Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Chan the Wizard]

@Mormon BPD Cokewhore post the messages Momtax sent you.

 

[Haramburger]

Unbanned her.

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Do not engage Null! Now that her pussylips have crushed Kyanka it craves fresh administrator. She knows you're on the hunt for a tradwife and will pretend to make eggs and do laundry!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Do not engage Null! Now that her pussylips have crushed Kyanka it craves fresh administrator. She knows you're on the hunt for a tradwife and will pretend to make eggs and do laundry!

Come on, Dude. Never going to happen. She first needs to mukbang on the daily.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao Logan is so starved for attention she came to post here. Wait a few hours and she'll be despondent again

I was the one who reported her lol. I'm not usually a huge ratfinkovich but the one thing I report 100% of the fucking time is people claiming to be the cow. They need to be verified or fuck off.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

@Mormon BPD Cokewhore post the messages Momtax sent you.

Lmao Logan is so starved for attention she came to post here. Wait a few hours and she'll be despondent again

Logan to win the farms over, please do the following.

1. Post mom tax.

2. Tell us something embarrassing or interesting about Rich.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I was the one who reported her lol. I'm not usually a huge ratfinkovich but the one thing I report 100% of the fucking time is people claiming to be the cow. They need to be verified or fuck off.

And the only attention for BPD cokewhores should be "tits or gtfo" until they verify.

 

[AnOminous]

And the only attention for BPD cokewhores should be "tits or gtfo" until they verify.

The one thing that is guaranteed thread death is rampant attention whores. They have to understand up front that they do not have a guaranteed supply and they can be cut off the instant they get out of line.

 

[Godbert Manderville]

I thought you guys had questions, this is so dumb and gay

Okay, here's some genuine questions, let's see if you ever answer.

Why do you think you are deserving of any kind of sympathy when you displayed such cruelty in attacking Ashley, at the same time as taking residence in the home of her and her child as she sat broke and broken in a woman's shelter, while you fucked her still-legal husband?

Why should anyone believe your apologies to Ashley when you always try to make out it was Lowtax who tricked you into that cruelty, instead of just admitting you are a trash tier person who does that kind of thing and that you will start working on not being a trash tier person who does that kind of thing?

 

[White Devil]

Okay, here's some genuine questions, let's see if you ever answer.

Why do you think you are deserving of any kind of sympathy when you displayed such cruelty in attacking Ashley, at the same time as taking residence in the home of her and her child as she sat broke and broken in a woman's shelter, while you fucked her still-legal husband?

Why should anyone believe your apologies to Ashley when you always try to make out it was Lowtax who tricked you into that cruelty, instead of just admitting you are a trash tier person who does that kind of thing and that you will start working on not being a trash tier person who does that kind of thing?

Lol you know this dumb whore won't answer any of these questions because she won't get to portray herself as the victim.

 

[AnOminous]

Why should anyone believe your apologies to Ashley when you always try to make out it was Lowtax who tricked you into that cruelty, instead of just admitting you are a trash tier person who does that kind of thing and that you will start working on not being a trash tier person who does that kind of thing?

BPDs never face the fact they're garbage or ever do anything to stop being garbage. They sometimes learn they have to pretend they understand that to get sympathy and asspats and then go do exactly the same kind of shit behavior again. I may be exaggerating with "never" but it takes something on the level of finding Jesus or some shit, a Saul on the road to Damascus moment.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The one thing that is guaranteed thread death is rampant attention whores. They have to understand up front that they do not have a guaranteed supply and they can be cut off the instant they get out of line.

And to make this clear for everybody waking up, she had registered on a new unverified sockpuppet account to post incoherence. The account has been merged.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Maybe the pussy was that good?

It’s never that good.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

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Ohhh he "buttmad."

Lowtax, has it occurred to you that some of us are playing up your alleged abusiveness because you've simply been a prick to people for years and nobody is wanting to stand by you because of your behavior?

I've wanted to like you since I joined SA. You undid all that, by your behavior, once to me (won't dox myself--you never knew me, you just listened to your friends... and where are they now?) and to others throughout the year. I'd have forgiven you if you ever developed as a human being, but you never did. We even tried to warn you about shmorky, sure, we laughed about it an shit, but just because we are trolls that like a laugh doesn't mean we're not also telling you the truth. THIS FORUM ALSO TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT LOGAN YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT.

edit: yeah, I deserve the autistic ratings, I just woke up--I just think Lowtax is, on top of being a cow, a scammer and he's been nasty to people for years. What goes around comes around.

 

[AnOminous]

THIS FORUM ALSO TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT LOGAN YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT.

To be fair, one of the funniest things about KF is giving good advice to lolcows, literally knowing it's very likely they'll do the exact opposite out of spite, just to watch the hilarious results of their stupidity. My favorite threads are about exactly that kind of shit, a lolcow violently reacting against good advice, doing the opposite, and paying the price. It's great, it's a morality play, instant karma, whatever you want to call it.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Its very easy to hate Lowtax for being a lazy, uncaring, idiotic dumbass, but I hope that maybe having to stop caring about a website filled with the most mentally psychotic fucktards on the internet not on REEEra all the time gives him at least a bit of mental peace. I'm surprised he lasted this long, I consider myself sane and wouldn't have tolerated his userbase for more than a year, even before they became dick-snipping, circle-jerking, holier-than-thou bitches.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

The virgin Low(TESTOSTERONE)Tax VS The Chad Null

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

It is funny she did nothing with our advice, it's why we have stuff like that in the guidelines below.

Also, of course Lowtax only knows how to disappoint. I grew up on 4chan hoping he would either fuck up or spite Something Awful out of existence, but of course as is Lowtax, I am left disappointed and laughing at how disappointed I am. Lowtax, the gift that keeps ongiving.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

It’s never that good.

I bet Lowtax never got laid, she just teased him and led him around. He wants people to think he got laid.

To be fair, one of the funniest things about KF is giving good advice to lolcows, literally knowing it's very likely they'll do the exact opposite out of spite, just to watch the hilarious results of their stupidity. My favorite threads are about exactly that kind of shit, a lolcow violently reacting against good advice, doing the opposite, and paying the price. It's great, it's a morality play, instant karma, whatever you want to call it.

Lowtax takes it to a whole 'nother level though. He doesn't go out of his way to do the opposite, he just gets angry and then when we (or SASS, or whomever) end up being right he acts like he just had no idea.

It's true I hate Lowtax a lot, I verge on a-logging him, but honestly I think he's a sociopath, just fortunately too dumb and lazy to do much damage in the world. I hate this kind of sociopathy in anyone.

He likely escalated shit with Logan and she is totally BPD playing it up. No doubt about it, there's not a shred of sincerity in her whining. Lowtax isn't much better, so either way you're stuck defending a total asshole, and I might as well side against the asshole that has been being a jerk to people for far longer and coasting on easy money he lucked into. Lowtax took advantage of a lot of people, and I don't just mean banning them of the forums if they were funnier or disagreed with him (which he did, a LOT) but he'd genuinely just ban anyone that complained about not getting a service they paid for (such as the broken archives, he'd gladly take your money then ban you if you realized they didn't actually function).

That's why I hate Lowtax, beyond being a cow he's also a lazy con artist.

Logan is a walking pile of ruin, any dude experienced with relationships on any level would know that. She's very immature and narcissistic. Slayed by his own hand in the end, really, at this point his own personal negligence on determining her character is his own responsibility.

 

[AnOminous]

He likely escalated shit with Logan and she is totally BPD playing it up. No doubt about it, there's not a shred of sincerity in her whining. Lowtax isn't much better, so either way you're stuck defending a total asshole, and I might as well side against the asshole that has been being a jerk to people for far longer and coasting on easy money he lucked into.

I don't really see it as siding with, like there's some dumb "Team LowT" and "Team Logan" going on. They're both trash. I just frankly think that the man who hit a woman is generally in the wrong. And in this case, really in the wrong. I'm not even making a universal rule of "never hit a woman" (even though I was raised that way), but you certainly do not hit a woman for fucking waking you up.

LowT was the person with all the power in the relationship and while the person he chose to get in a relationship with is absolutely insane, the choice was entirely his. Other people get involved with crazies, end it, and aren't the ones who got violent. LowT is not this person. LowT acted in accordance with his general nature and long history of being violent towards women, and got violent.

I don't have to have a high opinion of Logan Day to think that LowT is absolute garbage and that, at least on some kind of comparative scale, Logan is at least marginally better.

 

[Beresford's Whip]

I bet Lowtax never got laid, she just teased him and led him around. He wants people to think he got laid.

He got her feet to his face, that's all he really needs.