Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[UntitledKiwi]

Tons of “Lassos of Truth” on Etsy for price points within the 50 dollar range. They all look pretty similar to what he has shown too.

Lasso of truth | Etsy

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[ThrowawayFurry]

Tons of “Lassos of Truth” on Etsy for price points within the 50 dollar range. They all look pretty similar to what he has shown too.

Lasso of truth | Etsy

Check out our lasso of truth selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our costume weapons shops.

www.etsy.com

The only issue is if you look at the tips of the lasso from Lou's photo. They're just weird plastic tubes. They aren't the accessories I've seen on any of the ones I've found online.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Lou's behavior in this thread ("whatever you say, I agree with 100%!" etc) is like the angsty, shitty teen phase many of us go through where it's more satisfying to hurt yourself in some way to make your parents or whatever feel bad, because you don't quite have the tools to deal with complex emotions and the anxiety of responsibility. Even the young of more intelligent animals often have tantrums when new babies show up, because they're not the center of attention anymore and have to start fending for themselves. It takes a lot of growing pains to mature past trying to cut off your own nose to spite your face.

It's funny whenever he's so specific about what groceries he's definitely going to buy because he's so out of touch with what things cost. $50 for a cart of lettuce and tomatoes? $30 for bushels of apples!

Maybe the lasso of truth is to practice shibari like a sexxxy tigerfox lady :')

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If he gets $50, I don't want to see him begging for an entire week. He can get plenty of food, plus afford a ride to walmart and back for that.

Spoiler: Autism

So let's find out how much it would cost for Lou to get his tomatoes. I'm going to assume that he's going to get an uber rather than walk.
This is the closest walmart and its 2 miles away.
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Luckily for us, Uber has a convenient price calculator.
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The cheapest option would be $9.10.
Now let's see what prices are at walmart.com:
The price for lettuce is $1.28. I'll assume he buys two, making the total so far (minus taxes), $11.66
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The price for 1.4lbs of tomatoes is, $1.48. I'll assume he only buys that much. Bringing the total up to $13.14.
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But wait, if he gets $50, he can probably buy a lot more and maybe fulfill his promise of not e-begging for a week! So let's see what else we can get.
He can get 5lbs of rice for $2.48. I will assume he buys two packs, bringing the total to $15.62
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He can get an 8lbs bag of pinto beans for $5.98, bringing the total so far up to $21.60.
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He can get a loaf of bread for $0.88, bringing the total to $22.48.
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He claims to like spaghetti so let's see if he can afford that. Its 0.82 per pack, I'll assume he gets three, bringing the total to, $24.94.
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He needs sauce. I'm sure it would be cheaper to make his own sauce, but I'm too lazy to look up each ingredient. A jar of pasta sauce is 0.88, I'll assume he buys 3, bringing it up to $27.58.
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So far this leaves him with $22.42 to cover a ride home, and to buy whatever spices, cheese, etc he wants to go with his other food. He could eat for over a week on this if he rationed it. I'll assume a ride home is still $9.10, which means he'd have $13.32 leftover for the aforementioned spices, etc.

Disclaimer: I might have fucked up the math at some point, I didn't check my work but I'm close enough that my point would stand anyway.

Its hilarious to see him bragging about being child free. Is he going to brag about being celibate next? Its only voluntary if someone would touch you in the first place, Lou.

Only one fault I can find with your math: he'd go for Uber XL. 'Cause he's FAT. F-A-T, with capital letters, because it's actually an acronym: Fat, Adipose, Tubby.

Give it time
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Oh Lou, don't even start appropriating black victimhood culture, you bigoted nazi fuck, you Lardum X.

The only issue is if you look at the tips of the lasso from Lou's photo. They're just weird plastic tubes. They aren't the accessories I've seen on any of the ones I've found online.

Those look like shoelace tips, but:

1. that looks too large to be a shoelace
2. there's no way he'd have a jump rope around

Clothesline?

 

[Lurk]

It's a noose yinz guiz - the hole is that big in order to fit around his fat neck.

 

[Mr Foster]

It's a noose yinz guiz - the hole is that big in order to fit around his fat neck.

Absolute unit of a neck on this lad.

 

[Damien Thorne]

I would love to see Wonder Woman using the Lasso of Truth on Lou. I wonder why he is not terrified of that implication.

 

[Next Task]

I suspect Lou is like some of the other perma-beggers on this site, and is mostly getting his money from somewhere else. But being without shame and with no self-control, he begs routinely because there's always some want that he's mentally made into a need that he must have - from another pic of whatever today's fursona is to the console last week.

No one is giving him enough to buy that Wonder Woman art from that auction or to order an XBox from Amazon. He's getting a few pitybux here and there but I sincerely doubt he's got proper paypigs willing to shell out even tens of dollars daily.

I think the constant begging is just like his constant attempts to grift every company that delivers to him, a chance to get money on top of whatever is keeping him alive. He had, what, almost a grand saved up for his furry con? That came from somewhere, and by all accounts none of it would have been from fellow attendees, 99% of whom would not want him there in the first place.

No, my suspicion is he has an allowance of some kind, some money coming in regularly that of course doesn't cover daily pizzas and any game he ever wants so he just tries more scams online. Considering his family history, hell. Maybe the money is coming from more real world scams.

But yes, he can't be that successful a beggar to be regularly able to afford big ticket items. He's just too bad at it.

Also, holy shit did his half-brother get the good genes, even with the addiction. Remake of Twins starring those two when? Though there will need to be a rewrite since Danny DeVito was actually likeable and sympathetic in the original, two words that will never apply to Lou.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I suspect Lou is like some of the other perma-beggers on this site, and is mostly getting his money from somewhere else. But being without shame and with no self-control, he begs routinely because there's always some want that he's mentally made into a need that he must have - from another pic of whatever today's fursona is to the console last week.

No one is giving him enough to buy that Wonder Woman art from that auction or to order an XBox from Amazon. He's getting a few pitybux here and there but I sincerely doubt he's got proper paypigs willing to shell out even tens of dollars daily.

I think the constant begging is just like his constant attempts to grift every company that delivers to him, a chance to get money on top of whatever is keeping him alive. He had, what, almost a grand saved up for his furry con? That came from somewhere, and by all accounts none of it would have been from fellow attendees, 99% of whom would not want him there in the first place.

No, my suspicion is he has an allowance of some kind, some money coming in regularly that of course doesn't cover daily pizzas and any game he ever wants so he just tries more scams online. Considering his family history, hell. Maybe the money is coming from more real world scams.

But yes, he can't be that successful a beggar to be regularly able to afford big ticket items. He's just too bad at it.

Also, holy shit did his half-brother get the good genes, even with the addiction. Remake of Twins starring those two when? Though there will need to be a rewrite since Danny DeVito was actually likeable and sympathetic in the original, two words that will never apply to Lou.

Lou gets his tugboat money likes most lazy Poors. However welfare does pay enough for the premium stuff like furry spank doodles new iPads and 3 mega sized meals delivered by Ubereats a day. so he’s resorted to internet panhandling and other lazy scams. I bet his mom takes a cut of his welfare as well.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

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Lou gets his tugboat money likes most lazy Poors. However welfare does pay enough for the premium stuff like furry spank doodles new iPads and 3 mega sized meals delivered by Ubereats a day. so he’s resorted to internet panhandling and other lazy scams. I bet his mom takes a cut of his welfare as well.

I have followed this thread since just about its existence, and I thought Lou was on disability too. However, if he had been, he would have gotten a stimulus check, so I am about 95% sure he doesn't have assistance.

 

[JoyQ]

I have followed this thread since just about its existence, and I thought Lou was on disability too. However, if he had been, he would have gotten a stimulus check, so I am about 95% sure he doesn't have assistance.

His mom said they live off her sons disability checks I can’t find the screenshot.

I do wonder what his “disability” is.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Margaret Atwood is so gullible. It's a good thing she has Lou to set her straight.

https://twitter.com/punkroxfox/status/1283024982164090882

Ace on Twitter: "@TrekkieRN @transscribe Because she got duped. She a…

archived 14 Jul 2020 16:52:05 UTC

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This is one of about half a dozen tweets Lou made this morning on the Harpers letter from a week ago. Apparently this is his day for catching up.

edit:

Lou annoys people by butting into their conversations:

https://twitter.com/CamelCrushGals/status/1282907888097296384

Lou is a furry racist:

https://twitter.com/CityPretzelDC/status/1282902342669684738

https://twitter.com/punkroxfox/status/1282904214964928512

(He also does not understand that it's ok to have different opinions.)

 

[Wooden Spoon]

His mom said they live off her sons disability checks I can’t find the screenshot.

I do wonder what his “disability” is.

If you can find that screenshot, I will change my mind. I swear I have never seen it and I would very much like to. I think his obvious disability is mental retardation, but the proper term is "autistic." I do not see him being on physical disability, but mental disability. But again, going back to the stimulus check thing, he whined and was very, very assmad about not getting one and I know 100% for sure that people with both cognitive and physical disabilities got a stim check if they received benefits. If he was receiving the disability it would be SSDI. I used to think his mom used the check too and that was the ONLY reason why she tolerated Lou, but I firmly believe Lou doesn't receive any benefits. If you are on disability you are eligible for medicaid and foodstamps, both of which I know he doesn't have as well. We would totally know if his mom was "stealing" his check every month.

 

[Lurk]

He still needs help to buy more shit quality Wonder Woman merch guiz

The fake account is still killing it

 

[NyQuilninja]

I have followed this thread since just about its existence, and I thought Lou was on disability too. However, if he had been, he would have gotten a stimulus check, so I am about 95% sure he doesn't have assistance.

Even people not on disability or SSI still are going to get a stimulus check because of the revision as far as I know. however there is other forms of welfare that he could easily be getting food stamps free medical Obama phone rent assistance yes there is ways of scamming hud. I don't know which welfare he's on but he's on some kind of welfare most likely his mama is to. Most likely Lou is on SSI which is supplemental security income which it is a very hard to get on nowadays but leaves old enough that you could have gotten in before the bottlenecking. SSI is disability for people that haven't paid into the system and usually it's some kind of cognitive or mental disorder 10•20 years ago it was relatively easy. Now it is virtually impossible

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Even people not on disability or SSI still are going to get a stimulus check because of the revision as far as I know. however there is other forms of welfare that he could easily be getting food stamps free medical Obama phone rent assistance yes there is ways of scamming hud. I don't know which welfare he's on but he's on some kind of welfare most likely his mama is to. Most likely Lou is on SSI which is supplemental security income which it is a very hard to get on nowadays but leaves old enough that you could have gotten in before the bottlenecking. SSI is disability for people that haven't paid into the system and usually it's some kind of cognitive or mental disorder 10•20 years ago it was relatively easy. Now it is virtually impossible

Minor powerlevel: I unfortunately got my degree in social work, so this is my area of expertise.

SSI is for individuals who have worked and gotten injured and have worked enough hours to qualify for SSI. People who have put their whole life into a career and then get injured are normally the ones that fall into this category. Significantly harder to get because you have to have worked into the system.

SSDI is the program for individuals who haven't either worked enough to qualify for SSI or can't work due to a disability. Mental disorders such as schizophrenia and such fall into this category. People who fall ill with terminal cancer and diseases qualify. Hell, even people with bipolar disorder and PTSD can qualify.

And sadly as such, I am very well aware of the liberties people take to get government assistance. I just know Lou wouldn't be able to keep his mouth shut. I have a strong feeling they are receiving help due to taking Skyler (the nephew) but I am still firm on my belief and knowledge he isn't on government assistance. I know he is Obamacare, which is a different program from medicaid. He might be on some form of help, but from what I've seen and my own deep knowledge of our fucked up system I have my doubts!

 

[Paul Barker!]

If you can find that screenshot, I will change my mind. I swear I have never seen it and I would very much like to. I think his obvious disability is mental retardation, but the proper term is "autistic." I do not see him being on physical disability, but mental disability. But again, going back to the stimulus check thing, he whined and was very, very assmad about not getting one and I know 100% for sure that people with both cognitive and physical disabilities got a stim check if they received benefits. If he was receiving the disability it would be SSDI. I used to think his mom used the check too and that was the ONLY reason why she tolerated Lou, but I firmly believe Lou doesn't receive any benefits. If you are on disability you are eligible for medicaid and foodstamps, both of which I know he doesn't have as well. We would totally know if his mom was "stealing" his check every month.

I think bipolar might be his disability. If he was diagnosed when he was in high school and re-evaluated as an adult I could see that label sticking. Still, given how lazy the rest of the gags family is, I doubt anyone’s helping him fill out the paperwork and actually receiving a check. Lou strikes me as much too incompetent to follow through on receiving disability

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I think bipolar might be his disability. If he was diagnosed when he was in high school and re-evaluated as an adult I could see that label sticking. Still, given how lazy the rest of the gags family is, I doubt anyone’s helping him fill out the paperwork and actually receiving a check. Lou strikes me as much too incompetent to follow through on receiving disability

With how much Lou lies about his diagnosis, its difficult to tell. He said he was diagnosed with bipolar at 13, but I can tell you 95% of the time huge mental disorders as such can only be diagnosed after the age of 18, because that is when the brain fundamentally done "developing." (My personal research is leading to ages more like 21-23, but I haven't gotten those credentials yet to back it up)

Disability is a long and difficult process. Its also a cash crop at the moment. You have to collect all your own personal information to submit to a panel of doctors that work for the government, and normally they will deny the first attempt when an individual applies. A lawyer will gladly step in, charge nothing upfront, and the wait is normally...2-ish years? To be presented before a judge so you explain yourself. The 2nd decision following the initial appeal is decided by a judge, and no longer that panel of doctors. If you can dress yourself up reeeeal pity like and present a sound story to the judge and he approves you...you are entitled to receive backpay for the 2 years you were initially declined. Lawyers cash out on their cut, said person finally gets disability (and thousands of dollars) and the scheme goes round and round.

 

[Great Dane]

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Not even a week later

https://twitter.com/punkroxfox/status/1283104559238389760

http://archive.md/RLbtV

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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Sounds like a lot harder than in my country. Lawyers and judges usually get involved when an applicant absolutely can't accept they aren't going to get shit, or when someone decides the panel didn't "rate their degree of disability high enough".

Not even a week later
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https://twitter.com/punkroxfox/status/1283104559238389760

http://archive.md/RLbtV

THE VICIOUS CYCLE OF GRIFTING.