Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Law]

Jesus Fucking Christ - she's even pulling that "Latinx" shit on the word "tia" (which means aunt).

Tix, pronounced like "ticks", as in bloated, blood-sucking parasites

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Because cows can't help but tell on themselves.

Yonah/Jonah is arguably the biggest asshole in the Old Testament. Others killed more people or did shitty things, but Jonah is the worst and shittiest asshole this side of German fetish porn.

After the whole whale thing, Jonah goes and delivers his message to Nineveh. The Ninevans repent and knock off their sinful ways. God decides not to kill them all.

Is Jonah happy? Fuck no. Jonah is pissed off and pouts because he didn't get to see God kill a city full of people.

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Jonah had gone out and sat down at a place east of the city. There he made himself a shelter, sat in its shade and waited to see what would happen to the city. Then the Lord God provided a leafy plant and made it grow up over Jonah to give shade for his head to ease his discomfort, and Jonah was very happy about the plant. But at dawn the next day God provided a worm, which chewed the plant so that it withered. When the sun rose, God provided a scorching east wind, and the sun blazed on Jonah’s head so that he grew faint. He wanted to die, and said, “It would be better for me to die than to live.”​

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But God said to Jonah, “Is it right for you to be angry about the plant?”​

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“It is,” he said. “And I’m so angry I wish I were dead.”​

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But the Lord said, “You have been concerned about this plant, though you did not tend it or make it grow. It sprang up overnight and died overnight. And should I not have concern for the great city of Nineveh, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left—and also many animals?”​

Jonah 4:5-10

Basic Becky is 100% Jonah.

This is the reason I laughed so hard when Becky adopted the name Yonah. Of course she names herself after the biggest, whiniest douchebag in the Old Testament.

With luck, maybe one day she'll be devoured by a giant fish.

 

[talk talk talk]

This is the reason I laughed so hard when Becky adopted the name Yonah. Of course she names herself after the biggest, whiniest douchebag in the Old Testament.

With luck, maybe one day she'll be devoured by a giant fish.

Yeah. I don't want to be a huge Bible sperg, but I can't think of a "jewish" name that is more appropriate for this whiny cow.

 

[melty]

As suspected, a bunch of shit is broken in the house.


CANCER

 

[Pargon]

As suspected, a bunch of shit is broken in the house.
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You can boil pasta with a microwave, you hapless bint. It isn't five-star but it's food in a pinch when your landlord/handyman doesn't work weekends. You'd know this if you lived through something approaching a hardship or if you used that phone glued to your fucking hand for something other than building another cross to nail yourself to.

 

[Water-T]

LOL. Either Becky and the cucks bought the house without checking it out first (only fucking morons do that), or this is more bullshit in order to get more of her reeetarded asspatters to throw her birthday money.

 

[melty]

LOL. Either Becky and the cucks bought the house without checking it out first (only fucking morons do that), or this is more bullshit in order to get more of her reeetarded asspatters to throw her birthday money.

I think they did - Becky herself didn't see the place until they had already gotten it. I can't imagine one or both of the cucks went without Queen Becky to inspect the place. So I assume none of them saw it.

Despite moving to a place $600 cheaper, this wasn't enough, so Becky resorted to ebegging. After getting a couple of donations on twitter, "family members" stepped up, so now she's directing donating elsewhere as though she didn't already get all the donations she wanted yesterday or the day before. Remember that this is for a 33 year olds birthday celebration, not needed money.


Mami and papi

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I think they did - Becky herself didn't see the place until they had already gotten it. I can't imagine one or both of the cucks went without Queen Becky to inspect the place. So I assume none of them saw it.

The last place was pretty much on a whim too, they went to the ex-Hannah Barbera studio apartment complex because Bex was all over that bragging point + had insisted she would literally DIE if she did not get a home closer to her job.

Also yes, this can be an issue if you rush purchases on homes without proper checks. You swoop in and go "eh looks fine bar some minor issues" - don't ask the questions that make the estate agent offer info they are quietly hoping you don't ask, or don't check proper utilities. I guess they got suckered as they didn't question why the rent was low.

Has she even met bio-mom in person since contacting her? Yeah I'm sure she'll get her plane tickets asap to see the grandchild from the kid she's not seen in 33 years.

Anyhoo, we all know it's all hot air anyway. Bex and the cucks would waste the money on fancy cots, prams and stupidly expensive Disney merch for a baby room before discovering they didn't budget for the actual essentials and cry to mami and papi to cover that part for them.

 

[melty]

Yeah fuck Mami and Papi feeling entitled to see their grandkids, all they did was adopt her.
Also, I know access is an SJW-ism, but could we maybe not use it in reference to children?

 

[Law]

It's crazy that she can get so bent out of shape over hypothetical kids she'll probably never have. So many of her problems are made-up. She can sperg about kid drama when she actually has kids.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's crazy that she can get so bent out of shape over hypothetical kids she'll probably never have. So many of her problems are made-up. She can sperg about kid drama when she actually has kids.

Which she never will, because she’s too selfish. Even if the fetus doesn’t kill itself again, she’ll just wind up eating the baby because it tastes like pork.

 

[AnOminous]

Basic Becky is 100% Jonah.

The only amazing or miraculous thing about Jonah was the whale didn't just vomit him up the instant it ate him.

Which she never will, because she’s too selfish. Even if the fetus doesn’t kill itself again, she’ll just wind up eating the baby because it tastes like pork.

You are what you eat, and the shikseh that is Becky eats little other than pure pork.

Also, I know access is an SJW-ism, but could we maybe not use it in reference to children?

She probably picked up the term from her hero Ghislaine Maxwell.

As suspected, a bunch of shit is broken in the house.

"But I'm not a woman."

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Little did this handlebar-moustachio'd man know he was about to make Becky's day by giving her another highly specific minority bandwagon on which to leap and rage against the dying of the night with.





Has it only been a few years? Feels longer.

 

[Kosher Salt]

As suspected, a bunch of shit is broken in the house.

How the fuck do you plop a pot on the stovetop and waltz away for two fucking hours before you notice that it's not getting hot?

Also, it's a GAS FUCKING STOVE... either someone doesn't know how to light it or they just didn't bother to look to see if there was any flame. They're lucky they didn't blow the house up.

 

[AnOminous]

How the fuck do you plop a pot on the stovetop and waltz away for two fucking hours before you notice that it's not getting hot?

Also, it's a GAS FUCKING STOVE... either someone doesn't know how to light it or they just didn't bother to look to see if there was any flame. They're lucky they didn't blow the house up.

I don't think it's news to anyone here that Basic Becky is dumb as dogshit.

 

[Taraxacum]

Just for everyone's clarity, they are renting the house, they didn't buy it.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I can really dig the idea of these morons managing to blow up their house.

ETA: It would be even funnier since it's a rental.

 

[Pargon]

I can really dig the idea of these morons managing to blow up their house.

ETA: It would be even funnier since it's a rental.

Becky's first tweet about it would be e-begging to get herself a nice two bedroom in the hills.

"I'm unemployed due to stress and harassment from my previous employer. I just lost my house in the middle of a pandemic. I'm depressed and autistic and NB and no one will hire me. I have one husband who is dead and another that is also dead. PayPal link below!"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Little did this handlebar-moustachio'd man know he was about to make Becky's day by giving her another highly specific minority bandwagon on which to leap and rage against the dying of the night with.

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Has it only been a few years? Feels longer.

Two problems with this argument.

1. Nonbinary is a zero-commitment gender identity, especially in the case of Becky. Calling yourself nonbinary is very different to cutting your tits off and growing a beard.

2. Becky is a mess. She’s 33 and still hasn’t got her life together. The fact that Becky trooned out in her late 20s doesn’t prove that transness is legit, but that she is mentally a teenager.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Yay! Another family member Becky can rant about and fakeblock and dredge up historical medical issues from to add to her rosta! Happy birthday everyone