyone in the Obama administration has for General Flynn.
Maybe from some mods, but the average goon will have moved onto the next outrage and cancelation already. They got REAL MAD online and declared Lowtax a very bad man. Job done and done.

As long as no new drama stirs up the subject again they will just go on posting and not think about it again, it’s already in the rear view mirror.
 
You'd think so, but it's not really true in this particular case because there is a personal element to it for many of them. They have skin in the game. It's not a distant thing for them to virtue signal about.

To give a recent example of what this is more akin to, it's like the burning hatred everyone in the Obama administration has for General Flynn.

I respectfully disagree, I don't think a single goon gives the slightest shit about the actual circumstances of the entire situation at all as long as they understand they now have to post "LOWTAX? THAT GUY SUCKS AND IS CANCELED I HATE HIM SEE WHAT A GOOD PERSON I AM?q?!!?"

The reason I say this, again, is because this shit is absolutely nothing new. LowT has been literally doing this shit for over a fucking DECADE lmao. Goons knew about the assault/domestic violence shit since he gave his first daughter PTSD by assaulting Megan by punching her in the face directly over her while she was laying down with them in their bed over Megan taking his phone. Jesus Christ goons are scum.
 
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