Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

[werbwub]

Back in 9th grade, I had this teacher that was bullied every day. people would go to his desk while he was out of the room and steal the projector remote so that he couldn't teach the lesson, eventually he wisened up and learned what group was doing it so in return that group of kids would play hot potato with remote so that the teacher couldn't get the remote. On the final week of school, I brought those fireworks that you throw at the ground to pop them and started to distribute them amongst the kids in order to fuck with him. I know a couple of kids got direct hits against his head. The kids managed to avoid getting in trouble by claiming that the principal and the teacher were racist and they would spread the message around.

 

[FuckedUp]

Back in 9th grade, I had this teacher that was bullied every day. people would go to his desk while he was out of the room and steal the projector remote so that he couldn't teach the lesson, eventually he wisened up and learned what group was doing it so in return that group of kids would play hot potato with remote so that the teacher couldn't get the remote. On the final week of school, I brought those fireworks that you throw at the ground to pop them and started to distribute them amongst the kids in order to fuck with him. I know a couple of kids got direct hits against his head. The kids managed to avoid getting in trouble by claiming that the principal and the teacher were racist and they would spread the message around.

Was this an inner-city school?

 

[werbwub]

Was this an inner-city school?

No, it wasn't. The school was in the good part of town and was actually a public charter school.

 

[FuckedUp]

No, it wasn't. The school was in the good part of town and was actually a public charter school.

If I threw fireworks in class in 9th grade, let alone hit the teacher in the head with them, I would've been expelled and possibly arrested.

 

[Coffee Druid]

In 5th grade me and some friends discovered Freewebs. We mainly used it to make a Warriors fan site (that old book series about cats). We discovered that an unknown classmate had also made a freewebs site, solely to talk shit about teachers and students. It was probably tame since we were like 10 but at the time I remembered it being pretty spicy. They may have actually called one teacher a whore. We didn’t know who made it but we posted on it telling them to stop and that they’re being lame, yo. Someone else apparently found out about the site and told the teachers and we got called to the principle’s office along with the culprit and got in trouble, because apparently we were still involved even if we didn’t make the site. Then our whole grade had to listen to lectures on cyber bullying.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

In 5th grade me and some friends discovered Freewebs. We mainly used it to make a Warriors fan site (that old book series about cats). We discovered that an unknown classmate had also made a freewebs site, solely to talk shit about teachers and students. It was probably tame since we were like 10 but at the time I remembered it being pretty spicy. They may have actually called one teacher a whore. We didn’t know who made it but we posted on it telling them to stop and that they’re being lame, yo. Someone else apparently found out about the site and told the teachers and we got called to the principle’s office along with the culprit and got in trouble, because apparently we were still involved even if we didn’t make the site. Then our whole grade had to listen to lectures on cyber bullying.

So the lesson the principal taught you was to tattle NOT on your classmate for defaming teachers and students, or for knowing that the site existed and didn't use your siqq hAck3R skillz?

 

[The Last Stand]

I went to an high crime rate high school for 9th and 10th grade. Fights randomly breaking out, suspensions given like candy. It wouldn't be unusual to walk out of one period to another in the middle of a fight.

One day, after dismissal, somebody pulled the fire alarm. Naturally, the fire department responded to the false alarm. The problem was gridlock: buses were taking students home, parents would pick up their kids, groups of students with their friends. The firefighters couldn't get through. All of this was in the street; the school didn't have its own occupied land.

 

[The Pink Panther]

During the rise of the #MeToo thing, I got a one-day ISS (in-school suspension) for making a sex joke to a particularly unattractive girl and then lampshading it by saying "Oh, isn't that on every man's bucket list? Sexual harassment. I'm like Harvey Weinstein now. I have achieved my bucket list."

 

[The Last Stand]

During the rise of the #MeToo thing, I got a one-day ISS (in-school suspension) for making a sex joke to a particularly unattractive girl and then lampshading it by saying "Oh, isn't that on every man's bucket list? Sexual harassment. I'm like Harvey Weinstein now. I have achieved my bucket list."

Shit, I got in serious trouble for "touching a girl's butt." Never mind that the school bus was crowded and packed to the brim. And I was nowhere NEAR her.

 

[Faket0Fake]

There was this kid Mikey who was kinda autistic and a compulsive liar. Would always make up stuff about how his family are mafia or that he knows some famous celebrity, very obvious and dumb lies. The best thing about him was that he would do absolutely anything if you dared him to do it, people used him as their personal amusement and would get him eating gross stuff or doing stupid dares that got him in trouble but he liked the attention anyway. It was all fun and games until somebody in Biology said "Hey Mikey, I bet you can't eat these three pencils" and he gobbled them down.

He ended up in hospital with a bunch of it stuck in his throat. People stopped daring him to do stuff after that.

Making spergy people do dumb stuff was kind of a hobby for the people I hung out with. We had a computer lab class and after us they had a special class that would come in from another school to do stuff on computers. One of the favored pranks was to set the homepage to porn so when people open the internet browser some porn pops up, the teacher of this class was a young guy who probably just graduated from being a student teacher and he was on to these kind of pranks but I guess he didn't check this one day before the class came in. We were hanging out around the computer lab as they all came in, there was a small window in the door so you could see in and enjoy the results.

So they start the class, teacher tells them all to access the internet and then hardcore porn pops up. The teacher looked horrified as all of a sudden several spergy kids got overstimulated by seeing hardcore porn and began bouncing around imitating it in their seats,screaming and one of them was so excited he was running circles around the computer lab. We are dying at the window and the teacher spots us giving the filthiest look. I'll never forget his "I hate you" face as he's surrounded by chaos.

Away from taking advantage of disabled people, I remember the first time I interacted with a black kid. When I was young, I lived and went to school in an area where it was mostly white and Asian kids so it wasn't until my family moved that I went to school that actually had black and Hispanic kids. I was eating lunch and one of my friends was showing me this game he was playing, we had cheeseburgers that day (before they decided school meals should be more healthy) and I'd left mine on the plate as I was distracted by this game my friend was showing me. I turn my attention back to my plate to find the cheeseburger is now gone and sitting next to me now is a black kid eating it.

I turn and look at him like "Wtf? Did you eat my cheeseburger? Why did you eat it?" and his reply was a deadpan "Ah wuz huuuungry". I couldn't find a way to reply to that.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I got a couple:
A classmate who I knew sort of we'd hang out play football and whatnot lets just call him Lenny well Lenny got it in his head to steal a shitton of condoms from a nearby gas station and drug store and proceed to strewn them about the school one night talking door handles, windows you name it and the school faculty had to find a way to explain to the kids what they were and what to do if they saw them without actually saying what they were. Also that school the following year would have it's soccer field torn up by some drunk guy driving his motorcycle around it only to promptly leave it halfway wrapped around a tree, he was found at a nearby park passed out.
My brother got a suspension from school for making a joke about the Challenger explosion after a kids model rocket blew up from a bad engine evidently the teacher overseeing the event was big into space and shit.
Junior high was more quality than quantity despite being a ghetto shithole, biggest thing to happen there was the older brother of one of my neighbors was killed in the parking lot by a rival gang member during a football game.

Ok round 2:
-Grade school there was this middle eastern girl in a different class same grade who got caught stealing and her father shaved her head as a punishment.
-Had a high school gym teacher who was probably the only person who didn't straight up say "drugs are bad mmkay" he actually gave his classes a fairly in depth discussion about steroids and other performance enhancing drugs and the hypocrisy behind it's legality as well as reasons someone could take and use them with proper medical supervision. The guy was a powerlifter back in the 70's-80's and knew guys who abused the fuck out of the juice and how easy it was to get it back then.

 

[FrailQueen]

There was one kid who's only goal was to be in high school until they were required to kick him out at 25. He would start arguments over dumb shit and try to get kicked out of class constantly, because he thought being a total dicknut would increase his chances of being held back.

 

[The Last Stand]

There was one kid who's only goal was to be in high school until they were required to kick him out at 25. He would start arguments over dumb shit and try to get kicked out of class constantly, because he thought being a total dicknut would increase his chances of being held back.

How is he doing now?

 

[FrailQueen]

How is he doing now?

I haven't heard anything about him since I graduated. But guessing from how he did end up graduating before he turned 25, probably very disappointed about failing his only life goal.

 

[IPreferEcchi]

There was a hot girl in one of my classes so I peeked under her skirt while filming her. She got really mad and started yelling at me. I have the video on my youtube channel

 

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[Hollywood Hitler]

I have a friend named Mickey who I've known since we were 8. His parents came here to the states from Italy. He is a short guy, somewhere between 5'4" - 5'6".

Being a short fella he had to make friends somehow. He tried fighting when we were in middle school but quit that when he got his face busted in. IMO quiting then and there was a good call.

After that he tried his hand in being the class clown, which really worked for him. He's better at making people laugh than fighting them.

Anywho, our sophomore year of high school he came up with a "genius" prank by faking an epileptic seizure in the library during study hall. He had these foam capsules like they use in movies to make it look realistic. Our study hall teacher was in her 60s, so when he started convulsing on the floor and foaming from the mouth she nearly had a heart attack. She called 911 and before the EMT came he got up all normal to tell her it was a prank.

Mickey got a 2 week suspension for the prank, and the teacher took a ride in the ambulance. She was very shaken up from the ordeal (and rightfully so).

 

[Toyota Camry]

My summer school experience in South Korea is quite interesting.

Most Chinese student I met on summer school were weird. They wash their clothes at public sink and bathroom, even though the laundromat is nearby and cheap, while only taking a bath at 1 to 3 AM. They rarely socialize and have their own handler that speaks Mandarin and Korean. Some of them are also smug assholes who never paid attention in class and playing MOBAs all day, even in public.

Also there's this American dude that screams at the elevator and listening to sermon in public restroom. Dude's love to drink and wasted himself most nights. He looks like Jake Paul but a bit taller and skinnier, maybe he's related to them?

Most of my friends got wasted at least once there because the booze is cheap and there's plenty of bars in the area where we were staying. One girl were wasted on a random Korean dude she met and almost got pregnant because the guy didn't pull out.

Not all were stupid freaks though, I met a cool American that used to served in military and was married (he was 32). He talks a lot about things that I may never knew such as what he was doing in Kuwait and what to drink in Vietnam. Also there's this Chinese dude that (almost) able to speak English. He's nice and gave me some kind of charm when the course ended.

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

My social studies teacher ended up being a pedophile, which sucks because he was probably the best teacher I've ever had. I was in Social studies for the first week of school before being moved to honors Social studies, and the difference in his mood was crazy. Regular social studies was filled with your average rowdy and annoying middle school kids that he had no patience for. But Honors Social was full of these smart kids that were also fun to hang out with. He would let us mess around and act stupid and would let us chew gum and drink soda, which was banned in the school. The whole class felt more like messing around for an hour than school.

Anyways, I became home schooled the next year so I didn't keep up with anything. But I was randomly checking my facebook one day and one of my friends posted a news article about him and said he looked like a pedo. According to the article he blew a kid and filmed a video by telling him he had contacts in Europe that would pay them like 200k for the video.

 

[FuckedUp]

One of my classes in senior year used the discussion board feature of my school's online course management system, so I occasionally posted videos like this in it: