Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,452 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,601
I'm sure the lawsuits, stalking, and lack of gainful employment or ambitions outside of hot babes have nothing to do with it.
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I suppose Russ could just date a woman who also has Moebius but nahhhh fuck those ugly bitches. Perfect 9/10 or bust!

Russ is that exact familiar breed of incel who says, “women are all shallow and only go for chisel-jawed alpha males even though they’re JERKS! No one is willing to see me for my kind heart and wonderful personality!”

And then follows it up with, “of COURSE I only hit on hotties! I can’t help what I’m attracted to and I can’t be with someone I don’t find physically attractive, that’s just human nature!”

Come to think of it...that’s the same reasoning FA women use when arguing fit men should date them and, even though they themselves are vastly overweight, they just aren’t attracted to overweight men and deserve a jock instead.

It’s almost like all humans tend to want to have very attractive mates, while hoping their mate will overlook their own physical flaws. But at least normal people recognize the hypocrisy of such desires and adjust their expectations accordingly.
 
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I'm sure the lawsuits, stalking, and lack of gainful employment or ambitions outside of hot babes have nothing to do with it.
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Even if he found a perfect harem of 10s who only dream about being humiliated thoroughly by a domineering narcissistic madman with facial paralysis issues, he would not be content. His real enjoyment comes solely from the validation of those who only politely nod when he complains. He is only a perpetual victim because he gets off on that role. He has found comfort in his misery. He is living his life exactly how he wants to live it. Which would be tragic if it weren’t for the fact that only assholes go through life like that.
 
Funny how everyone he encounters when running errands is ''rude'' and ''bigoted'' to him. If he's not making those stories up (which I'm %90 sure he is), then he must be the rude one and won't admit it. Like, instead of asking something politely, he just frowns and spit some unintelligible words, refusing to repeat himself or make himself clear. We know he's too much a little entitled piece of shit to pull something like this. So when people get (rightfully) annoyed at him, he will go online and cry into the ether about discriminashun.

It's like the old saying goes: If you're always running into assholes everyday, chances are you're actually the asshole.

Gristle is just an undesirable person, he thinks everyone sees his face first, and him second. Why hes never going to get a woman to love him, because he cant love himself. Hes a cock.

Russ has nothing to offer a woman. He's an ugly little man with an ugly little soul. He has no sense of humor and a shitty personality. He's self-absorbed and egotistical. He has no career prospects and barely makes enough to get by on his own.
 
Russ would do even worse in the 1900s. People had no tolerance of potatoes, and ol Russ would probably wind up in some asylum and eventually IP lobotomized.

Utah needs to bring back ugly laws specifically targeted at Russell.

Any person who is diseased, maimed, mutilated, or in any way deformed, so as to be an unsightly or disgusting object, or an improper person to be allowed in or on the streets, highways, thoroughfares, or public places in the city, shall not therein or thereon expose himself or herself to public view, under the penalty of a fine of $1 for each offense (Chicago City Code 1881)

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The ugly laws did not restrict performances of people with disabilities for the purpose of entertainment or eliciting disgust, but rather restricted people with disabilities from mingling with the general public.
 
Hmm...hopefully this is Russ getting slapped with the legal system again and not an attempt to get out of it.

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This sounds like he's trying to change his plea to Not Guilty and get out of it entirely.

I find it hard to believe he'd switch legal strategies now, if that's the case then Russell is likely going against the advice of his counsel and/or his parents. If he changes it to a 'not guilty' plea then we're gonna get a whole lot more content out of him.
 
If he changes his plea to "not guilty" doesn't that mean the judge could find him guilty and he could get a worse punishment than not to harass women for a year? This sounds like a bad move on Russ' part.

Yes, he would be giving up the probation he got for his plea in abeyance, potentially putting himself at risk of more severe punishment including jail time. I'm not getting my hopes up though, since the judge doesn't have to accept his new plea. From the Utah Courts page on Pleas in Abeyance:

Once you enter into a plea in abeyance agreement and the court accepts your plea, you cannot withdraw it unless you file a written motion within 30 days after pleading guilty or no contest and show that the plea was not made knowingly and voluntarily.

He'd have to somehow show that he was coerced into pleading no contest or didn't understand why he was pleading, which seems like a pretty high bar to clear.
 
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