🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Dick masterson interviews Ralph on the simpshow about his new gf.
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MediocreMilt said:
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Aww what's wrong Ralph? Don't you wanna come here and defend your daughter's honor? Don't want to tell us how we're all jealous of your potato girlfriend that you likely lured to your hovel with free drugs and alcohol... or candy? Also Mr. Free Speech here sure does seem to have a lot of comments in his responses that agree with him for some odd reason, I can only imagine why:
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Remember when Ralph thought blocking and banning people was gay? I remember:
 
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One thread roasts their chestnuts and suddenly the whole site is "moving in the wrong direction". I thought we were the outliers on the site and did not represent it as a whole? What the fuck are they even talking about anymore? Relax @theralph you're just getting made fun of on the internet.
 
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One thread roasts their chestnuts and suddenly the whole site is "moving in the wrong direction".
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Ralph is a dopamine motivated hypocrite. Not surprising, considering he's a fat drug addict. He'll white knight or turn on someone solely based on if they make him feel good or bad. His grudge with Sargon started when he felt snubbed by Sargon, but a few months ago he wanted to try being friends with Sargon cause Sargon defended him on something. Its why he defended Quartering for so long, cause one time Quartering defended him. He turns on people like Null just for not defending him enough, which means they're siding against him, of course.

Doxing people is wrong... unless its someone who wronged Ralph. Banning is gay, unless its someone who wronged Ralph. He doesn't have principles or believes, in reality. He's solely motivated by if someone or something makes him feel good or bad. He's your friend and defends you no matter what if you stroke his ego. He lashes out in anger and would slit your throat without hesitation if he even perceived you as to be trying to wrong him.

I'd bet money that if Null came out and said nice things about Ralph, defended Ralph, or helped Ralph somehow, that Ralph would 180 on him immediately. Ralph is so predictable like that. Likewise, if all this was said about and happened to someone Ralph didn't like, he'd think Kiwifarms was moving in the right direction. 100% motivated to judge something as right or wrong by how it affects his ego/dopamine.
 
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Ralph and his jannies are back in cope mode this is one of the longest Twitter rants from him I've seen in a while, Ralph is totally not mad:

Still obsessed with Null's penis:
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We aren't about facts, I think Ralph has us confused with his tabloid site:
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Once again accuses the farms of deleting info (without evidence):
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Shannon the First Fag and inventor of the internet says the site has gone in the wrong direction (he's probably still mad Daddy Jim got doxed):
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One of Ralph's groomed fans decides to chime in:
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Shannon thinks Josh wants Ralph "gone" the corn meme really gets under their skin:
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No one has watched you long term Ralph lol:
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And again talking about Null's penis and how he's insanely jealous he's not fucking "hot" 18 year old high school girls:
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Hi @theralph how's Faith's depression treating you? Did you buy her some clean razor blades so when she cuts herself she doesn't get an infection? Has she made you a drawing to put on your fridge yet?
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Breaking News: Ethan Ralph is a thin-skinned, morbidly obese, f-slur who cries all day on twitter.

 
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Imagine this scene... imagine being Shannon the First Fag, imagine cuffing the micropenis of your master Ethan Ralph as he sits on his gamer chair throne in his closet studio while Ralph's daughter Faith is crying in the corner with razor blade in hand and Ralph's mother lays in the bed in the opposite corner mumbling to herself... Faith has already cut herself on every extremity and has started cutting her gunt. Now imagine Ralph getting the Rwanda messages sent to him by one of his little Gators, he puffs up his gunt in glee and squeals in dolphin "Jersh and his broken penis are moving to Africa!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!". He screams as he knocks over 3 empty bottles of Makers Mark. He picks up his phone and tweets out his happiness at this revelation... he looks down at Shannon, as he keels at his feet looking up to him as he cuffs the micropenis, the look he gives is Shannon's queue to grab his phone with his free hand and respond to his master's tweet:
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This is just sad, this isn't even Vee tier... this is literal "m'lady fedora tip" shit, every single time Shannon comes with his broom to defend Ralph's honor or make his little boomer tier low IQ interactions. This is why the Simpspiracy was a thing, it's because of homosexual activities like this.
 
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