Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Oh my god, it's like stupid NFL drama is a honeypot of ire for these dumbfuck republicucks. Why do they get so triggered over this dumb shit?
Tammy owns a Dallas Cowboys Tim Tebow jersey.

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Tim Tebow never played for the Dallas Cowboys.
 
jack has a persistent cough and blames it on the anesthesia. "its in my lungs"

I went under once for surgery, they hooked up an IV and gave me some propofol through it and I was out. How the hell would that get in his lungs?

Oh my god, it's like stupid NFL drama is a honeypot of ire for these dumbfuck republicucks. Why do they get so triggered over this dumb shit?

It's because they think the n-words are getting out of line. "Stick to sports"

Tammy owns a Dallas Cowboys Tim Tebow jersey.

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Tim Tebow never played for the Dallas Cowboys.

Jesus... Tammy Tebow starting at Right Tackle for the Dallas Cowboys.
 
jack has a persistent cough and blames it on the anesthesia. "its in my lungs"

I wonder if they had to intubate him because of his obesity and trouble breathing even though it's a just a minor outpatient procedure. I had to be intubated once and had a sore throat and cough for days after. That's the only other thing I can think of other than illness. Blaming it on anesthesia is just bizarre and nonsensical.
 
right before taking the covid test, jack asked his doctor why they couldn't just swab his cheek instead of going up his nose

apparently, jack's bf mitch is one of the mods on his live chats

"i'm done with arguing....if you make a mention and you're arguing one side or the other...unfollow." jack is one step away from disabling comments on FB at this point

jack now says the covid test was no big deal and that it didn't bother him

jack has a persistent cough and blames it on the anesthesia. "its in my lungs"

"i got one good arm and one good leg"

jack is telling people to be nice to one another and to be positive. might want to take your own advice fatty

jack is gonna be wheelchair bound for the next two weeks. "i'm gonna be here with my leg up so i don't get a blood clot and die."

he dropped food last night and stained his foot cast

jack's next CWJ video is going to be an "awesome asian burger"

"gordon ramsay follows me on twitter because i named his restaurant the winner of burger wars." i really doubt gordon ramsay watches burger wars, but ok jack

"people will hire me to help them build their channel"

someone mentions party cheese salad and jack immediately sends the person to the boys club

jack jr and future tammy are legally getting married tomorrow and want to hold the wedding in september

jack agains compares kaepernick to ryan leaf and calls him a horrible football player. one led his team to a super bowl and the other was one of the biggest busts in NFL history. try again, jack

jack gets triggered over someone calling him out for saying kaepernick is a horrible player

jack is boycotting the NFL because "they won't stay in their lane and they've gotten too political." but of course if they agreed with your politics, you'd be praising them

"i'm for a cure for breast cancer...but i don't want to see my football players in pink." jack showing off his male fragility

"you guys love trying to hook me on things....you guys love trying to prove me wrong....you guys love analyzing every word i say....it's almost like why bother talking?" god he's such a bitch
Why are American men so butthurt over pink? It's a fucking color for God's sake. I don't like the term toxic masculinity but damn does it ring true sometimes.
 
Why are American men so butthurt over pink? It's a fucking color for God's sake. I don't like the term toxic masculinity but damn does it ring true sometimes.

One of my most badass shirts is pink. It's a Brooks Brothers. What it says is I am completely secure in my masculinity, are you?
 
Looks like all the recent Jack videos have likes and comments disabled. (Used to be that was only the case for a few videos which got trolled, but now it's apparently for every video).

EDIT: Apparently this is old news; anyone know of anything specific which made him decide to do this?

Basically, all the criticism he was getting from his abhorrent cooking made him have a temper tantrum and block all comments and ratings. Once he realized his feeling weren't being hurt anymore by 'mean' comments, he kept them blocked
 
Basically, all the criticism he was getting from his abhorrent cooking made him have a temper tantrum and block all comments and ratings. Once he realized his feeling weren't being hurt anymore by 'mean' comments, he kept them blocked
Thanks, was there a specific video or something where he finally cracked?

(Not to mention, he could just set comments to moderated, and approve comments by fans but not trolls; maybe he doesn't even know enough about Youtube to do that).
 
Thanks, was there a specific video or something where he finally cracked?

(Not to mention, he could just set comments to moderated, and approve comments by fans but not trolls; maybe he doesn't even know enough about Youtube to do that).

If I remember correctly he started doing this shortly after his videos went viral, mainly his party cheese salad one. This caused an influx of people to migrate to his channel and comment on his cooking, leading to the communication block.

As for comment moderation, Jack is too much of a fragile faggot to actually sort through the mean comments himself. He sees it as a more out-of-sight, out-of-mind kind of thing; if all comments are blocked, then his feeling have no chance of being hurt whatsoever. He advocates for those who really want to talk with him to message him on Facebook.

Tl;dr - Jack got upset with commentors around the time his Party Cheese Salad became infamous, and he's not moderating the comments out of self-induced ignorance for any criticism.
 
Thanks, was there a specific video or something where he finally cracked?

(Not to mention, he could just set comments to moderated, and approve comments by fans but not trolls; maybe he doesn't even know enough about Youtube to do that).
he couldn't handle people calling him out for still eating like shit despite having just suffered a second stroke and asking him how keto was going. there was also some youtuber who did a video on jack's mayo cake video so he was getting a lot of comments calling him the "mayo king" and shit like that

he had already disabled likes/dislikes on his videos a while before he disabled comments because he was getting tons of dislikes on each one
 
he couldn't handle people calling him out for still eating like shit despite having just suffered a second stroke and asking him how keto was going. there was also some youtuber who did a video on jack's mayo cake video so he was getting a lot of comments calling him the "mayo king" and shit like that

he had already disabled likes/dislikes on his videos a while before he disabled comments because he was getting tons of dislikes on each one
I think he called him the "Mayor of Mayonnaise".

Ironically, the worst one was the "raw chicken" video (McCormick Bag N' Season) and the comments are still there.
 
Slightly off-topic, but where did the "chocking my son" video originate from? I did a Youtube search but the only thing I could find was mirrors with commentary. (It looked like some kind of talk show with several women hosts or guests).
 
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