Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

Looks like Tess got more cupcakes

 

[melty]

WTF is she talking about? What did they do that she's proud of??
I guess whatever it is isn't as important as making sure everybody knows she knows them..

 

[multiverse]

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Looks like Tess got more cupcakes

Well, if the price of getting free advertising for your small local makeup company is four cupcakes and then this fat bitch does whatever you want, that's probably a sound investment.

 

[SnarkySperg]

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Dude, her HANDS.

 

[Constellationzero]

Tess you should be thankful to live in a country where people can openly support their candidate and don't be murdered. Also you look really classy as always.

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Dandruff: Check
Pitted complexion: Check
Excess Face grease: Check
Livestock Come-Along Ring: Check
Blackheads: Check
Biting the insides of my cheeks and doing the dead SPED mouth to look sexeh: Check

Is this greasy pedophile lover trying to look "Philosophical" or "Thoughtful" as she lobs grade school personal attacks at people who disagree with her world view?

 

[Pina Colada]

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Never have I thought I would see the day where her ham hocks are collapsing in on themselves.

 

[Constellationzero]

"The opportunity is presenting itself.." What does that mean, Tess? Is that a threat? What the fuck are you going to do? Drive your car through their stall? Go home, make some top ramen, and be a parent to your children, you fraudulent heifer.

No.
You REALLY PISSED HER OFF NOW.
Tess is going to get several new tattoos tard scribbles, a sheet cake, ten champagne cakes, and some more of those Lee Press on Nails that look like they were picked out of some dumpster behind the CVS,

And let out a NICE. LONG. WET. FART.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Dude, her HANDS.

They look scary. It's like her wrist and hand is detachable. How is that not alarming to her? And I have not even got into the obvious sun damage. Does she never wear sunblock? She's a "fashun moddle" but she doesn't seem to worry about taking care of her skin much less the rest of her body.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Dude, her HANDS.

Between this and her turning nearly purple beetus feet...
She is so screwed .
I hope 24hr palm springs rentals, free bakery goods and Fabfitfun boxes were truly worth it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Tess has always been notice me southern senpai with Dolly.


Dolly has worked her ass off, taken care of her whole family, employs thousands of people in Tennessee (she is a saint here, even on a state license plate), helped raise the high school graduation rate in a part of Tennessee, is insanely passionate about childhood literary/education...she would be absolutely appalled by someone like Tess.

But Dolly would have way too much class to ever say anything bad about Tess in public.

And Dolly has a service that gifts free books to children. Someone signed my youngest son up for the books when he was little, it was wonderful to get a free book every now and then.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

But Dolly would have way too much class to ever say anything bad about Tess in public.

And Dolly has a service that gifts free books to children. Someone signed my youngest son up for the books when he was little, it was wonderful to get a free book every now and then.

The Imagination Library is such a great charity

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

But Dolly would have way too much class to ever say anything bad about Tess in public.

And Dolly has a service that gifts free books to children. Someone signed my youngest son up for the books when he was little, it was wonderful to get a free book every now and then.

Exactly.

Dolly/her social media people, respond to fans, especially those with Dolly tattoos or other forms of fan devotion.
In this case, it is better left unsaid/untouched

Yes, I love that service.
That is what the extra cost of the Dolly Tennessee license plate goes towards...Dolly's Imagination Library book program.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Exactly.

Dolly/her social media people, respond to fans, especially those with Dolly tattoos or other forms of fan devotion.
In this case, it is better left unsaid/untouched

Yes, I love that service.
That is what the extra cost of the Dolly Tennessee license plate goes towards...Dolly's Imagination Library book program.

Has she ever mentioned Tess or her tattoo?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Has she ever mentioned Tess or her tattoo?

Not that I know of.
I haven't had social media in over a year, so I can't see much, so i could be wrong.
However , in the past I've noticed people like Dolly or Loretta Lynn...they only respond /repost "safe" fans.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Not that I know of.
I haven't had social media in over a year, so I can't see much, so i could be wrong.
However , in the past I've noticed people like Dolly or Loretta Lynn...they only respond /repost "safe" fans.

Yeah, I can see where Dolly would get an earful if she acknowledged Tess' groveling.
Good for Dolly.

 

[CobraPlissken]

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They look scary. It's like her wrist and hand is detachable. How is that not alarming to her? And I have not even got into the obvious sun damage. Does she never wear sunblock? She's a "fashun moddle" but she doesn't seem to worry about taking care of her skin much less the rest of her body.

Holy shit.

It looks like she might be able to peel her hand off as if it's a glove (and probably reveal a pig hoof underneath it).

 

[JambledUpWords]

Not that I know of.
I haven't had social media in over a year, so I can't see much, so i could be wrong.
However , in the past I've noticed people like Dolly or Loretta Lynn...they only respond /repost "safe" fans.

That’s good. The last thing Tess needs is acknowledgment from her. Tess is very vulgar and rude and would tarnish Dolly’s image. Tess is also an attention whore and would probably tag Dolly at any chance she could afterwards to get that dopamine rush. She may love Dolly, but she loves to clout chase even more.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Holy shit.

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It looks like she might be able to peel her hand off as if it's a glove (and probably reveal a pig hoof underneath it).

I wonder how much of that drink is water, and how much is vodka?

 

[CobraPlissken]

I wonder how much of that drink is water, and how much is vodka?

Given how poorly photographed and modeled this sponsored post was, and knowing it's probably for one of the last few companies still willing to pay her...I'd guess it's mostly vodka in there.