🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[IAMAPHATPOS]

I forgot about this fat piece of shit now for about a month or so. I even forgot about this site too until I was spammed this Teaclips of Ralph tying me and @Null as some insinuated Gay Op brigade to out him as a Pedo? So I guess I'll re-explain this directly to you @theralph


1. @theralph you didn't respond to it because it was the truth and now you needed to lie on air and stumble around it to explain how Nora was "18" when you met. Reality is, she was 17 but as I stated before, you literally didn't tell any of us in Skype that she was your GF til she turned 18. Take that for what you will.

2. I literally never received a restraining order you fat retarded neckbearded idiot. How are you going to call yourself some psuedo journalist "EDITOR AND CHIEF" and you can't even tell the difference between a C&D and a legally court ordered restraining order that me and Jewsh would've had to do tons of court shit and provide lots of documentation to even GET.
(Good job Gaydor you fucking Discount-Veeh for just jogging along that stupid ass incorrect statement like it's true. You are literally a puppet for Ralph, for free)


3. The fact you had to lie and claim at first Nora was 24-25 then she was 18 because of some show you did and you just convienently dont save all your shows anywhere. Coming from you, the guy who records everyones dirty little secrets and announce miscarriage cryingfests of your "friends" on twitter. Nora and you met on your show, she was 17. How you were confused on how a 24-25 year old is 17 is on you buddy.

4. >inserting Jim randomly into all this with Gaydor the slavepig

For what purpose? He isn't involved in your dumb dumb big brain moves dumbass. Why would you want his attention in all this in the first place? Maybe he will make content for his fans about you I guess but good job inserting him into this with me and others.



@theralph you are 34 years old, the woman you decided to date is technically "legal" but everything about the way you did this to the way you are handling it and the way you choose your woman is being questioned because you made yourself a target and you make everything you do shady. What you should've done is explain to her the nature of your work, showed her your thread, explained to her what people do here and why they hate watch you and said if she could accept that then you guys can be together. Also make sure she can legally enter a bar you fucking weirdo. How hard is it for you to be an adult and prepare someone random nobody for what is essentially going to be a rough ride for them as well. Fucking Darksydephil did a better job preparing his Wife than you did and you still can't get shit right in your life. Pathetic.


Stop bringing me up. I'm not gonna save you or make you look better, you just look like a confused fat ball lost in the woods when you do it and nobody understands what the fuck you're on about. Have a great life and don't get a heart attack over all this stress fatass.
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You literally nuked him. I wish someone who knows how to edit well would make a video cataloging every instance of Ralph being the most hypocritical beta cuck. So many clips. Imagine gator sweating trying to flip the narrative desperately trying to white knight his true love Ethan Ralph in a tweet talking about something not even related. Like Trump does with Obama. Obama messed up with covid-19 not me...

@theralph I just wanted to chime in and say you're a morbidly obese, red faced, alcoholic, unfunny ghoul. We can hear the moisture trapped in your jowls when you sigh, you sound like you are struggling to stay alive every time you speak, and you're the only one taking any of this seriously. Because of a joke about corn, you have elected Null as your mortal enemy. You did a rant recently talking about how you wanted to stand over Null defeated. Because of corn. You stone cold atrocity.

Clear your throat Ralph. So worried about about people's mic's clipping and yet you leave the phlem/cum in the back of your throat. Cough it up and spit it out. I bet your new underage gf would get turned on if you spit it in her face and tell her "daddy doesn't love you" two birds one stone.

I'm totally behind on all this drama by a month or 2 . PPP is now the hero? was he always the hero?

YES, PPP is the hero until Jesus's second coming. Unless PPP is Jesus? Lets all pray lads

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tfw Shannon tells everyone you read your thread

Wait gator has a thread? You got to be joking. Gator isnt even his own person. He is a parasite living in the damp grease pit aka Ralph's gunt. He is entertaining as watching paint dry. There is only two things you can say about the guy.
(1). Gator loves Ralph like the father who left his mom because he only used her for a warm olace to live in the winter, free food and apparently he dropped a load in the pig. I wonder if he immediately puked on her after the last drop of nut left his shank? Ralph is the dad he's always wanted. He does anything and everything for Ralph in the hopes one day Ralph will recispate his love.. Which will never happen.
(2). Gator literally has the worst takes in the history of the world.
Oh (3). he works for free and when Ralph finds better free help gator is going to eat the fun end of a 12. Gauge shot gun.

 

[MeltyTW]

I see our boy Shannon the Grand Wizard of the Image Boards is still complaining on Twitter...

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Dear leader joins the PPP gang confirmed?

this is what happens when you adopt a neutrality is not enough position and happen to be the side going harder after the formerly neutral party.

I bet your new underage gf

what lore is this? soph or a new grooming victim?

 

[Bafta]

How long has Ralph and Gaytor been around IBS now and they still don't understand that the moment you start taking the shitshows seriously you lost. Gunt Prime PPP keeps coming out on top because he's still just having fun with it.

 

[Love Machine]

Vegeta ->Super saiyan Vegeta -> Super Vegeta

Josh ->Soaring Josh ->GENEROUS JOSH

 

[IAMAPHATPOS]

As he said, Ralph pivots to him a lot completely unexpectedly and Gator just says the first thing that comes to mind which is usually the most obvious, surface level observation possible.

Yes as long as it goes along with Ralph's narrative. Ralph could say anything and gator isnt going to disagree. Unless its about politics and then gator will give his god awful

Gator has already invested so much time and effort into the Killstream it might be difficult for him to walk away. Particularly if he thinks the Killstream is achieving something (which it's not).

take.

Gator has already invested so much time and effort into the Killstream it might be difficult for him to walk away. Particularly if he thinks the Killstream is achieving something (which it's not).

Gator has already invested so much time and effort into the Killstream it might be difficult for him to walk away. Particularly if he thinks the Killstream is achieving something (which it's not).

100% its all he has. If he loses the killstream it would ruin the guy. No wife, kids, own place, friends etc. He is there night and day for Ralph.. He gunt guard's 24/4. He always has the broom in hand. Yes gator is loyal which is great. Not sure why Ralph is the guy he choose to hitch his wagon to though. Ralph is a snake and will use anyone that lets him. Gator could be making good money helping others get their podcasts and shows going. I would love to find someone I can pay to teach me how to set up and run a stream successfully. He knows OBS, Discord, audio/video, live callers, graphics etc. Those are valuable skills. Without gator Ralph would of failed years ago. Every night when Ralph talks about owning the show and the killstream website I can't help feel a bit bad for gator. He should be co- owner even if just 20% its insane how he does it all but talk amd Ralph keeps everything. Its sad

maybe gator is suing teaclips to take the flak off Ralph?

Shannon at Calvary , a martyr, a hero.

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This is amazing. You come up with it?

 

[Nigella]

This is amazing. You come up with it?

yes, if you enjoy my work perhaps you will also enjoy my 'Joe Biden vore' portfiolio

We also have a 'joe Biden vore' discord

Booberlee/teaclips was a member but left after seeing furry shit ( they were fine with the vore though )

 

[IAMAPHATPOS]

He's knee deep in pussy, she's knee deep in his prescriptions.

Ralph thinks he's pounding out her guts when they bang and she doesnt have the heart to tell him he is just humping her thighs and his "COCK" doesn't reach her vagina.

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Fuck: Fai.
Marry: Nora.
Kill: whoever the dude is

 

[buying gf]

Fuck: Fai.
Marry: Nora.
Kill: whoever the dude is

The dude is Gator, the First Fag and snake.

Wait, was he the serpent in the Garden of Eden?

 

[IAMAPHATPOS]

The only reason these niggas hate Josh so much is he mentioned corn and they hate vegetables.

Besides JF geripy. That fool loves him some vegetables. He is married to a potato. If only he had some meat, his life would be complete.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Zidan kept the show going because he came off as intelligent and charismatic. You can tell how much Zidan was the backbone of the Killstream with the general decline in quality after he left last year.

Metokur brought charisma, bants, and fun to the Killstream. His following helped, sure, but Metokur's presence really helped keep things entertaining.

Andy was the same way, though not nearly as good as Metokur, and he didn't bring even one tenth the following Metokur did. Andy's contributions were the Tonka fight and nothing else.

You could argue that Zoom contributed because of the bullshit he did against Tonka and Vampkandy, and you'd be right in that. Despite all of us saying "fuck you Ralph for platforming him", a lot of us enjoyed watching Tonka being fucked with, even if we disagreed with the methods. I think more or less we enjoyed watching Zoom fuck with Tonka because it gave us ideas on how Ralph would be fucked with when his time came and the inevitable breakup happened.

In general the power behind the show's success were the targets. Mundane Matt was pretty much despised overall because of how much he tried to supplant Sargon as the leader of the skeptic movement and acted like a snake behind the scenes while screaming about how he didn't believe in gay ops. Kraut was similar, though the gay ops Discord made him worse in the eyes of the Killstream audience until the Boulderstream. Quarterpounder was an absolute joke, but they kept him around as the "token leftist who is also against SJWs", but once he was no longer useful he stopped showing up (which was shortly before the Healstream, when Quarterpounder had his Seethestream telling people to donate to him and not Ralph's charity for St. Jude's). Tonka was the biggest draw because of how much of a beat, baby-backed bitch he was acting, and no one liked him. That's why once the Tonka arc ended it was pretty much over for the Killstream, and Andy and Ralph were trying to save themselves even before Knoxville by saying they'd do an IRL series which never materialized. Ralph has never captured the Tonka arc or Boulderstream, and that's why he's been lashing out at everyone, seeing who gets his audience more riled up. Right now, @Null has gotten the most reaction from the Gunt's loyal fanbase, but that's all manufactured shit to begin with and we all know it. At the end of the day, Ralph is monument to all our sins, and he's made it clear that he's taking everyone he can with him.

I see a lot of love for Zidans capabilities as a show runner in this thread and feel its important to note to anyone that never watched Zidans own livestream show that all of his good point are largely as a foil to Ralph.

Any time I had tuned into Zidans own show it was pretty boring. This could be down to any number of factors, but I think just as Gator needs to be loyal to Ralph, Zidan needs to be the person who emphasises ralphs good points (The ability to chuckle while funny stuff and engaging content happens around him) by importing the funny stuff and engaging content.

If ralph could read [and stick to a script] Zidan probably would have been best served not even being on the show, he would not have had IRL issues and maybe could have gotten paid for his dogsbody work.

 

[IAMAPHATPOS]

Couldn't recognize him without his porta reeken loco girlfriend

The dude is Gator, the First Fag and snake.

Wait, was he the serpent in the Garden of Eden?

Sure hope Ethan Ralph has mastered the art of pulling out and/or keeps his prophylactics somewhere they can't be tampered with, because that looks like a bitch who is not opposed to getting pregnant to super duper lock down a man if I ever saw one

You think he isn't sterile? Ralph's dad had him and his autistic brother. Ralphs little guys swim in the Special Olympics. Also If by miracle he did knock her up Ralph would get wasted and fall asleep on the baby and kill it.

You think he isn't sterile? Ralph's dad had him and his autistic brother. Ralphs little guys swim in the Special Olympics. Also If by miracle he did knock her up Ralph would get wasted and fall asleep on the baby and kill it.

The only pull out game Ralph has is pulling burgers out of the trash

The best part about this is I was checking the descriptions for other guests and checking out his website recently and a few months ago, this is the first substantial update in over 3 years now.
Ralph refused to touch his website until he could use it as a jab against Null, what a salty inept faggot.

Gator does the website. Ralph literally just talks on his D-live "show"
gator does the rest...... FOR FREE

 

[Trig.Point]

Why did You change my name to niggerfaggot3 ? Is niggerfaggot1 not available ?

100% its all he has. If he loses the killstream it would ruin the guy. No wife, kids, own place, friends etc. He is there night and day for Ralph.. He gunt guard's 24/4. He always has the broom in hand. Yes gator is loyal which is great. Not sure why Ralph is the guy he choose to hitch his wagon to though. Ralph is a snake and will use anyone that lets him. Gator could be making good money helping others get their podcasts and shows going. I would love to find someone I can pay to teach me how to set up and run a stream successfully. He knows OBS, Discord, audio/video, live callers, graphics etc. Those are valuable skills. Without gator Ralph would of failed years ago. Every night when Ralph talks about owning the show and the killstream website I can't help feel a bit bad for gator. He should be co- owner even if just 20% its insane how he does it all but talk amd Ralph keeps everything. Its sad

It's important to point out that the killstream website is really good, there's an impressive level of detail and there's obviously been a lot of work put into it.

 

[instythot]

You think he isn't sterile? Ralph's dad had him and his autistic brother. Ralphs little guys swim in the Special Olympics. Also If by miracle he did knock her up Ralph would get wasted and fall asleep on the baby and kill it.

Let's look at the social factors rather than biology.

Ethan Ralph is a fat, unemployed, unemployable, violent alcoholic felon who has a taste for rap music. There is a 100 per cent chance that he can produce some little taxpayer burdens if given an opportunity

 

[Kenobi]

O shit boys my autistic writings got read live

Holy fuck this is the most autistic thing i have ever written

Spoiler: Bad ending

In the distant future....
In a rundown hospital in Richmond Virginia, Substance abuse treatment wing.
The hospital room is dirty and full of discarded fast food containers and empty liqour bottles. In the corner there is a small shrine dedicated towards an Irishman, saint patrick perhaps?
In the middle of the room is a hospital bed and upon that hospital bed there is a ghastly sight. A midget not taller then 5´1 and round as a ball, pale and sickly. Looking like hes not long for this world. All manner of tubes and machines is attached to him, keeping him alive but barely. His breathing is labored and all over the place. But even though he looks like hes about to loose his last fight hes still with a fervent passion clutching a small wooden box. The box is quite old, weathered and has "woodford reserve, R.R" stamped on it.

Next to him in a metal chair that looks like its just about to fail from the heavy burden its carrying is a creature most people would identify as an average Reddit moderator. Long disheveled hair and fat, Dressed in all dapper green with a mask in his pocket. The visitor is holding a smartphone and he is browsing r/4chan. All of a sudden a greentext makes him snicker.

Slowly the sick man opens his eyes and with a lot of effort turns his head towards the sound.
-G.. a... gator?

-Its me! Oh friend people have been in my dms all day. This time i thought you woulnd´t comeback You have been out for so long. I.. i... thought i had lost you forever. a solitary tear runs down his face. The doctor told me that this time you wouldn´t wake up. the visitor begins sobbing

-Im in a lot of pain Gator... I... i need you to.. i need you to.. come... come closer

The vistor with some amount of force dislodges his butt from the chair and shovels closer right next to the dying man. Putting his hands on the yellow bedsheets gripping the fabric.
-I would do anything for you and i mean anything. You name it pal!

Hands trembling, the man marked by the reaper gives gator a box. Gators hands moves towards the brass lock. Flipping it open and inside are three things. A 1911 handgun, with a confederate flag camo, a picture of a blond girl and a bottle of makers mark.

-That gun was my fathers... It was the only thing he left for me, after he moved to canada. I wanna do him proud.
I have spent my whole life running gator. I don´t wanna run anymore.
Take the gun Gator. I can´t take this anymore, the pain is never ending! One... one last time gator, i need you t.. to pla.. pull the trigger gator, the sick man now sobbing, tears streaming down his face

-I can´t.... i can´t do it dont force me to chose between my loyalty or the continuation of the only thing i have ever been proud of! Your my best pal Ethan i... i dont wanna be alone....

-Gator you will never be alone as long as you have this, Ralph says pointing towards the bottle. It has served me well. It never leaves you and it never complains. I wanna give you one last gift. A small laugh exits the dying man it sounds similar to a dolphin.

-What.. what... is it? stammers the man dressed in green clutching the gun between his sausage fingers.
you have my blessing to take the offer... you can become cohost of this week in nectar. I need you to become your own man gator. I need you to become the oldfag.
Im at peace and the last thing i need before i go... Is the reassurance that TRR dies with me and that the people i care about get what they need. I want all of the lemons to go towards my exwife and girlfriends daughters. Gator it has been an honor to have you not as my slave boy but as my lover. Now do it...

Gator raises the gun. Hes at this point shaking uncontrollably. He steadies himself and whisper goodbye : ethan
*Bang*

Why are they suprised that the randystair lookalike support blm? Ralph had a pornhub account where he watched blacked porn.
All this ranting and raving about joshes ppp is acutally Ralph projecting his own problems on to jewsh. Thats why he keeps talking about erectile dysfunction even though thats not jewshes problem. Clearly Ralph has a cuck fetish and has a hard time coping with it.

[Obesity--significant risk factor for erectile dysfunction in men] - PubMed

The obesity affects around 312 million people over the world. In The United States it causes more than 300 000 deaths per year. It leads to many complications, such as ischemic heart disease, hypertension, dyslipidemia, atherosclerosis and abnormal carbohydrate metabolism. It was proven recently...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Jcaesar187 | Ethan Ralph - The Ralph Retort

Ethan Ralph - Host of TheRalphRetort Killstream, journalist and live streaming drama expert.

ethanralph.com

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

O shit boys my autistic writings got read live

Came here to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNC4u4LEKcs
https://archive.vn/wip/Q87aQ

Even though The Farms have never been at war with PPP they have never been more not at war than this.

 

[Sasquatch82]

From asshole-baring manic street preacher to master orator. You love to see it.

 

[Backpeddling Into Hell]

Gator’s tweets this past week read like a ticket skimmer giving you his best pitch while you’re trying to enter a stadium.

He wants you to KNOW that Tea Clips is absolutely NOT a red herring. Also, definitely DO NOT listen to that fat Canadian guy. He’ll gas-light your bitch, and steal her, too!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gator’s tweets this past week read like a ticket skimmer giving you his best pitch while you’re trying to enter a stadium.

He wants you to KNOW that Tea Clips is absolutely NOT a red herring. Also, definitely DO NOT listen to that fat Canadian guy. He’ll gas-light your bitch, and steal her, too!

Gator fellates Gunt while playing with his gunt like a pair of titties.

 

[Miller]

Is there a way back for Ralph?
That's an interesting thought, like if he started tomorrow - aside from quitting drinking and being lazy - what could he do to rise back to where he used to be?
We know he checks this thread, what do we think he could do right now to chart his way back to good guy?

No, it's too late to change, alcohol has destroyed him and he has tarnished the brand with his behavior. The Killstream was pretty good when he had Zidan as co-host. They used to talk about politics and current events all while shitposting. They never needed guests.

 

[Superman93]

Godwinson: "Ralph is literally dating the female Randy Stairs!"

Please someone add this to the OP title.