Official Physical Health Speculation & Cancer Discussion - hulthy just big

[Mandaark]

Maybe she'll ask them to blend it up for her because "it still counts as a liquid diet that way"

Gorl gonna be stashin food in her tiddie and layg rolls

 

[ADHD]

That tweet is either extremely delusional or highly optimistic. Considering this is Amber we're talking about, I'm going to file it away as "extremely delusional".

 

[KiwiKunt]

That tweet is either extremely delusional or highly optimistic. Considering this is Amber we're talking about, I'm going to file it away as "extremely delusional".

Or it is not as serious as she is making it out to be

 

[Moonpie]

I will be surprised if she follows through

 

[8008135]

I will be surprised if she follows through

Same. I truly believe that this supposed surgery will never happen at all.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Are there instances when the surgeon has to stop before betting to the organs? I feel like they might run into problems and abort the plan, sew her up and tell her to lose 100 more lbs. I hope not because that sounds negligent, but are they really aware of how many inches they need to cut through?

I know most of us were baffled when Chinny actually got the surgery even after gaining weight. She may be smaller, but not by much. Canada can't be that different when it comes to surgical procedures.

Nah. Cut once, if possible. If they find her insides riddled with tumors, it might be a different story. But of course, it might be a different story already, and she'll back out of surgery. Guess we'll find out.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nah. Cut once, if possible. If they find her insides riddled with tumors, it might be a different story. But of course, it might be a different story already, and she'll back out of surgery. Guess we'll find out.

Amber is probably diagnosed with type I endometrial cancer. It's more common in young fat women and estrogen dependent. It's rather slow growing. My mother was actually diagnosed with type 2 endometrial cancer this past Thursday, it's much more agressive but she wasn't bleeding nearly as much as the Hamburgler. If bleeding is any indication, something is terribly wrong with Amber, and she's had to have been bleeding for a long time.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

There's no need to worry guyz, she will be fine
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Of course she thinks this. It's like a YA novel.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Of course she thinks this. It's like a YA novel.

Hope she didn't read The Fault in Our Stars then.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hope she didn't read The Fault in Our Stars then.

That's exactly the book I was thinking of, too. Odds she's read TFIOS? Slim to none, I'd think.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Hope she didn't read The Fault in Our Stars then.

Nah, too emotionally complex for her to relate to, even if she's read it.

No, it's one of those ones where the sweet, sensitive gorl survives tragedy after tragedy and overcomes it all because she's sweet and sensitive but also shthoooo strong. She only relates to Mary Sues. She's an author-insert in her own life.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Nah, too emotionally complex for her to relate to, even if she's read it.

No, it's one of those ones where the sweet, sensitive gorl survives tragedy after tragedy and overcomes it all because she's sweet and sensitive but also shthoooo strong. She only relates to Mary Sues. She's an author-insert in her own life.

Oh, like he crap she wrote on wattpad and then gave up on? The one where she says the word lesbian approximation 8.304 times was especially deep and meaningful, with an obvious Mary Sue.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I almost expect Amber to end up being Kentucky's own Patient 31 if she contracts the coronavirus. I also do not believe that she will have the surgery. She's already given herself an out -- all the stress of "mooveen" and "muh anxiety", plus having managed to get even fatter.

 

[FrozenJade]

Amber dead or nah

I can only have so much anticipation....

I almost expect Amber to end up being Kentucky's own Patient 31 if she contracts the coronavirus. I also do not believe that she will have the surgery. She's already given herself an out -- all the stress of "mooveen" and "muh anxiety", plus having managed to get even fatter.

A quick Google search gave me the surprise that there is no weight limit placed on a surgery as intense as hysterectomy when in fact getting her tonsils removed could place Big L 6ft under. Basically all you need is to accept your higher chances of death (I just wanna know why spend time on these people when they could very much be saving someone else's life).

Why won't she have the surgery, not sarcastic here? I know she is a giant coward and doesn't give a fuck about her health, but all she's gotta do is think about the recovery binges + sympathy whoring. An obese woman without a womb who fought cancer head on! How can any ableist, fatphobic bigot ever criticize HealthyLynn ever again?

 

[krazy orange cat]

A quick Google search gave me the surprise that there is no weight limit placed on a surgery as intense as hysterectomy when in fact getting her tonsils removed could place Big L 6ft under. Basically all you need is to accept your higher chances of death (I just wanna know why spend time on these people when they could very much be saving someone else's life).

Why won't she have the surgery, not sarcastic here? I know she is a giant coward and doesn't give a fuck about her health, but all she's gotta do is think about the recovery binges + sympathy whoring. An obese woman without a womb who fought cancer head on! How can any ableist, fatphobic bigot ever criticize HealthyLynn ever again?

Amber believes she knows better than anyone. She managed to follow a weight loss doctor's diet for less than 12 hours before deciding that it "wasn't what works for her" so I doubt she doesn't also know better than her oncologist. She also can't handle the slightest discomfort. There is no way she is going to subject herself to the surgery knowing what follows. She's not so stupid as to not know some of the pain that awaits a post-surgicalLynn. She'll find a way to blame it on everyone but herself in order to get more sympathy for not being able to get it over and done with.

As for weight limits on the surgery, just because there are no limits doesn't mean the surgeon and/or anesthesiologist can't decide they don't want to do the surgery until she loses weight, especially if the odds of her dying on the table are greater than her dying of cancer.

 

[Bicassie]

I’m ready for her to take the alternative medicine route for her cancer when she decides to not do the hysterectomy or chemo/radiation therapy.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

today i drove past a billboard that said "1 in 8 people are misdiagnosed with cancer--get a second opinion"

how many second opinions did our gorl get about her cancer diagnosis? surely more than she did for her twitching eye?

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Exsqueeze me? I think she'd understand just fine! Amber is an empath. She is the most empathetic person she knows. We're all just disspeckful idiotic sociopathic pieces of shits who don't understand.

 

[hey101]

to me I think she has cancer tbh. She even looks significantly more sick than usual and the symptoms she has been complaining about for a year all point to it

 

[FrozenJade]

Amber believes she knows better than anyone. She managed to follow a weight loss doctor's diet for less than 12 hours before deciding that it "wasn't what works for her" so I doubt she doesn't also know better than her oncologist. She also can't handle the slightest discomfort. There is no way she is going to subject herself to the surgery knowing what follows. She's not so stupid as to not know some of the pain that awaits a post-surgicalLynn. She'll find a way to blame it on everyone but herself in order to get more sympathy for not being able to get it over and done with.

As for weight limits on the surgery, just because there are no limits doesn't mean the surgeon and/or anesthesiologist can't decide they don't want to do the surgery until she loses weight, especially if the odds of her dying on the table are greater than her dying of cancer.

This time there is a video of her crying hysterically actually admitting that it is her fault and she knows she caused this as opposed to blaming it on everyone else or saying "skinny people get xyz too!", which is why I don't think she would quit as fast as her diets. Big L is used to diets and milking them, and *faking* conditions to garner sympathy. I don't think she ever expected to get stage II cancer at 29 and this is the only real health crisis that ever gotten through her thick narc skull, even if it is only for a quick second.

As far as discomfort, I will have to disagree to an extent. A 5'3 woman who weighs more than most adult male brown bears, with diabetes and sleep apnea. Not to mention her lack of hygene, immobility, and constant aches and pain from dealing with those stressors alone. I don't think one can "get use to them". She wasn't born that big, so she knows that this is not normal. A human body is not supposed to sustain that amount of weight. If she dislikes discomfort, she would be actively trying to lose weight (which she was in the beginning of her channel, before the YouTube bucks).

If she does not get the surgery, it is gonna spread fast. Having chunks coming out of her period hole is only the beginning. Either way, I got my popcorn ready. My thing is I find it more likely, like you said in your last sentence, for her to be turned away by doctors rather than her running away (probably not run per se, maybe roll....).

today i drove past a billboard that said "1 in 8 people are misdiagnosed with cancer--get a second opinion"

how many second opinions did our gorl get about her cancer diagnosis? surely more than she did for her twitching eye?

I think she is worried that it might actually be a misdiagnosis. How else is she gonna maintain this level of sympathy and people treating her like the Kentucky Fried Kween she is.