Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[High Tea]

This is how he treats his friends, by assuming they'll just put up with being gypped.

This makes a lot of sense actually. For example, didn't Toad say he never got any of this NP2 money? If it's a habit for Dax to not pay people, maybe if it was noticed that payments weren't going out of NP2 to all the merchants, as was supposed to happen every month, but only to certain individuals like Dax, that may have helped NP2 get flagged as questionable and possible laundering.

 

[Kulee Baba]

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Found this on a /tv/ archive of people shitting on Dax. Where he once had 4chan eating out of the palm of his hand, he is now seen as insufferable. Funny thing is the reddit comments start defending him, but the upvotes and the mod approved 100% cringe tag seems to disagree.

Even if you do get laid texting like this, I ask, at what cost???

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I'm filing this away in rumors until shown otherwise, and frankly I like Peach.
However, I find it odd she hopped from e-celeb to e-celeb.
I also find it weird she visits Japan so much for modeling gigs she proudly talks about and gets paid thousands for but I have yet to see a single modelling pic.
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I miss something here?
link is dead end.
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I find it interesting people still try and pull a nothing burger card. This has been going on for months, the simpsperacy was the fastest growing thread in the history of the site.


On what? The back end percentage? The bulk of the money was from Patreon, not NP2 and he was making less than $5k on NP2.
Other than that we have a fixed server cost, MAYBE a fixed one time lawyer consultation that lead to him using a blank standard TOS and Privacy form, Bandwidth which I imagine being low since content is hosted elsewhere, and Dax doing all the work himself so no employee fees (unless "z word" who can't be named wasn't lying about the contract stuff).
The whole thing was ran on a joke of a shoe string budget under the assumption Dax was the super computer Cal Tech engineer he claims to be. As we saw when his site actually did get fucked with, this was not the case.

I'm also confused how the Match List is working in this case. Dax claims he's on it but wouldn't this shut down his Patreon? If it was NP2 that was on the Match list couldn't he just do NP3 and move on? So much of the bullshit claimed makes no sense.


I kinda agree and kinda disagree. Something like the lolsuit was gonna set back earnings and Sean seems nice enough to let stuff slide until things get back in order. 8 months is waaaaaay too long though. I assume being friends so long plays into that lee way, and Sean knows if he goes missing and says non-payment it will cause a massive back lash. There is probably a genuine desire to not hurt an old friend some where in that decision.

Concerning Peach: him, 80's Marie, and Peach went camping together. Let me make it bold: CAMPING TOGETHER.

I think Peach is a charming person, but I wouldn't let my girlfriend go camping by herself with a couple that proudly does recreational drugs and is down for ménage à trois.

And ask @Unog if I'm the type of fanboy who will argue Dick didn't rape or murder someone and something smells fishy to me, well that's pretty damn bad.

As for Japan shenanigans. Since caucasian red head who speak Japanese are such a rarity I would not doubt that Peach would be the type that Japanese would kill to have at promotional events. Hell if Yakuza taught me anything it's that Japan are the originators of simping where they do "Hostess Clubs" where thots just chat with you to simulate dating. There's lots of ways Peach could make good money in Japan without straight up whoring. But her sleeping with Dick and 80s Girl is very reasonable to conclude.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Concerning Peach: him, 80's Marie, and Peach went camping together. Let me make it bold: CAMPING TOGETHER.

I think Peach is a charming person, but I wouldn't let my girlfriend go camping by herself with a couple that proudly does recreational drugs and is down for ménage à trois.

And ask @Unog if I'm the type of fanboy who will argue Dick didn't rape or murder someone and something smells fishy to me, well that's pretty damn bad.

As for Japan shenanigans. Since caucasian red head who speak Japanese are such a rarity I would not doubt that Peach would be the type that Japanese would kill to have at promotional events. Hell if Yakuza taught me anything it's that Japan are the originators of simping where they do "Hostess Clubs" where thots just chat with you to simulate dating. There's lots of ways Peach could make good money in Japan without straight up whoring. But her sleeping with Dick and 80s Girl is very reasonable to conclude.

I don't buy the Peach is an escort narrative. She is very, VERY, fragile and Pat seems to be a rather petty man who is very OCD about health (germs more specifically). So him risking HIV by allowing Paige to have sex with randos seems far-fetched.

 

[2021Murder]

I don't buy the Peach is an escort narrative. She is very, VERY, fragile and Pat seems to be a rather petty man who is very OCD about health (germs more specifically). So him risking HIV by allowing Paige to have sex with randos seems far-fetched.

HIV is pretty much only a western problem. consider the major groups that get it.

Also the model with no pictures anywhere is a common escort trope. and women that whore themselves out do it for some sort of need, if not drugs or kids, then medical problems. also if she was just being a booth babe in japan, dont you think she would have taken at least some pictures of herself at these events/someone would have been like "check out the tall busty redhead shilling ramen" on a post anywhere online in the last decade.

also she said the natives avoid her, which while true. would be even more likely if they could easily see she was a whore/only there to steal Japanese seed

As for Japan shenanigans. Since caucasian red head who speak Japanese are such a rarity I would not doubt that Peach would be the type that Japanese would kill to have at promotional events. Hell if Yakuza taught me anything it's that Japan are the originators of simping where they do "Hostess Clubs" where thots just chat with you to simulate dating. There's lots of ways Peach could make good money in Japan without straight up whoring. But her sleeping with Dick and 80s Girl is very reasonable to conclude.

i 100% don't believe those have no sexual contact whatsoever. they might say so online, but its bizarre to think that just talking to women even foreign is such a rarity over there that they would pay hundreds for some woman to talk to them. hell why do you think i'm here, i would feel bad about calling someone IRL a fucking idiot for their bad opinion on anything entertainment or political. but i'm fine doing that online. plus imagine paying someone who then tells you how much better consoles are to PCs for an hour.

 

[Kulee Baba]

HIV is pretty much only a western problem. consider the major groups that get it.

Also the model with no pictures anywhere is a common escort trope. and women that whore themselves out do it for some sort of need, if not drugs or kids, then medical problems. also if she was just being a booth babe in japan, dont you think she would have taken at least some pictures of herself at these events/someone would have been like "check out the tall busty redhead shilling ramen" on a post anywhere online in the last decade.

also she said the natives avoid her, which while true. would be even more likely if they could easily see she was a whore/only there to steal Japanese seed


i 100% don't believe those have no sexual contact whatsoever. they might say so online, but its bizarre to think that just talking to women even foreign is such a rarity over there that they would pay hundreds for some woman to talk to them. hell why do you think i'm here, i would feel bad about calling someone IRL a fucking idiot for their bad opinion on anything entertainment or political. but i'm fine doing that online. plus imagine paying someone who then tells you how much better consoles are to PCs for an hour.

I agree that there's definitely prostitution going on in some of those areas, but at the same time I do believe there's many clubs that are fully legit. Look if men can easily be fleeced for hundreds of dollars thru lapdancing how hard is it to believe that there aren't men who will pay $400 just to have a faux date with a chick who is way outta their league?

 

[ApatheticViewer]

Hey does anyone remember who posted the original photo of 80s girl in a schoolgirl outfit with a pink background?

Podawful Jesse is claiming the user who originally posted it here was actually Maddox.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

HIV is pretty much only a western problem. consider the major groups that get it.

Also the model with no pictures anywhere is a common escort trope. and women that whore themselves out do it for some sort of need, if not drugs or kids, then medical problems. also if she was just being a booth babe in japan, dont you think she would have taken at least some pictures of herself at these events/someone would have been like "check out the tall busty redhead shilling ramen" on a post anywhere online in the last decade.

also she said the natives avoid her, which while true. would be even more likely if they could easily see she was a whore/only there to steal Japanese seed


i 100% don't believe those have no sexual contact whatsoever. they might say so online, but its bizarre to think that just talking to women even foreign is such a rarity over there that they would pay hundreds for some woman to talk to them. hell why do you think i'm here, i would feel bad about calling someone IRL a fucking idiot for their bad opinion on anything entertainment or political. but i'm fine doing that online. plus imagine paying someone who then tells you how much better consoles are to PCs for an hour.

While HIV may be only a western problem, it doesn't change the fact that pat is SUPER OCD about shit. He's the same type of person who'd throw all of the food out of his kitchen at the mere sight of one bug. The same type of person who used a whole toilet roll to deal with a bug. The same type of person who has an abject fear of people shitting in toilets. There is no fucking way he'd risk ANY chance of catching STIs. Especially since Paige has a compromised immunity system due to lupis. I just highly doubt it.
I'm less skeptical of her doing drugs with Dax though as she (or at the very least Pat) did smoke weed when it was legalised in Canada.

 

[Unog]

Concerning Peach: him, 80's Marie, and Peach went camping together. Let me make it bold: CAMPING TOGETHER.

I think Peach is a charming person, but I wouldn't let my girlfriend go camping by herself with a couple that proudly does recreational drugs and is down for ménage à trois.

And ask @Unog if I'm the type of fanboy who will argue Dick didn't rape or murder someone and something smells fishy to me, well that's pretty damn bad.

As for Japan shenanigans. Since caucasian red head who speak Japanese are such a rarity I would not doubt that Peach would be the type that Japanese would kill to have at promotional events. Hell if Yakuza taught me anything it's that Japan are the originators of simping where they do "Hostess Clubs" where thots just chat with you to simulate dating. There's lots of ways Peach could make good money in Japan without straight up whoring. But her sleeping with Dick and 80s Girl is very reasonable to conclude.

I was a big fan of the Two Best Friends Play channel when it was still a thing, Pat's been with Peach for far, far longer than she ever showed up on the show. I knew about her before I knew about TDS, for example, and I got in on the Maddox lawsuit.

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Look if men can easily be fleeced for hundreds of dollars thru lapdancing how hard is it to believe that there aren't men who will pay $400 just to have a faux date with a chick who is way outta their league?

Isn't a large section of the gameplay in Yakuza 0 dedicated to that? Hostess clubs?

 

[fuzakeru na]

Japan are the originators of simping where they do "Hostess Clubs" where thots just chat with you to simulate dating. There's lots of ways Peach could make good money in Japan without straight up whoring. But her sleeping with Dick and 80s Girl is very reasonable to conclude.

The stupid white women working hostess clubs who think that way are the ones that end up drugged raped and beheaded in a cave by the seaside. The women aren't forced to fuck, but they get big bonuses for going on a certain amount of dates with customers (dohan), most white women will fuck.
Look up Lucie Blackman. Carita Ridgeway.

 

[MemeGrey]

I was a big fan of the Two Best Friends Play channel when it was still a thing, Pat's been with Peach for far, far longer than she ever showed up on the show. I knew about her before I knew about TDS, for example, and I got in on the Maddox lawsuit.

From my understanding, Peach and Asterios were writing comedy together during TBPITU and may also have been dating.

 

[Unog]

From my understanding, Peach and Asterios were writing comedy together during TBPITU and may also have been dating.

Yeah, but Asterios isn't Dax. The subject at hand was if Dax fucked Peach or not before she met Pat.

 

[MemeGrey]

Yeah, but Asterios isn't Dax. The subject at hand was if Dax fucked Peach or not before she met Pat.

Pat's been with Peach for far, far longer than she ever showed up on the show. I knew about her before I knew about TDS,

She was on TBPITU with Dick, I dunno when she got with this Pat guy but she's known Dick for longer, thats all I was responding to.

 

[Unog]

She was on TBPITU with Dick, I dunno when she got with this Pat guy but she's known Dick for longer, thats all I was responding to.

She's been with him afaik for a year or so longer than the SBF channel was uploading, so about nine years. Not really sure on the time frame for TBPITU.

 

[Pissmaster]

Asterios was pretty forthcoming with goss with fans, he strikes me as a person who couldn't help but humblebrag if he was dating Peach.

JLH used to worship Dick and contacted him ages ago after seeing the Dr. Phil appearance. Dick was very easy to find on Facebook before BPitU.

So I doubt Dick ever got with Peach. I'm sure he tried, of course. Plus, if Dick did but Asterios didn't (but wanted to), I'm sure we'd hear about Asterios being butthurt over that. None of the Asterios/Dick schizm ever even had the slightest inkling that Peach had anything to do with it.

 

[waffle]

Do we know peach is a model? My understanding was that she did localization work for media stuff, but I could just be wrong.

 

[2021Murder]

I agree that there's definitely prostitution going on in some of those areas, but at the same time I do believe there's many clubs that are fully legit. Look if men can easily be fleeced for hundreds of dollars thru lapdancing how hard is it to believe that there aren't men who will pay $400 just to have a faux date with a chick who is way outta their league?

Its a lot harder to see naked ladies and have them grind up on you. Than to have them talk to you, even nice looking ones.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I don't buy the Peach is an escort narrative. She is very, VERY, fragile and Pat seems to be a rather petty man who is very OCD about health (germs more specifically). So him risking HIV by allowing Paige to have sex with randos seems far-fetched.

Who's Pat?
Anyway, I do believe she is if there ain't even a picture of her anywhere at the cons/whatever. Maybe she started out legit as a spokesho, but there's no way Dick's virgin autistic fans wouldn't have found something from a legit gig somewhere, especially in this day and age, after the autism was officially weaponized years ago. She probably saw how much untaxed cash she could make as a literal rare n collectible hoe in Japan, the land least risky for hoeing, and ditched all inhibitions and long boring conventions. She hoeing for sure, I'm thoroughly convinced by myself.
While I'm on the topic of her, did she come to the show through Marie? Just cuz Marie was a convention spokesho with sexwork on the side, it just got my spidey-sense tingling. Lemme find out Chaddox Pimpsalot bequeathed Dick with his second sex partner too! You were much too generous with your spokeshoes, Chaddox, or were you tossing your chaffe behind you to vex your enemy, while keeping the real wheat secret? Where that best wheat @t, Chaddox, speak up, bruh, tell us lore!

Oh, speaking of lore, Dick got the 'Is Actually A Clueless Simp' Expansion Pack that'll be hard to top for the quality content and controversy their woman-repelling words inspired. Dick/simptexts is like a Salmon Rushdie/Satanic Verses of when it comes to hollaing @t hoes in text message format. Old news I know, but seeing Georgie Cuckz's screenshot of 4chan dropping top-rope elbows on his texting game's dead n rotting corpse, reminded me of just how worse than useless Dick's 'flirt messaging ' game is. He probably cockblocks himself with that shit, all the dimepiece hoes, literal hoes, thots, egirls and random normie bishes all over the internet, that'd love to go to LA for a 'famous radio show', but Dick's too-creepy, too-much, too-little, too-lame textual assaults make both professional and amateur thot's serial-offendar ping, and their DMs slam shut in Dick's face. smdh @ such a shameful piteous display. I bet if we made a random simptext generator, cultivating Dick's own simptext prose into new, better texts and allowing us to spam what are now flirtatious texts at every single hot girl's account we scroll by wherever we surf online. Every last active account on KF participating, 24/7 for a week total, and they would land nothing, not even a DM invite. Those words themselves are now tainted, with a stain so gay and flaccid that they're a curse to any vagina anywhere. They may even cause the most beat-up, shot-out, prolapsed boipussy to shrivel back in on itself and close to penetration forever, such is their poison to passion, lust, romance, and fucktime morale

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Hey does anyone remember who posted the original photo of 80s girl in a schoolgirl outfit with a pink background?

Podawful Jesse is claiming the user who originally posted it here was actually Maddox.

I think that was Cameron Clark

look, the guy with numbers for a name (really cool and mysterious choice btw) has a point, there's no real proven connection between Marie and the name Hulagirl86.

If there's one thing we can all agree on tho, it's that Marie WAS a camwhore and that sex work IS REAL WORK

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Who's Pat?
Anyway, I do believe she is if there ain't even a picture of her anywhere at the cons/whatever. Maybe she started out legit as a spokesho, but there's no way Dick's virgin autistic fans wouldn't have found something from a legit gig somewhere, especially in this day and age, after the autism was officially weaponized years ago. She probably saw how much untaxed cash she could make as a literal rare n collectible hoe in Japan, the land least risky for hoeing, and ditched all inhibitions and long boring conventions. She hoeing for sure, I'm thoroughly convinced by myself.
While I'm on the topic of her, did she come to the show through Marie? Just cuz Marie was a convention spokesho with sexwork on the side, it just got my spidey-sense tingling. Lemme find out Chaddox Pimpsalot bequeathed Dick with his second sex partner too! You were much too generous with your spokeshoes, Chaddox, or were you tossing your chaffe behind you to vex your enemy, while keeping the real wheat secret? Where that best wheat @t, Chaddox, speak up, bruh, tell us lore!

Oh, speaking of lore, Dick got the 'Is Actually A Clueless Simp' Expansion Pack that'll be hard to top for the quality content and controversy their woman-repelling words inspired. Dick/simptexts is like a Salmon Rushdie/Satanic Verses of when it comes to hollaing @t hoes in text message format. Old news I know, but seeing Georgie Cuckz's screenshot of 4chan dropping top-rope elbows on his texting game's dead n rotting corpse, reminded me of just how worse than useless Dick's 'flirt messaging ' game is. He probably cockblocks himself with that shit, all the dimepiece hoes, literal hoes, thots, egirls and random normie bishes all over the internet, that'd love to go to LA for a 'famous radio show', but Dick's too-creepy, too-much, too-little, too-lame textual assaults make both professional and amateur thot's serial-offendar ping, and their DMs slam shut in Dick's face. smdh @ such a shameful piteous display. I bet if we made a random simptext generator, cultivating Dick's own simptext prose into new, better texts and allowing us to spam what are now flirtatious texts at every single hot girl's account we scroll by wherever we surf online. Every last active account on KF participating, 24/7 for a week total, and they would land nothing, not even a DM invite. Those words themselves are now tainted, with a stain so gay and flaccid that they're a curse to any vagina anywhere. They may even cause the most beat-up, shot-out, prolapsed boipussy to shrivel back in on itself and close to penetration forever, such is their poison to passion, lust, romance, and fucktime morale

Pat is the guy Peach is currently dating...

 

[tantric_depressive]

Pat is the guy Peach is currently dating...

And you were rating me autistic? Lol, you human nuance illiterate literal mutant. Get up out my quote box, freak, til you learn to read 3 emotions and 2 faces.

edit : hold up a second, wait - I'm sorry I offended your simp sensibilities, but simps are the absolute worst, bro, why? Unless you're Pat or Peach?

edit again : lol, you probably are now that I think about it. Can dumb autistic posting be considered an opsec problem? even if you end up not being either, your posting is so gay n shitty that multiple Kiwis probably gonna waste time checking your post history, smh

last edit : if you Peach, then hit up my DMs, bootyboo. I wanna talk to you about sex dungeons