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[dismissfrogs]

Considering his humiliation fetish, he must secretly be in love with everyone posting here.

 

[Enoby Way]

Everyone is jumping straight to them cooking meth, but that is a bit extreme. What if they're just growing weed? That's been my theory all along.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Everyone is jumping straight to them cooking meth, but that is a bit extreme. What if they're just growing weed? That's been my theory all along.

That would require a lot more electricity than they have.

 

[Old Fart]

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This will surely end well.

An exciting new phase, Kevin actually going out in the world, alone. Can't wait for the forthcoming drama!

Any idea where this Hailey Adams is located? Portland?

Everyone is jumping straight to them cooking meth, but that is a bit extreme. What if they're just growing weed? That's been my theory all along.

That requires a tremendous amount of energy (remember they're off the grid and can barely run a computer), water and fertilisers. It may not pay off very well in places where it's legal and they're not going to do it illegally, for reasons mentioned before.

Edit: damn you, ninja Boris!

 

[Enoby Way]

Shows what I know about drugs lol. Thanks for the info. (Though they do live on a ranch, couldn't they just grow it out in the open away from the road, and use sunlight instead of electric lights?)

Credit card debt is really the most likely answer though.

I also want to add my vote to those who think it's insane that Kevin keeps posting publicly when he can't handle the consequences of it (ie a thread here). I think he does it because he believes he shouldn't have to deal with those consequences, and somehow for Kevvie, when he plans things he equates "unfair" with 'won't happen". Thus he is perpetually surprised when the unpleasant thing does happen.

Actually, typing it out like that makes it sound kind of like a symptom of a neurodevelopmental disorder. Is this kind of planning failure noticeable in many autistic people?

 

[constant exposure]

If it is a drug operation, it's pretty ingenious. The tranch is a perfect cover: not only do they have a front and money laundering operation in one, they can even milk naive chumps for free handouts.
But frankly, I doubt it. If they were involved with illegal activities, they probably wouldn't agree to high-profile interviews like the Vice one. Why draw needles attention to yourself? And they definitely wouldn't be encouraging randos to move in - more people, more liability.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Shows what I know about drugs lol. Thanks for the info. (Though they do live on a ranch, couldn't they just grow it out in the open away from the road, and use sunlight instead of electric lights?)

I've read several crime news segments with details like "a sudden and noticeable increase in electricity consumption", "purchased multiple IR lamps" and finally "officers found a small plantation of marijuana". Not common, but they happen once every three months or so around here.

I don't know about the weather in their general area, but it might not be humid, sunny or hot enough, kind of like how you need specific conditions to produce, say, grapes, or almonds, or pistachios.

Then again, hemp is pretty wide-spread, so I might be wrong.

Actually, typing it out like that makes it sound kind of like a symptom of a neurodevelopmental disorder, actually. Is this kind of planning failure noticeable in many autistic people?

I don't think it's a failure of planning, at least not in this sense. Autistic people have a very rigid, black-and-white mentality, and this would fall under "Why am I punished by out-groups for things my in-group encourages and rewards?" or maybe interruption of his routine.

Why draw needles attention to yourself? And they definitely wouldn't be encouraging randos to move in - more people, more liability.

IMO they're actually very selective of the "people" they let move in there. Except for KevKev, obviously, but for all their grandstanding about "creating a safe haven for vulnerable trans people", they sure as fuck aren't advertising any vacancies.

 

[illhavetwo]

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This will surely end well.

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Transfemininity being associated with sexuality and weird fetishes? How strange. It's almost like certain very vocal, visible members of the trans community won't shut the fuck up about their porn obsessions or their gross fetishes like diaper wetting .

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I have a feeling any new member of the ranch with a still functional penis has to go on "Kathryn duty" as a right of passage. Also... ew.

This is it. Kevin's number one fantasy, that of being "vaginally" penetrated by a penis aka am hole, is about to be fulfilled. Doing that for the first time is essentially his peak troondom - what he spent so much time money and headspace on. And we already know his dreams of getting "pounded" aren't going to happen. More like slowly and just the tip.

 

[James Howlett]

If it is a drug operation, it's pretty ingenious. The tranch is a perfect cover: not only do they have a front and money laundering operation in one, they can even milk naive chumps for free handouts.
But frankly, I doubt it. If they were involved with illegal activities, they probably wouldn't agree to high-profile interviews like the Vice one. Why draw needles attention to yourself? And they definitely wouldn't be encouraging randos to move in - more people, more liability.

The Vice article would actually make me less surprised and I could see a follow up along the lines of "Meet the Transgender Meth Dealing Alpaca Ranchers Shaking Up Capitalism in a Small Colorado Town" if if hasnt already been written.

 

[Paul Barker!]

Something about a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters..... god, I love the tranch saga. I’m so curious about how and whether their recent move-ins will work out. Whose actually going to want to stay in a tin cottage with no windows and minimal insulation?

 

[cheese shaped mouse]

I've read several crime news segments with details like "a sudden and noticeable increase in electricity consumption", "purchased multiple IR lamps" and finally "officers found a small plantation of marijuana". Not common, but they happen once every three months or so around here.

I don't know about the weather in their general area, but it might not be humid, sunny or hot enough, kind of like how you need specific conditions to produce, say, grapes, or almonds, or pistachios.

Then again, hemp is pretty wide-spread, so I might be wrong.

I don't think it's a failure of planning, at least not in this sense. Autistic people have a very rigid, black-and-white mentality, and this would fall under "Why am I punished by out-groups for things my in-group encourages and rewards?" or maybe interruption of his routine.

IMO they're actually very selective of the "people" they let move in there. Except for KevKev, obviously, but for all their grandstanding about "creating a safe haven for vulnerable trans people", they sure as fuck aren't advertising any vacancies.

It's in Colorado though, which is a legal state - not sure why a grow operation would be as big of a deal there?

If they are cooking meth, then Kevin isn't partaking in it given his physique.

 

[ValVenus]

This is it. Kevin's number one fantasy, that of being "vaginally" penetrated by a penis aka am hole, is about to be fulfilled. Doing that for the first time is essentially his peak troondom - what he spent so much time money and headspace on. And we already know his dreams of getting "pounded" aren't going to happen. More like slowly and just the tip.

I'm genuinely surprised that Kev is actually going to visit one of his online 'girlfriends' (who by the looks of things is batshit insane). Can't wait for the content (not like that )

Not much info from @desert_daisie who is the latest Troon Ranch member. I was hoping for some insight, especially with Penny and Kev away on the trip to Washington...

When he says 'trailer'....is this his own? I guess he's not in Tin Cottage anyway.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Pot is legal in Colorado. They can't sell it legally, though. Each person over 21 on that ranch can grow 6 plants (although no more than 3 can be flowering at one time). I still can't see them making enough money off that -- even selling it illegally -- for that to be their plan. I don't think they are cooking meth, but I am still open to the possibility that the shed is being prepared for something like that. It would be way more profitable. Credit card fraud might be more plausible, though. Just keep bringing in new troons (as long as they have room on their credit cards) and then kick them out when they run out of credit.

So, is Kevin flying out to see the "girlfriend" or is it going to be a ranch visit? Have Kev and this "girlfriend" ever met in real life before? Also, are they not worried about the coof?

Can't wait to hear Kev tell us how amazing his "dicking" is, assuming Hailey still has a lady dick. I'm sure Kev will tell us that it was everything he dreamed of and that girl orgasms are just so amazing. Different, of course, because we all know women are more turned on by cuddling than actual sex so that will completely explain why it is a more subtle, full body experience than a man's orgasm. Of course. We all know it will be code for couldn't orgasm and pretended that cuddling is better than sex because woman.

 

[ValVenus]

Pot is legal in Colorado. They can't sell it legally, though. Each person over 21 on that ranch can grow 6 plants (although no more than 3 can be flowering at one time). I still can't see them making enough money off that -- even selling it illegally -- for that to be their plan. I don't think they are cooking meth, but I am still open to the possibility that the shed is being prepared for something like that. It would be way more profitable. Credit card fraud might be more plausible, though. Just keep bringing in new troons (as long as they have room on their credit cards) and then kick them out when they run out of credit.

So, is Kevin flying out to see the "girlfriend" or is it going to be a ranch visit? Have Kev and this "girlfriend" ever met in real life before? Also, are they not worried about the coof?

Can't wait to hear Kev tell us how amazing his "dicking" is, assuming Hailey still has a lady dick. I'm sure Kev will tell us that it was everything he dreamed of and that girl orgasms are just so amazing. Different, of course, because we all know women are more turned on by cuddling than actual sex so that will completely explain why it is a more subtle, full body experience than a man's orgasm. Of course. We all know it will be code for couldn't orgasm and pretended that cuddling is better than sex because woman.

Someone did post this already (can't remember who, apologies), but looks like he's flying out somewhere. I think they only 'met' online a few months ago?

Right? Kev seems particularly worried about the coof, but apparently this is deemed a worthy trip outside his lair of horrors.

Troon GF twitter < so anyone brave enough to do a deep dive will note that 'Hailey' has a weiner. And actually a somewhat malformed one. Like a triangle.


Yes, yes, we get it Kev. The pronoun 'she' gives you a mental boner ' 'euphoria'

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

When he says 'trailer'....is this his own? I guess he's not in Tin Cottage anyway.

IIRC they were offering space specifically to people who came with their own accomodation, I.E. trailers.

It's in Colorado though, which is a legal state - not sure why a grow operation would be as big of a deal there?

Because it might not be competitive. Why buy weed from a bunch of insane-looking Mr. Garrison-sounding loony troons if you can buy safely in a proper shop?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Yes, yes, we get it Kev. The pronoun 'she' gives you a mental boner ' 'euphoria'
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LMAO he's like a pure parody at this point. If there ever was a definition of autogynephilia, then Kevin is it. Luckily Kevin can't get boners these days since he chopped his dick off in hope of nirvana, but if he could I'm sure being called a "she" would give Kevin one.

Don't Chase The Dragon: The Kevin Gibes Story.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Yes, yes, we get it Kev. The pronoun 'she' gives you a mental boner ' 'euphoria'

Archived, because this seems like a pretty major contradiction for someone who claims to be a plural.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Archived, because this seems like a pretty major contradiction for someone who claims to be a plural.

I'm totally expecting a follow up tweet about how his other personalities identify differently now that you've pointed that out. Not because Kev reads this thread, mind you ... he'll just somehow remember he's supposed to be larping as a plural. He seems to forget that a lot.

 

[Lyre]

Something about Alexis?
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Oh god talk about a dated reference, they're talking about an old ass article that was super poorly written and was covered in a Game grumps segment "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

(Sadly I dont believe the original webpage exists anymore, not that you should want to expand brain cells trying to read it)

 

[Azafran90]

I'm totally expecting a follow up tweet about how his other personalities identify differently now that you've pointed that out. Not because Kev reads this thread, mind you ... he'll just somehow remember he's supposed to be larping as a plural. He seems to forget that a lot.

My headcanon is that all the other personalities died fumigated by Kevo's smell