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[NoReturn]

Late, I'm aware, but can I point out how much I hate that they chose "Lapis" as their new name? That is so clearly because they watch Steven Universe (and sperg, yeah, whatever, but Lapis is easily one of the worst characters.) Why do troons always pick names from anime and cartoons and video games?

The name thing always sticks out to me. This came up in the Digibro thread too, but there's a thing where these sorts of people define themselves as "This character is me and I am this character." as opposed to "I relate to this character" and/or "I want to be like this character".
It's one thing to say "I relate to Shinji because I'm a whiny little bitch." but it's another when someone says "I AM Shinji" and begins intentionally acting MORE like that character.

 

[Father Brown]

All "gay means gender" and "what about transmen then HUH" debates are just brain damaged. Firstly, it is obviously possible that a gay (and especially lesbian) could find someone of the opposite sex romantically/sexually attractive. Sexual attraction is not the result of some syllogistic module taking in Platonic categories but rather a mess of cues interacting together to produce some immanent feeling. This is, again, doubly true for lesbians even if GCers don't want to admit it; female sexuality is simply more pliable, hence political lesbianism, BPD causing bisexuality and probably the autism-lesbianism connection.

Unfortunately, for the George Lily & Co. being able to correctly present the right cues is not happening. Ignoring the fact that they don't pass, have a dick/some Lovecraftian place-holder and most importantly are painfully male in their affect. Moreover, I can't help but imagine that these facts are multiplicative with each other -- seeing someone as biologically male, inevitably ends up highlighting all the manly interests and behaviours. So, it's no wonder that lesbians just never seem to be all that keen. Is this 'transphobia'? Who knows. The fact that dykes don't reflexively perceive them as women is definitely part of it but then again even troons share this intuition about themselves. All the delusional group-think in the world still doesn't fool the lizard brain.

And as for Aiden? She's a 5'1'' agoraphobic toad with no dick. Like get real nigga.

 

[remiem]

Does it do something different in a real vagina? Does the semen, like...absorb into the walls or something?
please don't judge me I haven't had unprotected sex

When a woman orgasms and you feel that contraction it's both push and pull. Some of the semen will naturally leak out, some will continue to the womb and possibly be shed with the blood and uterine lining if there is no conception later, some will be pushed out, and whatever is left behind if no child is concieved will slowly degrade as the vagina is acidic and self cleans. It is, amusingly given it's purpose, not exactly a hospitable environment for sperm.

Although lbr most troons ain't gettin any but if you want to entertain the horror-
Now imagine you replaced a natural vagina with a tube of flesh, specifically the flesh of your dick. Some will leak out but if you don't figure out a good way to get all up in there and clear it you're gonna have body fluid soup just stewing in the end. A mix of old semen, sweat, hair, lube, dead skin cells, possibly colon mucus depending on the srs.

Also. Everyone remember to pee after sex or masturbation.

 

[Jolyne]

I've never understood fujo trannies' seeming disbelief over gay men's sexuality (like being shocked that they're 'phallocentric' or accusing them of being cock obsessed). You'd think with the amount of yaoi they consume, they'd know better than anyone that gay men like dick and not pussy.

I remember seeing an article a couple years back about an Aiden who went to the men's bathroom in a popular cruising spot and got hit on by some guy in the next stall. She was absolutely shocked and could not believe that cruising was a thing some gay men do. It's like they have a weird idealized, non-sexual, non-threatening image of gay men that they're both attracted to and want to become.. kind of like the opposite of AGP sex pests. But then there's also been a huge increase in fakebois sexually harassing gay men and demanding they have sex with their vaginas otherwise they're troonphobic bigots.

Either way it's all so ridiculous and I can't believe people are taking "gay transmen" and "trans lesbians" seriously.

 

[NoReturn]

It is, amusingly given it's purpose, not exactly a hospitable environment for sperm.

Surprisingly enough, the female reproductive system isn't actually meant to be hospitable to sperm or even embryos. The whole thing about it being the best place in the body for a baby is a myth.
Check this shit out: https://academic.oup.com/endo/article/159/2/1188/4792933

 

[Lyre]

Ohhh, the evil turfs are at it again. #OnlyFemalesGetCervicalCancer is trending.

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This hot take is my favourite so far. A neo cervix. A. Neo. Cervix. Does it come with neo uterus, neo fallopian tubes, and neo ovaries. This shit is actually insulting to the cervix. You might pretend that you can recreate a vaginal canal by digging a hole. But a cervix! It's not just the 'end' of the vaginal canal, it opens and closes, shrinks and enlarges throughout the cycle. It is a strong muscle that helps to hold a fucking baby inside a woman for months. The troons could never.

Maybe they're confusing the fistulas they develop for the opening of the cervix.

 

[soft breathing]

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Okay, I am either lacking the vocabulary or biology knowledge here, but can someone enlighten me what this troon means with:

"From what I understand there's a chance it will eventually close up on it's own (it happens in cis women [...])[...]"

Cis women can have fistulas that make them shit and fart through their vagina? Or what is he talking about?

 

[Lyre]

Okay, I am either lacking the vocabulary or biology knowledge here, but can someone enlighten me what this troon means with:

"From what I understand there's a chance it will eventually close up on it's own (it happens in cis women [...])[...]"

Cis women can have fistulas that make them shit and fart through their vagina? Or what is he talking about?

Ok, so, women *can* get a fistula for a variety of reasons, prolonged or obstructed childbirth, injury during pelvic surgery, infection, inflammation, or radiation treatment in the pelvis or genital area.
But
Fistulas will not generally close up on their own, some rare cases have been noted of the fistula closing up but it usually reopened. fun fact, untreated fistulas have a risk of developing cancer in the tract! Though that's really rare. But sepsis is also something that can occur with fistulas!
As for passing shit? I suppose that depends on the size of the fistula, and the size of the shit, gas probably leaks more frequently and the skin can become irritated but it sounds like this troon thinks women get and heal fistulas on their own?
I mean, even if we did magically do that...you're still not a woman and it still wouldnt heal on it's own, sorry dude.

 

[soft breathing]

As for passing shit? I suppose that depends on the size of the fistula, and the size of the shit, gas probably leaks more frequently and the skin can become irritated but it sounds like this troon thinks women get and heal fistulas on their own?

Thank you so much for explaining - I was honestly surprised since I didn't know about vaginal fistulas until now.

Honestly, the more I read about the medical side of things, the complications with the sex reassignment surgeries etc, the less I understand those troons. Less than I thought possible. It just blows my mind how they think they're life is enhanced and better by having a gaping hole that can leak literal shit instead of a fully functioning penis. Though - I obviously have no idea how common those fistulas/leakage etc is with neovaginas.

Maybe they're confusing the fistulas they develop for the opening of the cervix.

Thanks, I guess I'll skip lunch today.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Either way it's all so ridiculous and I can't believe people are taking "gay transmen" and "trans lesbians" seriously.

Ironically these homo larpers hate girlfags & guydykes (people who call themselves that aren't troons but are putting homosexuality on a pedestal). Both groups are obsessed with da homos but at least gfs & gds are harmless.

 

[Jolyne]

Ironically these homo larpers hate girlfags & guydykes (people who call themselves that aren't troons but are putting homosexuality on a pedestal). Both groups are obsessed with da homos but at least gfs & gds are harmless.

I always laugh when I see posts from fujo trannies talking about how awful and homophobic regular fujoshi are for ~fetishizing gay men~ when they're the ones that took their fetish to the next level and trooned out. At least regular fujos aren't screeching at gay men for not fucking them, since they actually understand what homosexuality is. Whenever I see someone whining about yaoi I automatically assume it's a fakeboi since gay men have better things to do than to cry about gay Japanese cartoons.

It's also pretty funny how so many of them claim they realized they were "gay transmen" because of yaoi, a genre made by women, for women, in which the more feminine of the two characters is meant to be a self-insert for female readers.

 

[Monolith]

Kind of irrelevant, but I've been watching Re:Zero and Felix immediately drops "Did you just assume my gender?" when it's revealed he's male. Not that I expect these people to watch the actual show.

 

[Syntaxion]

Out of curiosity, have you heard of Bilal Hassani, the French rep for Eurovision that is so gay some of his stuff is almost troon-like ?
How is he seen in French-speaking arabic countries ?

I've heard of him, but tbh I don't watch eurovision and the people I spent time with don't watch it neither, if they even know of him. The people who watch it probably don't like him or don't really care.
If you watch eurovision you're probably a bit more "progressive" anyway, the ones who do watch it are probably the kind of people who don't care about that kind of shit.
But I don't think it's very popular in Algeria, even when I lived in the west most people I hung out with didn't watch it.
ofcourse I can't speak for everyone though

 

[bluegenius8585]

Exactly what cancer can you even get in a neo-vag? Would that be like...skin cancer?

Well generic cancer, since you can get it on any tissue

 

[JY's Tampon]

https://twitter.com/theFoxFisher/status/1282242391165014017?s=20

 

[nohull]

> "only females get cervical cancer"
> "this isn't true, trans women get cervical cancer too"
so, trans women aren't female?

Cancer is just a sociobiological construct anyway, it's just our own cells rioting rising up against our oppresive bodies #mytumormychoice

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

a few weeks (maybe months) ago there was a post in here (or some other thread on kf, i dont remember exactly) about a tranny outing gays for acting "transphobic" on grindr. this was in morocco, so it was pretty serious for them.

so yeah, if this shit exists in morocco, i don't see why it wouldn't also exist in algeria, tunisia, egypt. if it is a thing, it probably is small and niche and limited to large and internationally connected cities like algiers, and likely not trying to attract attention IRL because that could lead to serious problems for them.

A little late but hopefully adds to your point: Morocco actually has a unique position in the early history of surgical transition. Dr Georges Burou was performing penile inversions out of Casablanca in the late 1950s, and is considered one of the pioneers of modern sex-butchery; clients included April Ashley, Coccinelle and Jan Morris. It also seems that access to his SRS was less dependent on psychiatric factors than on passability and ability to pay, in contrast with the European approach.

Purely my interpretation, but it seems likely that Burou was a major influence on transition being seen as a cultural thing rather than medical, and it's now had 60+ years to gain acceptance in the region. Perhaps Morocco has even engaged in quiet lobbying at some point to boost their sex-change industry.

~Edit to add April Ashley's divorce petition, as it's pretty interesting. Firstly the confused amusement of the court, and secondly, the familiar description of the relationship between HSTS and AGP chaser, e.g.:

She says, and some of the petitioner’s letters bear her out, that his emotions swung about like a pendulum, from feeling jealous of her as a woman, by which, I think, she meant, jealous of her success in adopting the female role which he often wished he could adopt also

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https://twitter.com/theFoxFisher/status/1282242391165014017?s=20

Yes, because you're female you obtuse cow. Attempts to own the twansphobes via biology are my fave.

 

[Apteryx]

Imagine getting cancer but it goes unnoticed for a long while because you're too afraid someone might call you a woman.


Honestly, I want to see the trans men make more aggressive pushes into the gay community. Take over subreddits, invade their local meet ups, claim neo prostate cancer etc. I think that would really add some nice fuel to the fire.

 

[Sí.]

It's so funny how they talk about misgendering. "The potential of being misgendered". Sure, that's even worse than cancer! Terrifying indeed.

 

[Neko GF]

Kind of irrelevant, but I've been watching Re:Zero and Felix immediately drops "Did you just assume my gender?" when it's revealed he's male. Not that I expect these people to watch the actual show.

I covered their logic on this a while ago. To sum it up quickly, troons are in complete denial that Felix/ Ferris is by his own (and by extension Nagattsuki's) admission, male, ignore that fact, head cannon him as being a troon due to them not having much personality outside of being a troon and pop/ nerd culture.