Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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People more successful and well regarded than Lowtax: Tom Fulp, Drew Curtis, Eric Bauman, Christopher Poole, Markus Persson, Strongbad.

No lie, but even though 4chan is run by a Japanese grifter and NeoGAF is run by someone desperately pivoting to the right, even they’re at least more engaged than Lowtax. The only place suffering from roughly Lowtax levels of dysfunction is ResetERA because its owner also just wants to let the inmates run the asylum while cashing the money.
 
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So is Rich still lying about the pain as to why he hasn't done a single productive thing since posting about how much better he feels immediately after surgery? Or is he just owning that he's a fat lazy parasitic liability?
 
CharlesBarkley said:
I got banned from SA on like day two back in 2004 because I called Fire an obnoxious faggot. I remember he was talking about taking some Bike Trip to Africa or something? It's kind of funny reading on here about how he turned out.
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I never once ate a ban or even a probation on SA myself, but stopped posting on my own volition because of Fire. Well, I guess not technically because of him, but more because I got sick of the forum 'culture' that routinely saw Fire (and other deeply shitty people) be coddled and protected by mods and admins no matter what weird shit he did or came out about him.

He finally ate a ceremonial permaban, I believe for calling for the genocide of Jews in LF -- and this was after it was already known that he was a huge fan of that pedo anime game and had tried to buy booze for underage teen girls so they'd fuck him, etc. etc. etc. -- but then Ozma secretly let him come back under another account, which she set up for him, and he didn't even have to pay for, so as to hide him from the goons who kept reporting his shitty behavior and posts. This lasted maybe a month or two before he copped to being Fire and when right back to posting openly. Nothing ever happened after that, as far as I know.

SA had already been becoming less fun, and a pedophile calling for violence getting protected by admins at a time where people were getting 30 day probations for simply being mildly critical of terrible mod decisions made it even less fun, so I peaced out.
 
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Most goons actually think all the people mocking SA got banned already because they just couldn't stop heiling Hitler in GBS but the truth is that most people just kinda walked off the forums when things got too gay, never using their (unbanned, unprobated) account again. I know I did.

So did Lowtax OD already from the money he got from goons for beating women? (This statement is technically true, if you think about it)
 
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AmpleApricots said:
Most goons actually think all the people mocking SA got banned already because they just couldn't stop heiling Hitler in GBS but the truth is that most people just kinda walked off the forums when things got too gay, never using their (unbanned, unprobated) account again. I know I did.

So did Lowtax OD already from the money he got from goons for beating women? (This statement is technically true, if you think about it)
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Oh yeah, that is their favorite go to. "They're so bitter at being permabanned that all they can do is shit talk us. :smug:". They have zero self awareness to the fact that their forum is a festering cesspool that runs cover for chomos and other horrible shitbirds.
 
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I never got a ban or a probation but one day the Awful app took a shit and it required entering in a long ass password. I forgot what burner email I used for the account so I couldn’t recover my password. Realizing it had been months since I saw any interesting content, I deleted the app and never looked back.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
So is Rich still lying about the pain as to why he hasn't done a single productive thing since posting about how much better he feels immediately after surgery? Or is he just owning that he's a fat lazy parasitic liability?
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He got a ton of extra good pills after surgery so he won’t do jack shit till all the good drugs start running low...then he will start whining about muh back pain again.
 
White Devil said:
Oh yeah, that is their favorite go to. "They're so bitter at being permabanned that all they can do is shit talk us. :smug:". They have zero self awareness to the fact that their forum is a festering cesspool that runs cover for chomos and other horrible shitbirds.
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Does it never occur to them that the only reason Lowtax got away with decades of drunken spousal abuse was because the moderators kept silencing anyone who criticized him?
 
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Yeah we've said it a bunch of times we're not banned, but a lot of people left because of the bullshit that gets exposed here (because mods there delete it and ban)

The mods just tell that story so they can claim it's all fake news
 
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Maybe it isn't a good look when one of the site memes is about how mods always know all about the numerous horrifying individuals that moderate or even run the website.
 
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