Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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shortcake is fucking mental lmao
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also, she is an otherkin, claims to be marie from splatoon (among others, she kins 23 characters.), engaged to someone who claims to be callie from splatoon- marie's cousin.
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bonus funny:
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Be happy she didn't draw bow-chan like this
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she's also a Tearzah lurker
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all her social media shit, in case anyone wants to lurk deeper
tiktok
tumblr/archive, which has interestingly been archived a few times since 2015
fallout tumblr/archive
saints row tumblr/archive
deviantart/archive
instagram
pinterest
twitter/archive
toyhouse
(archives of all pages) (Callie's card)[ /SPOILER]
definitely a spoiled NEET, and I'd bet her parents have a six-figure income between them
 
Ffs. Alright guys, let's make some bets. Who thinks that this girl will be the demise of Dr.ApeIs and Love Letter?
There are just way too many red flags to not expect at least some big ass drama at some point caused by her.
Her main tumblr has been archived 6 times (not including mine) and I can tell she's been in drama before.
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(Nov 2nd, 2015)
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(post wasn't archived, Dec 04 2015)
 
Ah wait-
I visited her toyhou.se and she's saying that she has 10+ years of art experience?
I know she wasn't a kid and maybe she just hasn't been drawing for that long but 10 years? Really?
That amount of time and her proportions are still all wonky?
Note how she's only 20 though. That implies she's been drawing since before she was 10. That kinda wording with those kinda numbers imply that she's trying to bolster her numbers to look important, was probably making doodles then that she's counting. I'd guess she probably entered formal education on the topic at 14 or 15 ish. Unless she's a whipped art child, which seems doubtful.
 
Note how she's only 20 though. That implies she's been drawing since before she was 10. That kinda wording with those kinda numbers imply that she's trying to bolster her numbers to look important, was probably making doodles then that she's counting. I'd guess she probably entered formal education on the topic at 14 or 15 ish. Unless she's a whipped art child, which seems doubtful.
i think she's probably just a hobby artist trying to sound important, she really really likes to mention that she's in college for computing
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In that case, would a thread on her be warranted, or should we wait until the next Love Letter drama happens?
she's still a lolcalf, from what I can tell the past drama is pretty standard tumblr shit, keep an eye on her though.
 
shortcake is fucking mental lmao
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also, she is an otherkin, claims to be marie from splatoon (among others, she kins 23 characters.), engaged to someone who claims to be callie from splatoon- marie's cousin.
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bonus funny:
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Be happy she didn't draw bow-chan like this
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she's also a Tearzah lurker
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all her social media shit, in case anyone wants to lurk deeper
tiktok
tumblr/archive, which has interestingly been archived a few times since 2015
fallout tumblr/archive
saints row tumblr/archive
deviantart/archive
instagram
pinterest
twitter/archive
toyhouse
(archives of all pages) (Callie's card)[ /SPOILER]

Jesus christ that artstyle is fucking atrocious. How did Apeis even become friends with this person? Their page immediately screams stay away.

Alex may actually be better on this than Apeis since he's looking for quality artwork rather than just hiring the first person who asks.
 
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>Use of off-centre lines as dividers between buttons and context
>Simplistic colour scheme using a single colour with blacks and whites
>off centre text
>character outlines matching background shifted off to one side

All it's missing is the Persona style font and the character stylised to the background, both of which are things I imagine they omitted due to the level of effort they'd take to achieve. I'm also not the only person to note this:
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Finally, considering the 'sanity test' video had the sanity meter aligned with the y axis and the 'corridor test' video showed it off-center, there's clearly a deliberate choice in design being made.
I can see what you're talking about, and I'd say you're probably correct that it's inspired by Persona. With that said there's only so much you can do with a basic menu like that unless you're gonna go full Persona and put shit tons of effort into it. Personally I'd say it's not enough of a copy to be meaningful, a lot of that stuff you'd end up doing with or without Persona as a inspiration.
 
shortcake is fucking mental lmao
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also, she is an otherkin, claims to be marie from splatoon (among others, she kins 23 characters.), engaged to someone who claims to be callie from splatoon- marie's cousin.
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bonus funny:
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Be happy she didn't draw bow-chan like this
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she's also a Tearzah lurker
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all her social media shit, in case anyone wants to lurk deeper
tiktok
tumblr/archive, which has interestingly been archived a few times since 2015
fallout tumblr/archive
saints row tumblr/archive
deviantart/archive
instagram
pinterest
twitter/archive
toyhouse
(archives of all pages) (Callie's card)[ /SPOILER]
I neglected to include her art tumblr/archive, which isn't very active but has some more mangled art
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shortcake is fucking mental lmao
View attachment 1461627
also, she is an otherkin, claims to be marie from splatoon (among others, she kins 23 characters.), engaged to someone who claims to be callie from splatoon- marie's cousin.
View attachment 1461630View attachment 1461631
bonus funny:
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Be happy she didn't draw bow-chan like this
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she's also a Tearzah lurker
View attachment 1461711
all her social media shit, in case anyone wants to lurk deeper
tiktok
tumblr/archive, which has interestingly been archived a few times since 2015
fallout tumblr/archive
saints row tumblr/archive
deviantart/archive
instagram
pinterest
twitter/archive
toyhouse
(archives of all pages) (Callie's card)[ /SPOILER]
>supports trans lesbians
>doesn't support bi/pan lesbians
>doesn't like terfs


Is shortcake biologically male?
 
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"of exactly how much everything would cost,"
if that's really the case (i doubt it), why not spend your Patreon earnings on hiring that company 'that specializes in jumping onboard struggling projects'? like unless you spent it all on your personal 'needs' (which iirc you said you don't do, alex 🤔 ), just spend the money every mindless simp gave you on this to finish your atrocity.
 
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"of exactly how much everything would cost,"
if that's really the case (i doubt it), why not spend your Patreon earnings on hiring that company 'that specializes in jumping onboard struggling projects'? like unless you spent it all on your personal 'needs' (which iirc you said you don't do, alex 🤔), just spend the money every mindless simp gave you on this to finish your atrocity.
inb4 they take one look at the codebase, give Alex a refund, and tell him "fuck this we're out"
 
I neglected to include her art tumblr/archive, which isn't very active but has some more mangled art
The proportions on the 3rd photo piss me off. Seriously, I cannot tell if this character is even a woman.

>supports trans lesbians
>doesn't support bi/pan lesbians
>doesn't like terfs


Is shortcake biologically male?
She sounds and looks female. I've seen biological women complain about menstrual products being "too feminine", so anything's possible.
 
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"of exactly how much everything would cost,"
if that's really the case (i doubt it), why not spend your Patreon earnings on hiring that company 'that specializes in jumping onboard struggling projects'? like unless you spent it all on your personal 'needs' (which iirc you said you don't do, alex 🤔), just spend the money every mindless simp gave you on this to finish your atrocity.
"Buh-buh-buh-but thats his salary! even though he claims he doesnt spend it for personal things! even though he lives with his parents"
 
If anyone wants to go through Shortcake's older tumblr blog, here (archive)
I think she tagged all her original content as "shortcake.txt"
her crush page? I have no fucking clue what that is, looks like it's just ads.
She reblogged her moving blogs post over one hundred times
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The callout for the person who's name came to be her trigger- they were 14 at the time, cake was 16 (the link to the doc)
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a selfie after she shaved her eyebrows, which she reblogged multiple times
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Possible drama in the past
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She might have been touched as a kid, but it's more likely that she's lying for clout on tumblr
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Weird tumblr kin shit
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her triggers
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She can't be an anime character because they aren't the same race
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to top it all off, shes a furry
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>supports trans lesbians
>doesn't support bi/pan lesbians
>doesn't like terfs

Is shortcake biologically male?
she's a chick
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Hey, don't know if this has been posted here yet, but remember Crush Crush, one of the games that made collabs with YanSim?
Here are a couple of quotes from some of the game characters to YanSim's main character.
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Not even his collaboration partners respect him, and that's a beautiful thing.
 
Ah wait-
I visited her toyhou.se and she's saying that she has 10+ years of art experience?
I know she wasn't a kid and maybe she just hasn't been drawing for that long but 10 years? Really?
That amount of time and her proportions are still all wonky?
Tumblr actively glorifies ugly art that is heavily stylized. There is actually a trope called a Tumblr nose, and the site as a whole breeds toxic mentalities. No criticism is allowed, so you trying to say it doesn't succeed as anime-style art is going to get you chased off, and their feelings will be validated. The site's just filled with virtue-signaling while also standing for nothing.

Being an artist who posts on Tumblr has a high possibility of you falling into this mindset.
 
The proportions on the 3rd photo piss me off. Seriously, I cannot tell if this character is even a woman.


She sounds and looks female. I've seen biological women complain about menstrual products being "too feminine", so anything's possible.
Doesn't look like it, if you go back through her tiktok she looks a lot more female.
posted 14/08/2019
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posted 28/06/2020
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Though I am wondering what happened in the last year to cause her to go as off the rails as she has.
 
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