Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 53 12.2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.4%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 21 4.8%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.5%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    433
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You need to be huffing some heavy, lead-based paint to genuinely think this tweet about accidentally eating an entire mask twice is serious.

And yes, jokes are meant to be funny. "Meant to." The author very clearly meant for that to be funny, because it's a joke. The syntax behind it is not that complex. Just because you didn't so much as chuckle doesn't mean it's not a joke. And how can he think that a joke about face masks is genuinely harmful? If he cared about face masks, then why isn't he wearing one out in public in this image he posted not a month ago?

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I think at least once a week Lou's 'sense of humor' gets him into trouble. He either says something mean then gets mad when he's told its not funny, or he makes the same joke for the billionth time to some long-suffering associate, or just says something completely lewd that his target usually tries to politely ignore.

Lou, you're not funny. You're not clever enough to be funny. And most people know that to be able to give a joke you have to be able take one. Enough of your friends have seen your chimp rages at people who you claimed were your deepest dearest friends because they didn't say the right thing in the right way.

And whenever Lou posts a selfie like the one above, take note that his mouth is always closed. I don't know if this thread was around when he posted it so I don't know if anyone archived it, but Lou doesn't have upper front teeth anymore and I don't know about the lower ones. He had them yanked and last I heard was awaiting dentures. So if he ever did smile with his mouth open he'd be even more of a horrorbeast.
 
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Lou have you ever ingested regular water in your entire life because I'm pretty sure drinking regular water with ice would've prevented that heat syncope that you totally had
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Great Dane said:
The day after this tweet, @prrrrf does not take a joke, claiming her stepfather nearly died because of it.

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Lou is trying to tell someone else they aren't a writer? And calling them Karen? I might pass out from all the irony.

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Lou have you ever ingested regular water in your entire life because I'm pretty sure drinking regular water with ice would've prevented that heat syncope that you totally had
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Lou's room is probably the hottest room in the house. Not just saying that. Heat rises and from the looks from that video the only things upstairs are his room and that bathroom. From the video that he lovingly provided, that room has no windows also. Having fans won't help much to bring the temps down in this case, because the air has nowhere to go. In his case, the fans are just glorified air pushers. On top of that, he consistently is in his room, which also does not help the ambient temps. Either way, fucker, get checked. And get hypertension meds, dumbass. The lady from the other post was right when she said your blood pressure was elevated, but it wasn't from her joke, it's because you have no self control over how much you consume.

E: He also doesn't pay rent or the electric bill, so why the fuck would he care about the costs?
 
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Lou have you ever ingested regular water in your entire life because I'm pretty sure drinking regular water with ice would've prevented that heat syncope that you totally had
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Is Pittsburgh/Greensburg very humid? Lou could have spent some of his pitybux on a cheap misting fan, but just his luck he spills it on one of his ipads or causes mold to grow because he doesn't know how to clean his room.

Edit: Secondary thought. He probably was just preparing for another grift or maybe hoping one of his pitybux friends would send him money if he complained enough. But I also concur, drink some ice water instead of soda!
 
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Turael said:
Is Pittsburgh/Greensburg very humid? Lou could have spent some of his pitybux on a cheap misting fan, but just his luck he spills it on one of his ipads or causes mold to grow because he doesn't know how to clean his room.

Edit: Secondary thought. He probably was just preparing for another grift or maybe hoping one of his pitybux friends would send him money if he complained enough. But I also concur, drink some ice water instead of soda!
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Pittsburgh/Greensburg area cycles in humidity, but tends to get more humid as it gets hotter. That said, five fans set up properly is more than enough to keep cool in this kind of weather. It’s not hard to maintain a cross-breeze and keep air flowing across the body.
 
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Sintharia said:
Pittsburgh/Greensburg area cycles in humidity, but tends to get more humid as it gets hotter. That said, five fans set up properly is more than enough to keep cool in this kind of weather. It’s not hard to maintain a cross-breeze and keep air flowing across the body.
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Please take Lou's body and accomodations into consideration. He could very well need industrial fans to maintain a proper airflow around his ginormous body.
 
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Great Dane said:
One month ago, the username was @artelioness. Nine days later, the username was changed to @Artetgress. Later that day, the username was changed to @tygressart. Two days later, the username was changed to @TygressWrtr. Ten days later, the username was changed to @punkroxfox. Now with another name change today to @prrrrf, this would make at least 6 different usernames (technically 5 name changes) since the new account was created in June.

Some of the names used during this 30/31 day period were Artemis Pallas, Diana Arete, Roxy/Roxie, Ace, and now we wait until prrrrf finds an identity again.
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Meh (or should that be Meow or mrrrf or something). He's changing identities faster than his underwear right now cos he's been blocked from all those paypig channels and he's trying to stay ahead of the info provided on this thread so he might get something from the e-begging. KF might make an honest man of him yet. (oh look, there's a flying pig)

Edited to add - Who knew climate change made you burp and throw up
 
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Turael said:
And whenever Lou posts a selfie like the one above, take note that his mouth is always closed. I don't know if this thread was around when he posted it so I don't know if anyone archived it, but Lou doesn't have upper front teeth anymore and I don't know about the lower ones. He had them yanked and last I heard was awaiting dentures. So if he ever did smile with his mouth open he'd be even more of a horrorbeast.
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Where did you get the info about his teeth? That’s some interesting info. Do you have any other bits of info not known yet here?

Also about “climate change”: I’m guessing he’s referring to the extreme heat because it’s summer. Lots of people get headaches, nausea and sometimes vomiting from heat exhaustion or dehydration. He doesn’t have to be doing anything physically demanding to get it. Eating a lot of fast food and soda would exasperate the problem.
 
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He's likely referring to being shadowbanned. This is only in the lightest of senses, being that if you type his @ into the search bar, it won't be one of the accounts that show up even if you get it letter-for-letter, like so.

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His tweets will still show up in the search so it doesn't hurt his grift or pretty much anything at all, he's just a smidge more tedious to get to his profile. This is probably because he keeps switching @'s so often.
 
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Lots of people get headaches, nausea and sometimes vomiting from heat exhaustion or dehydration.
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Like you said, him exacerbating his own problems doesn't help. Drink a lot of cool water and try eating light meals divided into more portions than usual. If you really must eat something heavy and greasy, do it in the early or the late hours when it isn't 35°C/95°F. And do drink water instead of sugary piss, they aren't that good at hydration.

Following these simple rules would help Lou immensely, but, as we all know, he is his own greatest enemy.
 
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