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[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

Tbh, Kevin is the only MTF cow on here that doesn't really make me MOTI, like ever. I find him more pathetic than anything. Like yeah his fetishes are gross and offensive but he's endlessly entertaining.
It's most of the rat king and rat king-adjacent cows that usually make me hate them. And then Tommy Tooter, geriatric retired-animal fucker pedo that he is.

 

[Spunt]

Getting mad at Kev is like complaining that the chimps at the zoo insist on throwing their poop at each other. Just sit behind the glass and laugh at them, and be glad they're the zookeepers' problem, not yours.

 

[AmbiTron]

Kevin doesn't make me mad most of the time, though in moments of weakness I do get a bit angry about him being allowed to exist and even be celebrated in our modern times. That's not really due to this thread in particular, though. For the most part he and his orbiters are fucking hilarious, they're like a parody that somehow became real. Some of the shit we've seen from Kevin and those around him like Mode_View is surreal, like the fever dream of a very degenerate person. That's why Kevy-boy is my favorite, there are countless tweets and opinions that any sane person would assume is a troll.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

As for nicknames, I like both Tranch and Tran Ranch. Also, if the Waco scenario plays out we'll have the "shootout at the Missing D Corral."

Anyone got more?
Like "Fort No Kox"? "Wounded D"? "The Trail of Low T"? "Troonidad Gunfight"? "Am Hole Canyon Massacre"? "Dilation Station Feud"?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Anyone got more?
Like "Fort No Kox"? "Wounded D"? "The Trail of Low T"? "Troonidad Gunfight"? "Am Hole Canyon Massacre"? "Dilation Station Feud"?

Troonacious Sissyporn Ranch

 

[Syntaxion]

Anyone got more?
Like "Fort No Kox"? "Wounded D"? "The Trail of Low T"? "Troonidad Gunfight"? "Am Hole Canyon Massacre"? "Dilation Station Feud"?

"The Dialation Nation"
"The 41% social event"
"Troon Lagoon"
"Tran Clan"
"Man Cave"
"master Penny's and his dickless trannies"

 

[Spunt]

Brokedick Mountain
Troonfight at the AGP Corrall

Edit: The Enigma of AmHolegara Fault.

"This my Am Hole. It was made for me (by a back alley chop doctor)."

 

[AmbiTron]

Hmm I think I'll toss my hat in for Amhole Ranch. It could be mistaken for something innocent by a bystander, but the meaning is clear to those who are aware. The best name or description of a thing is a simple one, in my opinion.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

As for the ranchers themselves we could go with "The Deepvoice Desperados" or the "Manhands Gang." Meanest bunch of alpaca fuckers rustlers this side of the state. I could see a biopic for Pennywise and Kev, too: Butch Wannabe-lesbian and the Sissypants Kid.

 

[s0mbra]

Ngl gave a winner for "brokedick mountain"
Bc its literally a bunch of faggots going into the wilderness to have gay sex but their dicks are either broken from HRT or missing completely so they can't even do that

btw their dog not being spayed is SUS as fuck ngl. If they get horses can we have a poll for how long until someone mr. hands's it?

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

btw their dog not being spayed is SUS as fuck ngl. If they get horses can we have a poll for how long until someone mr. hands's it?

Tbh the more I think about it the more I wonder if it was a way for them to get some beer money on the side by selling the pups.

 

[s0mbra]

Tbh the more I think about it the more I wonder if it was a way for them to get some beer money on the side by selling the pups.

knowing they're furries, know furries and will probably sell to furries, and how furries are.... that's almost just as bad if they outright molested them themselves
Hope some nice old men with lil old ranches get most of em

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

knowing they're furries, know furries and will probably sell to furries, and how furries are.... that's almost just as bad if they outright molested them themselves
Hope some nice old men with lil old ranches get most of em

And I know this is precisely the least interesting thing going on here but again, they're only planning to give away like 2 pups right? How are they gonna house break, train, and feed 4 puppies plus a female who just gave birth? Do they have a vet? When did that dog have time to get pregnant/why aren't they keeping an eye on her? These are questions that need answers.

The obvious answer is that they're retarded, but Bonnie in particular doesn't seem completely inept so where is the common sense?

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev being a consoomer with shit taste:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285310883405500416 (Archive)

Kev-Kev channelling his inner boomer:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285298309741940736 (Archive)

"Sonic the Hedgehog message board teen" sure is an odd way of saying "/col/tard":


Kev-Kev's 4 year anniversary of trooning out is coming up:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285303153278070784 (Archive)

 

[Cranky Hermit]

And I know this is precisely the least interesting thing going on here but again, they're only planning to give away like 2 pups right? How are they gonna house break, train, and feed 4 puppies plus a female who just gave birth? Do they have a vet? When did that dog have time to get pregnant/why aren't they keeping an eye on her? These are questions that need answers.

The obvious answer is that they're retarded, but Bonnie in particular doesn't seem completely inept so where is the common sense?

There wasn't any common sense in this whole situation. They were too lazy/broke to get the dog fixed, reacted with "PUPPIES!" when the dog got pregnant instead of wondering how they could afford caring for them and the rest was history. As for the other questions the answer is probably something along the lines of "We'll figure it out." It's awful but the vast majority of animal abuse in the world comes from just plain old neglect and irresponsibility. And well, this is a group of manchildren who can barely care for themselves. It's something to keep tabs on at least.

 

[ValVenus]

Kev-Kev being a consoomer with shit taste:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285310883405500416 (Archive)

Kev-Kev channelling his inner boomer:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285298309741940736 (Archive)

"Sonic the Hedgehog message board teen" sure is an odd way of saying "/Pol/tard":
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Kev-Kev's 4 year anniversary of trooning out is coming up:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285303153278070784 (Archive)

Also lol at this. I checked, and the comment pictured is what set him off

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285302519262932992
Archive

 

[DuckSucker]

There wasn't any common sense in this whole situation. They were too lazy/broke to get the dog fixed, reacted with "PUPPIES!" when the dog got pregnant instead of wondering how they could afford caring for them and the rest was history. As for the other questions the answer is probably something along the lines of "We'll figure it out." It's awful but the vast majority of animal abuse in the world comes from just plain old neglect and irresponsibility. And well, this is a group of manchildren who can barely care for themselves. It's something to keep tabs on at least.

Its extra upsetting because Im almost positive any major city has low-cost pet spaying and neutering, and low-cost pet clinics. Like if youre close enough to a city that has an animal shelter, all you have to do is look up low-cost vets.

Also, dealing with an unspayed dog on its period is gross, wtf were they doing while it was spotting everywhere? I know they make dog diapers for that, but I doubt these dudes used them, and especially not with Kevin probably eyeing them for his own use.

 

[Prolego]

Tbh the more I think about it the more I wonder if it was a way for them to get some beer money on the side by selling the pups.

You reckon that they're going full Cruella de Ville?

 

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Also lol at this. I checked, and the comment pictured is what set him off
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285302519262932992
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That's the balance with Kevin. He can joke about himself and whine if it nets him pity, but the moment somebody says something at his expense, he tries to guilt trip them into deleting it. Same thing with his post about Star Wars, here.

Kev-Kev being a consoomer with shit taste:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1285310883405500416 (Archive)

He really does just live in his own world and gets angry whenever somebody challenges it. If your world view is so tenuous that you need to constantly censor contradictory information, that's a sign in of itself that you're living a pathetic fantasy.

 

[Yutyrannus]

If Aggy is any reputable source, apparently e can shrink the glans and make it "look like a dog dick" (per Aggy's words) which might explain Hailey's weird shape