Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Someone please let her get away from the fucking screen and at least feed her retarded kids once.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Apart from that, disease cannot latch onto you if you follow The Torah. Not only that but I have bathed myself in essential oils, which have the ability to cleanse your blood. Essential oils can permeate all cells, down to the atom, especially one that I know of, but I won't share that wisdom BECAUSE it's secret knowledge

LOL, more TORAH! and SECRET KNOWLEDGE! Whenever Melinda's stuck for an answer, she always falls back on those two. It's retarded, Melinda.

I own 5 essential oil diffusers, my house smells lovely

I imagine your house smells of dirt, cheap cooked food, and unwashed clothes/unwashed human, overlayed with a cloying mix of five essential oil flavors.

Your house smells of poverty, Melinda. Your house smells of hopelessness, and the lack of a future for your children. It's very sad that, given how proud you are of your college degree, your children, if kept in your care, will have less than zero chance of college degrees of their own. They'e not even going to be able to pass a GED, much less do college level work. They won't even be able to handle the social aspects of college, given how isolated you keep them and the paranoid us vs. the evil world mindset you're inculcating in them.

I wouldn't be surprised if one or more of your children commits suicide long before turning 18.

 

[Deadpool]

Someone please let her get away from the fucking screen and at least feed her retarded kids once.

Nah the hungrier they are the more likely they are to tell CPS workers that mommy is too busy making herself look retarded to feed them.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I wash my vagina everyday. I just don't shower head to toe everyday.
Nothing wrong in my POV. Most people in developing countries don't have access to water to support daily showers and they do fine.

I think all the bitches in this thread need to post pictures of their clunges and see if we can't guess which one is Melinda's.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Also, Melinda, why am I associated with one of the people irl you hold grudges against?!
I'm not even in your fucking state, you psychopath!!

 

[Toasty]

Since I'm @Deadpool's split apart or whatever I am to him, does that make me the landlord's son's wife/ GF? And if so, can I be called a I witness, OMG please say yes!

 

[White Baby]

I own 5 essential oil diffusers, my house smells lovely

This post gave me a headache just reading it.

 

[Toasty]

This post gave me a headache just reading it.

Ikr? I don't imagine it's a particularly large house.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's housing supplied through a charity, iirc, so probably cheap and deficient in many ways. She's remarkably ungrateful for it as well, as she is for all of the charity she receives, both private and governmental.

 

[Toasty]

Wish some would give me a house just because I had a bunch of babies I couldn't provide for.
Someone should start a charity to help out those who actively chose to not be part of the problem. A reward, if you will, for making intelligent choices.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Her behavior as a tenant is apparently unsuitable enough that her landlord is going to a good bit of effort to evict her.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Her behavior as a tenant is apparently unsuitable enough that her landlord is going to a good bit of effort to evict her.

I can only imagine how she treats the neighbours....ugh

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'd hire a maid for help but KiwiFarms and CPS have ruined my ability to hire household employees

You couldn't afford a maid. You might be able to bring in someone to clean your home for two hours a month with how little money you have.

 

[Toasty]

I can only imagine how she treats the neighbours....ugh

I can. When asked how many times they called the cops on her, she replied " not once" so it was probably around a dozen.
She took out restraining orders against some of them, possibly forcing them to move to be in compliance.
Then there's always the fun if little Jimmy coming home and telling you that the neighbor kids said they can't play with them because he doesn't worship God correctly and will burn in sheol.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

100% chance that Melinda has confronted neighbors while wearing a firearm, as an intimidation technique. She's been skating along thin legal ice for years now.

 

[LoverofPi]

Apart from that, disease cannot latch onto you if you follow The Torah. Not only that but I have bathed myself in essential oils, which have the ability to cleanse your blood. Essential oils can permeate all cells, down to the atom, especially one that I know of, but I won't share that wisdom BECAUSE it's secret knowledge

Essential oils are just oils that smell nice. And I can guarantee that they do not penetrate your cells down to the atom because essential oils are mixtures containing compounds, which are by their very nature larger than atoms.

Mel, you have fallen for some serious fucking woo here. How much money do you waste a year on essential oils? More than you spent publishing your booklet? Seriously, cut those out, do some basic cleaning and washing, and your house will smell a fuckton nicer and you'll have a shitton more money.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Melinda won't even admit how many thousands she spent publishing her book, she certainly won't admit how much money she spends on essential oils and other woo.

 

[White Baby]

It's housing supplied through a charity, iirc, so probably cheap and deficient in many ways. She's remarkably ungrateful for it as well, as she is for all of the charity she receives, both private and governmental.

Its public housing via the county housing authority, which generally scales based on income or area median income. LITHC housing is at the very least run by mongoloids. She mentioned earlier that the reason they're trying to evict her is bc she's too proud and spiteful to attempt to get child support from her baby daddies. They go over your finances with a fine tooth comb every year.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

@TamarYaelBatYah Oh you poor sweet summer child. You're so misguided I spit out my bottle of Soylent and threw my funko pop against the wall in rage.

Did you know that all those essential oil companies are scams? Doterra and Young Living dont make their money off of selling oils, they make money by recruiting people into their MLM. You have to pay the MLM to get started by buying a bunch of products you wont be able to resell. MLM's function a lot like pyramid schemes do, in that the people at the top make almost all the money, while the people in the middle and bottom make nothing.

How much money have you actually made off of selling oil? I'd bet close to nothing.

 

[White Baby]

@TamarYaelBatYah Oh you poor sweet summer child. You're so misguided I spit out my bottle of Soylent and threw my funko pop against the wall in rage.

Did you know that all those essential oil companies are scams? Doterra and Young Living dont make their money off of selling oils, they make money by recruiting people into their MLM. You have to pay the MLM to get started by buying a bunch of products you wont be able to resell. MLM's function a lot like pyramid schemes do, in that the people at the top make almost all the money, while the people in the middle and bottom make nothing.

How much money have you actually made off of selling oil? I'd bet close to nothing.

How much are we gonna bet she's actually getting evicted bc of unreported income through these stupid as fuck pyramid schemes?