WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[TheGoutburglar]

But Khannetkhet doesn't have that magical Seattle Air™ which cured his gout and the herniated disk on his bhek. If he goes back there all of those maladies he was afflicted with will flare back up.

It says a lot about Phil the fact that 1) he obviously REALLY doesn't want to be near his parents, and 2) doesn't have the cajones to actually just say that. I mean I don't give a fuck if he hates his parents, in fact there are a lot of things about Phil that I wouldn't judge him for if he would straight-up admit the truth without any semantics or bullshit. Like not wanting to be around his parents, or not being able to beat a boss like Ludwig the Accursed, or his insistence on acting like he has hair when he doesn't. He's such a pussy about it all, and it's pathetic.

From what I remember he has created another faction, he is the sole member of it and applications for new members are closed.

He would probably open it up if it wouldn't immediately be assaulted by applications from trolls. Not that that's anyone's fault but his, mind you.

 

[Schmeckel]

If Phil was smart

 

[Muppetmode]

If Phil was smart, he would move into his parents house and sell the WAKAHNDO. He would move into a paid off house and could invest the money from the sale of the kahndo into an IRA and other investments.

But this is Phil so this will never happen.

If phil was smart he’d stop the gatcha gambling or at least tune it down And invest in something. It’s not like he has a lot of overhead streaming

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

If phil was smart he’d stop the gatcha gambling or at least tune it down And invest in something. It’s not like he has a lot of overhead streaming

He’d also understand that the more you lie about something, the worse it gets. A lesson that’s taught to and understood by small children.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Not as much as yours is

no u

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

If phil was smart he’d stop the gatcha gambling or at least tune it down And invest in something. It’s not like he has a lot of overhead streaming

If Phil was smart this section of the site wouldn't exist

 

[AnOminous]

If Phil was smart this section of the site wouldn't exist

If Phil was smart, he wouldn't have called himself "DarkSydePhil," adopted the "King of Hate" bullshit, and then spent years acting amazed that he attracted hate.

 

[Gramh]

"If Phil was smart" could be a 5000+ page thread and/or the biggest DSP meme.

 

[strandedcastaway]

If Phil was smart, he'd know the continuous coverup is what gets you in trouble, not the original lie.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

No that's a guy called the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase. His resemblance to Half a Mil Phil is purely coincidental.

They are however both massive cunts to people and obsessed with money, so I can see the confusion.

The difference is DiBiase is a kind, charitable and caring person when he’s not on camera and in character, while Phil is a massive douche 24/7.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

The difference is DiBiase is a kind, charitable and caring person when he’s not on camera and in character, while Phil is a massive douche 24/7.

I was gonna say that it's a testament to DiBiase's acting ability to be such a good person off camera and a completely lovable heel on camera.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I was gonna say that it's a testament to DiBiase's acting ability to be such a good person off camera and a completely lovable heel on camera.

It's interesting how a lot of rasslers who are known to play complete asshole heels are actually really nice guys in real life. Bobby Eaton is another example.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I was gonna say that it's a testament to DiBiase's acting ability to be such a good person off camera and a completely lovable heel on camera.

The worst heels are almost always total teddy bears in real life. Vader, one of the scariest motherfuckers inside the ring, would cry if he hurt an opponent that hadn’t agreed to work stiff.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Is Bray Wyatt now at a higher level?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Bray Wyatt

Is that the evil clown's name? I'll update my tracker sheet.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Is Bray Wyatt now at a higher level?

Yeah he has the 5-star version now

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just want to add that Bray Wyatt is the gayest name for a Juggalo I've ever heard.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Is that the evil clown's name? I'll update my tracker sheet.

The Fiend is the evil clown persona, Bray Wyatt is his cult leader/children's tv presenter gimmicks.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

gatcha gambling

At least gambling has the possibility of making more money.

Phil is simp whaling for the possibility of... cartoon jpegs of half naked oiled up men. Its not like he can even maybe flip that shit like Pokeeman cards.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Yeah he has the 5-star version now

Wait... So wrasslers can have 5 stars now? Phil gonna be spending more and more soon