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The two absolute units in the cropped image being (L-R) 'minty' and 'Riley', I presume?
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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maybe its the same concept as homosexual men with their beards?
Dick keeps the weathered gf around in a loveless arrangement to shield him from accusations of being a creep when he grooms young women. The appearance of a healthy relationship is the perfect shield for dick to be a creep behind.
Can you imagine how most of the shit dick says to women , or his behaviour around them, would appear if he didn't have 80s-girl to deflect the creep aura.
Thesis :
"80s girl is to dick masterson
what ghislaine Maxwell was to Epstein?"
(dick masterson with 80's girl? )
ClipBitch
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You damned a-logs ruining the anti-censorship front line of defense that is Karenfarms.
https://archive.vn/MIeml
https://archive.vn/MIeml
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Dax pissing away his credibility just so this moon faced muppet can touch his penis never stops being hilarious.
Speaking of nonstop hilarity:
Seeing Dax dickshielding for The Gunt is pathetic. None of these fags (Maddax, Gator, and The Gunt, which sounds like a morning zoo radio program) know what alogging means. It comes across like a bunch of middle aged men using slang to impress their teenage children’s friends. Whoops, they forgot to have children so they’re even more pathetic than that.
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Riley casting couched his own moomin lookalike gf to dick masterson in exchange for mod
oh and this probably belongs here , if it is not already.
Basically, trying to suck dick off for approval and attention.
"PLS DICK IM UR BIGGEST DEFENDER, WHY WONT YOU LET ME COHOST YOUR SHOW??!"
- Riley
S E E T H E
YOU
FAT
GIBLETFACED
FUCK
oh and this probably belongs here , if it is not already.
Basically, trying to suck dick off for approval and attention.
"PLS DICK IM UR BIGGEST DEFENDER, WHY WONT YOU LET ME COHOST YOUR SHOW??!"
- Riley
S E E T H E
YOU
FAT
GIBLETFACED
FUCK
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They don’t know what an alog is. Did anyone clip where @Null told Dax to stop whinging about his thread to him because it’s the single most classic bit of cow behaviour there is? I remember the raw anger in his voice and I’d like to see if it’s reflected in his tiny face.
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Is it too cringey to call Dick out to be an out of touch boomer for not realizing that we're no longer on Internet Famous after Gunty had his massive spergfest? Also, pretty sure most of IH users don't even care about Dax or Ralph, so no idea why he threw the entire subforum under the bus.
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He's throwing the entire subforum under the bus because it has his polyamorous, homosexual life partners' threads in them, and he's a massive faggot.
Going this hard in the paint over a small disagreement, by the way, is such stereotypically Karen behavior that all of this "Karen Farms" talk really just comes off as hard projection to any and everyone who knows better than to buy into Dick's narrative about the farms. For fuck's sake I'd like to point out, again, that he didn't even know Lowtax's thread wasn't in IH. I suppose he just assumed it was because it was another of his gay lovers' threads they were talking about in the interview.
I'd bet money Dax doesn't know where the term "alog" originated, or at least didn't until he read this post and looked it up.
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He is the sperg who lives with Riley and obviously gay
Riley has one of the most pathetic existences I can imagine. Everyone who listen to the show hates him. I think it's funny he's attempting to fire shots ATM. He blocks and gets butt hurt easily and his only response is "Bro you just jelly cause I am awesome"
It's easy to get Riley to sperg
He hates this pic posted earlier in the thread and it makes him cry. It's him saying Hazencruz is a pedo back in 2019 when they were BFFs then refusing to go to the cops. At worse he is okay with child sexual abuse, at best he's a gay op homo.
or bring up his go fund me scams and how he still ended up on the street homeless anyways. The job he got fired from BTW. Jimmy Johns. This is a guy who can't even hold a job making sandwhiches.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/saverileyfromtentlife
But remember guys Riley is totally cool and you all are jelly cause he makes $20 an hour every sunday for the podcast everyone hates him on. A fitting wage for a janny
Don't forget @BIG_BRAD trolled him so hard Riley challenged him to a boxing fight, Cameron Clarke accepted and said come to MA. Riley then pussied out and Dick tried to run damage control to make it seem like it was Cameron who pussied out because that is what Dax does, makes up shit and gets his manchildren to repeat after him
Cameron Clarke, Podcaster on Twitter: "@ASERiley come drive your gf's…
archived 10 Feb 2020 17:39:43 UTC
And Dax white kinghts for him. Some say it's because he lets Dax have sex with his GF. Personally I think Riley is very experienced at sucking cock and gives too good a blow job for Dax to give up on him.
PS. Never forget the day his co-host for the holy rollers podcast Crippled Jizzus confirmed that the webcam whoring pics of Marie Valenzuela were 100% real, then tried to pretend he was super hacked by Cameron Clarke, then refused to show any proof until 8 hours later still showing the log in came from an iPhone, the Device Crippled Jizzus uses for tweeting
Since Dax is cool enough with him to bring him back on the show last week, we can take this as proof that the Camwhore pics of Marie Valenzuela are legit and Marie Valenzuela was a cam whore.
P.S.S.
When Dax says A-logs replace it with "haters". That is what Dax really means and his tweets start making sense and become funnier. Dax honestly think a hater is the same thing as an A-log
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Well I dunno I ended up learning alog from the golden age Encyclopedia Dramatica. There's a good chance that he learned it from there as well.
Speaking of ED does anyone really think Dax didn't write the majority of his ED Page which basically reads like an extended advertisement for the MenAreBetterThanWomen era Dick? I'm not really faulting him here because it's just good sense to use whatever free information streams that are out there to promote yourself.
What I guess my point is is that Kiwifarms jargon is more or less interchangeable with Dramatica Jargon. Only word that I had to google for definition was troon.
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Quality of the Dick Show has really gone downhill recently. I only really tune in for segments where he interviews interesting people like that guy who was into vore with his girlfriend or Vermin Supreme.
But really I miss the TBPITU days where it was Dick and Maddox arguing over stupid shit like drawing dicks on cars or French bread. I don't really care for all this personal drama.
But really I miss the TBPITU days where it was Dick and Maddox arguing over stupid shit like drawing dicks on cars or French bread. I don't really care for all this personal drama.
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I highly doubt he'd be a guy who'd actually use ED much, and his article could just as easily have been written by a fan.
I seriously doubt he knows (or knew, rather, since he reads the thread) what an alog is, due to how he uses it. Like @George Cuckzunian said, it's like he just reads when farmers use it and thinks it's a 1:1 stand-in for "haters".
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Boulder Patrol
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I stopped listening to the show right about the time Riley got onboard, so I was only really around enough to see the Cameron Clarke fight trashfire. What is Riley like on air?
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Trying to watch some anime and got an interesting advert ...
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Riley and his employer's opinion of the board criticizing Riley, his employer, and their friends is duly noted.
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This guy Dax Herrera has the hairline of an aging greek pedophile.
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In light of the new rules I apologise for my previous unkind post about Dax Herrera and would like to state for the record that I recognise he can't control what his hairline looks like and there's no proven correlation between receding hairlines and the deliberate raping of children, or concrete evidence that he has Greek ancestry.
I'm sorry for any offence my post may have caused.
I'm sorry for any offence my post may have caused.
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Dick was always a cow, we just never realized it because he used to be on our side.