Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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I know this is about Corona and shit but this just reads like the usual European internet user shitting on Americans for whatever weird reason it is kek, same shit different day. Also who the fuck says "cocoon"? Are we gonna transform or something by staying inside?
They imagine the world outside will be transformed. One day, in 2022, they will all emerge pale and blinking into the sun. The unmasked Drumphers will all be dead because they didn't #staythefuckhome and paid the price for their hubris. They will be greeted warmly by the new masters of civilization, black men and transwomen, and take their place in this new society as gender consultants and video game reviewers.
 
so how is Cuomo gonna enforce this 2000 dollar fine?
With the same police NYC (and other cities in New York maybe, I dunno) is slashing the budget to of course. Sucks if you're getting your house broken into, cops gotta write another mask ticket! It'll all be good until the police accost a black guy for not wearing a mask and he says "I ain't payin' shit muhfugga" and pulls a knife or gun and starts fighting the cops and eats a bullet.
 
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>oral-fecal transmission
Why are you eating poo in the first place? Also holy shit that website is atrocious

Yeah its from 2002ish but i think he may have nailed it.

Would make sense. A blast from your ass would spread the virus..and not a cough. This is how SARS got around in 2003.

Maybe we should be wearing filtered underwear and not masks and discourage public restroom use. If you can smell it...you are eating it
 
With the same police NYC (and other cities in New York maybe, I dunno) is slashing the budget to of course. Sucks if you're getting your house broken into, cops gotta write another mask ticket! It'll all be good until the police accost a black guy for not wearing a mask and he says "I ain't payin' shit muhfugga" and pulls a knife or gun and starts fighting the cops and eats a bullet.
lol I've been out of NYC twice this week alone XD not fined once.
 
Going to use this thread as my lockdown-related MATI containment zone until getting threadbanned and/or a debate thread.
As are Cosmos, Bunny Tracks, and ProgKing of the North and they're all pretty awesome and chill in my book.
As I previous sperged about and got ~20 fedoras for, anyone who's pro-lockdown is automatically on the same level as the worst SJWs.

Though I'll bother to explain my autistic rationale this time:
As someone who honestly sorta questions the idea of prisons, the one thing more important than freedom of speech is freedom of movement. When I was learning about the fucking black death in middle school, I made up my mind that lockdowns shouldn't happen even with diseases like that, so I'm sure as hell not going to support them with something like this. In fact, I was whiteknighting Bernie in January-March nearly completely because pro-lockdown seemed to be the de facto right-wing stance, and that alone was enough to make me side with the liberals.

As I said earlier in this thread, during all the previous shit, I could just tell myself to calm down and focus on succeeding in school, even with the UConn incident despite haunting me quite a bit. This? My "mild" GAD has flaired up to the point I'm self-harming and smashing shit just to somewhat alleviate the most unbearable pain I've ever had to deal with.

I can't just "focus on acing school" like before because that's ruined. Can't hang out with my friends IRL nor talk about completely unrelated shit because it's actually affecting everyone. Even if I didn't drop my summer classes, I couldn't just talk/listen to the others in the classroom about random shit and witness IRL autism like last year. Can't go to the library and talk with friends about vidya and classes while scrolling through KF with my back and laptop screen against the wall. Clown World has never really affected me other than ruining the internet, but now it's (in my view) fundamentally fucked up my life.

I've thought it through, and I'd genuinely view a hypothetical retarded ANTIFA ancom who wants to ban hate speech and guns but is anti-lockdown as higher than someone who's pro-lockdown but sides with me on everything else. Every few hours, a bunch of posts over the past four months, the users who posted them and indirectly condone fucking up my life and psyche this badly, and all the effects of the lockdown start building up in my head until I have an anxiety attack and write an angry post and/or lash out IRL. I've realized that replying to posts that really set me off and personally attacking the users on the spot drastically reduces the pain in my chest that comes back to haunt me. I'm shocked most of those cathartic posts haven't been inundated with fedoras.
 
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With all the talk of schools opening and parents being against it, I thought of something important.

IF YOU ARE A PARENT PLANNING TO KEEP YOUR KIDS HOME, MAKE SURE YOU ARE COMPLYING WITH YOUR STATE'S HOMESCHOOLING REGULATIONS OR THERE MAY BE TRUANCY AND/OR NEGLECT CHARGES IN YOUR FUTURE!

Sorry for the shouting but this is very important. If a kid is registered to attend a certain school, they are expected to be at that school if it is open. Kids are only allowed a certain amount of "sick days" before it's considered truancy and parents can be harassed by Child Protective Services and charged with neglect.
Go to your state's Department Of Education website and snoop around until you find what you need to do to keep your kids home. Home School Legal Defense Association might be helpful too. https://hslda.org/
 
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Going to use this thread as my lockdown-related MATI containment zone until getting threadbanned and/or a debate thread.

As I previous sperged about and got ~20 fedoras for, anyone who's pro-lockdown is automatically on the same level as the worst SJWs.

Though I'll bother to explain my autistic rationale this time:
As someone who honestly sorta questions the idea of prisons, the one thing more important than freedom of speech is freedom of movement. When I was learning about the fucking black death in middle school, I made up my mind that lockdowns shouldn't happen even with diseases like that, so I'm sure as hell not going to support them with something like this. In fact, I was whiteknighting Bernie in January-March nearly completely because pro-lockdown to be the de facto right-wing stance, and that alone was enough to make me side with the liberals.

As I said earlier in this thread, during all the previous shit, I could just tell myself to calm down and focus on succeeding in school, even with the UConn incident despite haunting me quite a bit. This? My "mild" GAD has flaired up to the point I'm self-harming and smashing shit just to somewhat alleviate the most unbearable pain I've ever had to deal with.

I can't just "focus on acing school" like before because that's ruined. Can't hang out with my friends IRL nor talk about completely unrelated shit because it's actually affecting everyone. Even if I didn't drop my summer classes, I couldn't just talk/listen to the others in classroom about random shit and witness IRL autism like last year. Can't go to the library talk with friends about vidya and classes while scrolling through KF with my back and laptop screen against the wall. Clown World has never really affected me other than ruining the internet, but now it's (in my view) fundamentally fucked up my life.

I've thought it through, and I'd genuinely view a hypothetical retarded ANTIFA ancom who wants to ban hate speech and guns but is anti-lockdown as higher than someone who's pro-lockdown but sides with me on everything else. Every few hours, a bunch of posts over the past four months, the users who posted them and indirectly condone fucking up my life and psyche this badly, and all the effects of the lockdown start building up in my head until I have an anxiety attack and write an angry post and/or lash out IRL. I've realized that replying to posts that really set me off and personally attacking the users on the spot drastically reduces the pain in my chest that comes back to haunt me. I'm shocked most of those cathartic posts haven't been inundated with fedoras.

Lol and you say you have a 148 IQ. Totally legit guys.

I bet you're anti-mask, too
 
I bet you're anti-mask, too
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Going to use this thread as my lockdown-related MATI containment zone until getting threadbanned and/or a debate thread.

As I previous sperged about and got ~20 fedoras for, anyone who's pro-lockdown is automatically on the same level as the worst SJWs.

Though I'll bother to explain my autistic rationale this time:
As someone who honestly sorta questions the idea of prisons, the one thing more important than freedom of speech is freedom of movement. When I was learning about the fucking black death in middle school, I made up my mind that lockdowns shouldn't happen even with diseases like that, so I'm sure as hell not going to support them with something like this. In fact, I was whiteknighting Bernie in January-March nearly completely because pro-lockdown to be the de facto right-wing stance, and that alone was enough to make me side with the liberals.

As I said earlier in this thread, during all the previous shit, I could just tell myself to calm down and focus on succeeding in school, even with the UConn incident despite haunting me quite a bit. This? My "mild" GAD has flaired up to the point I'm self-harming and smashing shit just to somewhat alleviate the most unbearable pain I've ever had to deal with.

I can't just "focus on acing school" like before because that's ruined. Can't hang out with my friends IRL nor talk about completely unrelated shit because it's actually affecting everyone. Even if I didn't drop my summer classes, I couldn't just talk/listen to the others in classroom about random shit and witness IRL autism like last year. Can't go to the library talk with friends about vidya and classes while scrolling through KF with my back and laptop screen against the wall. Clown World has never really affected me other than ruining the internet, but now it's (in my view) fundamentally fucked up my life.

I've thought it through, and I'd genuinely view a hypothetical retarded ANTIFA ancom who wants to ban hate speech and guns but is anti-lockdown as higher than someone who's pro-lockdown but sides with me on everything else. Every few hours, a bunch of posts over the past four months, the users who posted them and indirectly condone fucking up my life and psyche this badly, and all the effects of the lockdown start building up in my head until I have an anxiety attack and write an angry post and/or lash out IRL. I've realized that replying to posts that really set me off and personally attacking the users on the spot drastically reduces the pain in my chest that comes back to haunt me. I'm shocked most of those cathartic posts haven't been inundated with fedoras.
look at florida, Florida is a good example as to why lock downs are needed, I'm already getting spamfucked by friends down south to come move back to ga as jacksonville is already trying to hire as many nurses as possible.
I'm not for total lock downs but lockdown hotspots is the necessary to stop the spread. if people just did their fucking duty and swallowed temporary inconvenience we wouldn't be in this position.
 
CA's contact tracers are apparently overwhelmed and outnumbered. Hey, I'm willing to do my part by never responding to any "contact tracer". 😆 NFG.


 
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