Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Burn Book said:
Multi decade? Her speed is so impressive, she will burn everything to the ground within half a year.
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She already did more damage to Kyanka in six months than he'd managed by himself with ten years of nonstop drug abuse. It's actually impressive, like she's the perfect example of a BPD nutcase's capacity for destructiveness.
 
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Four more down since Monday. I imagine the remaining subscribers are just zombies that don't bother checking monthly credit card statements, and haven't looked to see what's up with Lowtax in months. Are they ever in for a fuckin surprise at this point.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
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Four more down since Monday. I imagine the remaining subscribers are just zombies that don't bother checking monthly credit card statements, and haven't looked to see what's up with Lowtax in months. Are they ever in for a fuckin surprise at this point.
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I've always been amazed how many morons will give $20 a month to some asshole who does literally nothing no matter how much of a useless prick he becomes, so it amazed me even more to see LowT's Patreon evaporate to near nothing so quickly.

Note, this is Jake "SecretGamerGrrl" Alley, a lolcow who literally does nothing but tweet about Gamergate in 2020.

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Someone put the cropped Lowtax stream from late June on YouTube in case anyone wants to re-watch this riveting cringe inducing entertainment again.

 
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AnOminous said:
I've always been amazed how many morons will give $20 a month to some asshole who does literally nothing no matter how much of a useless prick he becomes, so it amazed me even more to see LowT's Patreon evaporate to near nothing so quickly.

Note, this is Jake "SecretGamerGrrl" Alley, a lolcow who literally does nothing but tweet about Gamergate in 2020.

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Sounds similar to Lowtax's current strategy for rebuilding his fallen gaming garbage empire. Instead of actually running streams, he just rambles incessantly on Facebook. I'm sure the current excuse is that he just had neck surgery, and he's been bedridden the whole time beforehand from the pain except for the idiotic stream he did that dispelled any notion that he was in any pain that significant, but of course ignore that.
 
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Holocaust Mansplainer said:
Ashlis GoFundMe never got taken down. Lowtax had his lawyer threaten her with libel because of what she wrote there so she removed the description. Lowtax thought this meant it had been taken down and declared victory.
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Yeah, it got changed to a picture of food with the description saying that Ashli may not be "allowed" to accept the money since she qualified for legal aid, which wouldn't have been an issue if not for Lowtax's meddling. Later it was closed and the beneficiary name got changed to Megan Kyanka. We don't know if Megan just passed her the money under the table (and neither would admit that and they shouldn't) or was able to use it for the kids or what. I didn't donate but @Null would know if anything got refunded. If not then the money actually made it into someone's hands but Lowtax did his best to keep his youngest daughter from getting jack shit.

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Double checking, it seems to be one of the discords to which she's retreated, not B&R. The l aast time she banned/probate anyone was 26 June, so she hasn't been actively playing admin over the past 3 weeks.
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She'll be back as long as she has the admin star and isn't perma'd.
 
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Ghostse said:
Give it some time for Lowtax to burn through the money from the sale and reality to set in.
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I still think his long game right now is to get out of SA, then declare bankruptcy to wipe out the back taxes that he lacks the talent or sense of adult responsibility to pay for. I'm not entirely sure how bankruptcy would influence his custody or child support issues, but overall his ex wives can't take what he doesn't have, probably giving him another opportunity to screech about vindication on Facebook.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
I still think his long game right now is to get out of SA, then declare bankruptcy to wipe out the back taxes that he lacks the talent or sense of adult responsibility to pay for. I'm not entirely sure how bankruptcy would influence his custody or child support issues, but overall his ex wives can't take what he doesn't have, probably giving him another opportunity to screech about vindication on Facebook.
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He's going to blow all the SA money on more pills and booze and probably another insane BPD girlfriend, then declare bankruptcy and go live with his mom until she dies and he inherits everything. Then the cycle starts over
 
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Let that KM shit sink in again: She started a fundraiser for an "emergency account" to "help PoC goons when they need it the most, for stuff like rent or electric bill and stuff", then after raising several thousand dollars, immediately declared that actually it was herself that needed the money the most, because as a "graphics designer/photographer/DJ/entertainment artist" she really needed an expensive new PC, with a top end graphics card for all that graphics uh, processing and stuff or whatever, thanks goons!

FYAD mocked the entire thing and she mumbles some shit about racism and the entire thing gets squashed by the mods.

Note that this is not even the first massive scam to come from SA, and certainly wasn't the last. There are all kinds of not-really-creative but effective ways to scam the shit out of goons. Bro Aziz needs size 73 pants, and they're like 4,000$ come on goons!
 
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