Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Hey Logan, one question Null didn't ask that I wish he had, and perhaps you can answer it here: what was the deal with you calling Lowtax "sir"? He made a huge stink about how much he hated you doing that. Was it you trying to be overly businesslike? Was it a fetish for him? A fetish for you? Just you trying to be goofy/quirky and it annoyed him? Did it actually annoy him or was he just trying to make it look like he did to save face?

It's BDSM shit and Rich wanted her to stop fucking doing it in public because he knows it makes him look even worse than he already did. He probably thinks it hints at what specific weird ass fetish he's got, which makes me guess he's into Gor, since it's a favorite of borderline messes and spineless "edgy" mommy's boys who couldn't dominate a mouse given a block of cheddar. The guys who won't shut up about their "service" but actually washed out in basic, own big-looking motorcycles with lawnmower-size engines, and have those facebook profile pictures where they're grimacing with their dad's guns.

Richard's exactly like those guys in spirit, he's just had enough money to fail out of white color jobs and buy the trust fund baby Nissan (fucking seriously?) instead.
 

For those keeping track, Logan's appraisal on the woke feminist leftist uber-inclusive no-problematic-fun-allowed safe space of SA is currently "FUCK THAT FUCKING MENTALLY ILL DRUG ADDICT BITCH" for doing the Null interview, having previously been "Wow folx we need to really center Logan's trauma and hold space for the abuse she's suffered at the hands of repeat misogynist womxn beater L*wtax" when she repudiated KF, having still previously been "LOL THAT FUCKIN DRUGGY HO IS LYING SHE CRAY AF" when she posted here initially.

Imagine reversing your entire system morality and ethics 180 and back again based on whether the person in question is currently interacting with kiwi farms dot net or not. No wonder goons sucked Lowtax off for as long as they did: they're kindred spirits -- he literally doesn't have a spine and they metaphorically don't.
 
Honestly, it's arguably even worse, because Lowtax doesn't go full "woe is me" when someone doesn't like him. He at least gets mad.
 
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logan you need to process your trauma in a familiar set and setting. normal therapy isn't equipped to handle the extremely online. you gotta shitpost it out. you're a digital native and cesspool forums are the natural place to speak your truth.

also please do messy mukbang dirty feet vids
 
Lowtax, as per usual, is treating serious, credible allegations of abuse by cracking really unfunny jokes on Facebook rather than shutting the fuck up because he has a case pending.

Kind of wonder if the Null interview has the 'tax man rattled or something, since his tactic in the past has been to punch back at Logan immediately by dropping text receipts or posting anecdotal accounts of her being a nutcase; this time though, his response is almost verbatim to Peewee Herman's response copping to getting caught jacking off in a theater (https://youtu.be/FCxEAJGdIrs?t=80)

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You people hate me, goons hate me (they hated me before, but they hate me more now), Null just hit me up this morning and asked if I wanted to chat. I didn't even think it through. Bad decision, I guess.

Insecure and fishing for sympathy is the single most repellent trait. Your behavior turns off normal people, leaving only thirsty narcissists. You will never have a stable relationship with anybody, including yourself if you don't follow exactly the advice some life coach might give you: stay off the internet for a while, go to regular therapy, and do the homework your therapist gives you.

I doubt you would do any of those things because self absorbed people rarely follow through.
 
You people hate me, goons hate me (they hated me before, but they hate me more now), Null just hit me up this morning and asked if I wanted to chat. I didn't even think it through. Bad decision, I guess.

We wouldn't hate you if you interacted like a human being and stopped the "woe is me" crap. That's not going to fucking work here. You can make your case without the histrionics or calling us a bunch of racists or evil people or whatever. Whatever happened to goons needing a thick skin? Lowtax doesn't do this shit either and we already know that guy has mental problems and lies.

Goons have harassed tons of people, I'd been harassed by a goon years ago, blah blah, the biggest difference between KF and SA is that we don't have childish babytalk memes, we actually have thick skins, we don't get offended, and most importantly of all most of us actually DON'T pozload my negholep and actually do look down upon it.

If you want to be credible than be bigger than Lowtax and don't act like him. Who the fuck cares who doesn't like you? You're an adult. Stop caring about that. Most of us hate Richard more than we dislike you, and we don't inherently "want" to dislike you. Unlike goons we don't hate everyone outside of OUR OWN GODDAMNED FORUMS.

Insecure and fishing for sympathy is the single most repellent trait. Your behavior turns off normal people, leaving only thirsty narcissists. You will never have a stable relationship with anybody, including yourself if you don't follow exactly the advice some life coach might give you: stay off the internet for a while, go to regular therapy, and do the homework your therapist gives you.

I doubt you would do any of those things because self absorbed people rarely follow through.

Listen to this man. We're not saying this shit to upset you. I hope this is just you being young and influenced by a bad group of people (goons). I know you want to belong to a community and be respected and stuff, we all do, but goons are truly toxic in a way they say everyone else is. I've never been on a worse community on the internet and that includes reddit.

For the love of god get off of Something Awful. It's not a healthy place to be. I don't really know what happened between you and Lowtax, but Lowtax has always been perpetual manchild and you picked the wrong hero, honey.
 
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That was a good fuckin stream. Thanks to @Null , @Mormon BPD Cokewhore and all the goons blowing up her phone and screaming at her over Discord.
Good interview Null. She really showed her character here thanks to the way you steered the questions. It's obvious she loves the attention since she couldn't even mute discord while she talked to you. I still feel kind of bad for her, but if she really wanted this to blow over and not have all these people discussing her she, should get off the internet for awhile.
Without getting too personal, I think Logan is a sheltered young lady & who was starstruck & made some stupid mistakes. I feel genuinely bad for being so nasty because no one likes being told they're an asshole because a traumatic event triggered some genetic brain bullshit. BPD is awful because you're an asshole & don't know why, & even when people tell you what you're doing wrong, nobody seems to have a definitve answer on how to fix it. Once you sit down with a professional & get a clear idea of how to treat your shit, you still can't overturn your way of thinking around overnight. It's a lot of work. Years of work. But it's possible.

There's speculation about Logan faking & just kind of mouthing along, but I think her distress is genuine. She seems remorseful & has some insight on how to fix her behavior, which is a step in the right direction. & to be fair, mental illness is the biggest liar of them all. It tells you you're broken, you're worthless, your reality & experiences aren't real. You can hear her struggling to choose her words carefully like someone trying to rewire her own brain in real time. & that's what you have to do with personality disorders---rewire your brain.

You people hate me, goons hate me (they hated me before, but they hate me more now), Null just hit me up this morning and asked if I wanted to chat. I didn't even think it through. Bad decision, I guess.
Most people don't hate you. It's the forum culture to be contrarian. Wasn't old-school SA like that, too?

Take an Internet break. Don't post on social media for a few weeks, including on SA or KF. Take it really easy. See your therapist twice a week for a month or two, if you can. Ask your family for support. You need to be around family & friends, not Internet nobodies.
 
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