Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
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I've known several white people that did prison time because they were too poor to afford a good lawyer, and got stuck with a court-appointed attorney who didn't give a single fuck about them.

It just shows how retarded tess is.

I'm in the south and if you are poor and white, you are staying in jail without hope.
Public defenders are a little better in places like Knoxville but here in cletus holler if you are poor and white you are screwed.

But who needs facts when posting woke crap on IG.
 
I've known several white people that did prison time because they were too poor to afford a good lawyer, and got stuck with a court-appointed attorney who didn't give a single fuck about them.

Exactly.

Your finances basically - and unfortunately - decide the level and competency and give-a-shit of your representation, no matter where you live and the competency and give-a-shit of your representation has a great deal of bearing on how your case goes in court. You get the state-appointed 'free' representation, good fucking luck, they're overloaded with cases, they may be doing that work because they're idealistic or because it's the only thing they could find because they're not very good. You pay big money to a top law firm, you will more likely get off if there's a chance for that or get a lesser sentenceif convicted because they presented better mitigation or made a better deal. It's how it works round the damn world.

Now the fact that certain demographics tend to offend a lot AND have less money than average may possibly explain why certain demographics get the fuzzy end of the lollipop in these matters and are overrepresented in prison populations.

You know, just a wild theory. No wait, everything is just a huge white conspiracy, that must be it. The existence of black judges in the USA of course has nothing to do with anything. They must all have internalised waycism or something,
 
Welp, guess she spent them right back down to ramen and cup noodles until the end of the month. That one check went to rent, car payments, credit cards, and other bills I'm sure they were extremely behind on. Good thing they took that trip to Palm Springs to show off that moddle lifestyle!

Speaking of, Tess also sold the photos of her vacation to US Magazine (archived article), and apparently the dreadful string bikini she wore was sponsored.
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So between her magazine check, her Fashion to Figure check, and her Flabletics check, they're living large enough to afford... bottom shelf cheap eats from the 7/11. Life has come full circle for "the world's first size 22 supermodel".
 
1. agree. Sounds a bit childish, but agree. However, what is 'right' is somewhat relative.
2. Tess, honey, stop.
3. What does this do? Does anyone actually use references from Tess?
4. LMAO, is she trying to say that 'historical trauma' is to blame for eating disorders? Whatever you say, Tess.
5. Wondering if she's telling the truth here or trying to pretend she's super popular.
6. Girl violates probation. Girl goes back to jail. What doesn't make sense about it? If a condition of her probation was to do her schoolwork and keep her grades up, then it makes perfect sense.
 
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Okay, so Tess made a few videos on her Instagram story about being parked next to a police car and people selling Trump merchandise. She’s very angry, and it’s hilarious.

Oh nooooo, how dare they sell merchandise of a politician you don’t like. If they were selling Trump sheet cakes, she’d waddle over and buy one to scarf down in the car.
 
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Okay, so Tess made a few videos on her Instagram story about being parked next to a police car and people selling Trump merchandise. She’s very angry, and it’s hilarious.

Tess you should be thankful to live in a country where people can openly support their candidate and don't be murdered. Also you look really classy as always.

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"The opportunity is presenting itself.." What does that mean, Tess? Is that a threat? What the fuck are you going to do? Drive your car through their stall? Go home, make some top ramen, and be a parent to your children, you fraudulent heifer.
 
I doubt Tess said anything to the Trump merchandise sellers, especially with the cops there.
She's got a big mouth, but she's actually nothing but a big fat chickenshit.
Emphasis on FAT.
She didn’t, but she did loudly blast the “F$&@ Donald Trump” song while passing the merchandise sellers by in her car. Still, the video footage of her rant is priceless. It needs to be on here because seeing Tess get angry over little things is hilarious.
 
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