Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Gustav Schuchardt]

LOL (archive)

 

[vertexwindi]

I don't even understand why Eva has to copy and paste his "debunkings" into this blog post. It makes him look like a gigantic dumbass:

Right here is peak Yandev. If you're at this point, just stop talking. Maybe then people won't bring up this shit all the time.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

Right here is peak Yandev. If you're at this point, just stop talking. Maybe then people won't bring up this shit all the time.

Ah, yes. Well, isn't that the whole concept? If Alex just clammed up and worked on the game without talking about the "harassment" he received and giving the 3rd 4th 5th 274th reason to delay Osana ("those dang dirty gremlins,") no one would care about the drama.
As a wise man once said: "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
Unfortunately for YandereDev, he is extremely insistent on digging a better hole from himself and picking the wrong hill to die on.
Will he ever learn?

Spoiler: You'll never guess

No.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Since we're on the subject of Alex's suicide bait, a user expressed concern that SNAP might negatively impact players with mental health issues, from the perspective of someone with one. Then notes the hypocrisy of Alex suicide baiting but then blocking people when suicide is brought up as a potential issue in his own fanbase. Strongly worded of course, emotions evidently ran high here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hqbzjg/regarding_the_lovesick_tea/

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I've had no interest in the "new features" for quite a while, for obvious reasons. But I watched a video of it just now, and it's straight up Manhunt-tier shit. Regarding his personality and the current situation, I'm actually worried now that he could go postal.

 

[HiddenWarning]

Sorry for going off the topic, but I started digging and found Alex's profile on some old AMV forum, AnimeMusicVideos.org. Has it already been posted? Some posts there reference his activity in the forums.megatokyo.com too, but I'd have to make an account and check there.

 

[lolnope]

>Below poverty line
>Buys two switches to play Animal Crossing

 

[Russtard]

My personal favorite YanDev-ism is him saying "I'm constantly being misinterpreted." It's Russel Greer-level delusion, and it really shows how he thinks he's this mastermind and that everyone else is a knuckle-dragging idiot.

If you're really being "misunderstood" by every single person on the fucking internet after clarifying yourself dozens of times over, maybe every other person on Earth being willfully ignorant isn't the issue.

 

[walter SMT IV]

when i see alex saying "below poverty line" i lose my shit. fucker's probably never struggled for a damned day in his life

 

[cloudsrainclowns]

when i see alex saying "below poverty line" i lose my shit. fucker's probably never struggled for a damned day in his life

what do you mean???? he SLAVES over his computer jerking off to hentai and sliding his dorito ridden fingers just enough to type the dumbest shit

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

After the latest blogpost, the cunning genius dropped to the new all-time low:

(previous low was 5 days ago at $1637)

 

[Cast Away]

when i see alex saying "below poverty line" i lose my shit. fucker's probably never struggled for a damned day in his life

Don't you know? Gremlins are ruining Alex's reputation and destroying his life by causing his Patreon to plummet and ensuring the Kickstarter is a failure. How else is he supposed to afford all that GrubHub and vidya games and anime dakimuras? It would be horrifying to even dare to SUGGEST he get a real job.

 

[Czolg]

I think current Alex is even more pathetic than Alex from his EvaXephon days when he wanted to kill his parents and was constantly complaining about being a virgin.

 

[Mockynwa]

After the latest blogpost, the cunning genius dropped to the new all-time low:
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(previous low was 5 days ago at $1637)

Can't wait to see what it looks like at the end of this month.

 

[Cast Away]

More whining and bitchfits from Alex:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Osana/comments/hr4x9r/my_reputation_tarnished_by_clickbait_youtubers/

I have no fucking idea why this DrApeis dude is still wasting his breath talking to this incel. Maybe learn a lesson or two from Alex and distance yourself from all the drama?

 

[George Beorge]

I think current Alex is even more pathetic than Alex from his EvaXephon days when he wanted to kill his parents and was constantly complaining about being a virgin.

That's because that's all in the past. People grow. People change. I don't think anyone would hold Alex's past against him.
There's only one problem.
And that's that he HASN'T grown. Or changed. In-fact, he won't even admit there was ever anything wrong in the first place. He's still mentally a 15 year old boy forever trapped in the body of a 30 year old man.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

I'm not sure when it happened but you can no longer react with those little icons on the Discord server. I found amusement in putting little rainbows on certain things the moderators liked to say. Also, the server continues to be the same dumpster fire it has been since the hack with a lot of messages being removed very quickly; moderators are working overtime today.

Edit: Or maybe it's just me? I see masses of reactions pop up on some posts but they seem to be deleted by a bot very rapidly. Guess the spammers moved on to those so a slapdash method was added to try to counter that.

 

[Russtard]

I think current Alex is even more pathetic than Alex from his EvaXephon days when he wanted to kill his parents and was constantly complaining about being a virgin.

Almost everyone goes through an edgy teenager phase. Almost no one reaches age 30 and is still throwing temper tantrums on the internet over a video game.

 

[beepboopmeow]

GEEZ Alex, if you didn't like, y'know treat your volunteers like shit and not credit them they'd have happily helped you.

 

[Fougaro]

And that's that he HASN'T grown. Or changed. In-fact, he won't even admit there was ever anything wrong in the first place. He's still mentally a 15 year old boy forever trapped in the body of a 30 year old man.

And he still hasn't lost his virginity.

 

[Scarred Platypus]

I have been noticing that the fact that he is living with his parents is getting mentioned way more than before. Do we know anything about his parents? Because I am interested in the people that raised such a lolcow and the fact that he has not changed in the slightest suggest they don't see any issue with his attitude. Not only on the internet but they have to be aware of his sexdolls and Samus fetish at the very least, don't they?