Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Not a medical expert but I think its fair to say thank BMI is not a measure of someone's whole health exactly because all bodies are different. I've seen perfectly healthy people (both in looks and general health) be deemed either slightly underweight or slightly overweight by their BMI - but that is really as far as it goes. If your BMI rates you as obese or seriously underweight then it is a good measure of your health and you should be worried.
 
“Don’t listen to the reality tv star” says the perennial Hollywood clout chaser
“Pay attention to scientists, scholars and experts” but your doctor is fatphobic and you need to argue with them on the metrics they use. Science is also racist and fatphobic.
“BMI is racist and you know I’m right because I get bullied and called names” but cops are pigs and Trump is an idiot, oh here are some trump supporters so let’s drive by and harass them on my social media. But also cancel culture is wrong.
“I have so many trans friends” says the cis, straight white person trying desperately to be a part of a movement that hates white trash
 
considering her sudden love for social justice and BLM, i'd like to post a throwback to her claiming black men love her in 2015 and then clumsily apologising
“I do admit that black men love me. I always forget that, and then I come to a black neighbourhood and I remember.”

it actually got her "canceled" again in 2017 when fenty posted a photo of her and promptly baleeted due to complaints.
 
Not a medical expert but I think its fair to say thank BMI is not a measure of someone's whole health exactly because all bodies are different. I've seen perfectly healthy people (both in looks and general health) be deemed either slightly underweight or slightly overweight by their BMI - but that is really as far as it goes. If your BMI rates you as obese or seriously underweight then it is a good measure of your health and you should be worried.

It's to do with risk, over time.

Slightly under or over is not going to increase your health risks dramatically .. being a lot over or a lot under will definitely do so.

The idea isn't that BMI over 30 (obese) = YOUR ARE UNHEALTHY RIGHT NOW OMG DEATH IS IMMINENT! But rather acknowledging that your weight is putting extra wear and tear on your joints, increasing internal inflammation (and therefore the risk of quite a few cancers such as breast and bowel amongst others) and putting you at risk of developing Type 2 diabetes which will asbolutely wreck your body and health over time.

Obesity is exactly like smoking in that it presents a cumulative risk to your health in many, many ways over time. The more and the longer you do it, the worse those risks get. You won't see a 20 year-old smoker with lung cancer or COPD, but fast forward to middle age and beyond and that's when it all sets in. Same with alcohol abuse, except that can work its magic faster. But people get away with shit while their bodies are young and able to withstand some of the abuse, but the clock is always ticking.

Obesity is the same. People cope while they're young and before the cartilege in their joints has worn away and before tthe beetus sets in, which can take decades of fatness. But when it hits you, it hits you like a truck and the damage is mostly irreversible.

It's why most of the FAs who are still prancing about screaming FAT N HAPPY are very young. By 35-40 they start looking ill as fuck, and becoming less mobile and can't pull off the 'glad to be me' bit anymore. Post 50 they disappear completely, because they're sick as fuck and hooked to oxygen, CPAPs and scooters and nobody's going to ask them to model fat fast fashion to 20 year olds who believe you can be fat and healthy and happy because the wear and tear from being fat hasn't set in yet, and they believe it never will.

Tess is at great risk of a lot of bad health shit as she ages beause she's been fat forever, and only gotten worse with time. She's lost the bloom of youth and the damage is showing already and she's just 35.
 
Its like her brain never developed past the teenage years while her body just kept growing and growing. Its not a good combo.

I can just see the decision-making that went into hiring her for this fatletics bs.

"Ok, so we need to talk about finding someone to photograph wearing our 4X to 6X crap. Obviously they are gonna look like shit and a normal person would be humiliated to be seen looking this gross so we need someone who is really big, really stupid and really desperate."

5 minutes later....

" Hey tess, we think you'd be perfect to represent what we think of as an ideal model for out fatletics plus size collection".
 
She blasts people for not believing in science, yet turns right around and refuses to believe the science that says being morbidly obese is unhealthy...
HAES and fat acceptance are probably some of the most dangerous ideologies out there. Sadly, it isn’t seen as bad as being anti-vaccine. I see way more people making excuses for getting and staying fat despite the medical knowledge out there that says that being overweight or obese puts you at greater risk for most diseases. The fact that Tess glorifies her weight is probably influencing some easily lead people to gain weight like her. Fat acceptance should be seen as bad as anti-vaccine, but too many are unwilling to take personal responsibility and would rather die younger than admit they’re wrong and that they need to change. Shame needs be brought back into style for those that preach fat acceptance and HAES.
 
Holy fuck.

So, Tess needs to stop calling herself feminist. She doesn't care about women. If she did, she'd understand why exactly a women's shelter doesn't want trans women staying there. This solely applies to single-sex shelters, and was put in place to protect religious freedom. This will also be good for women too. There's a good number of women who stay in women's shelters that are sexual assault survivors, and the thought of rooming with someone who is only a woman in name only could be distressing (see this story for why what Tess wants is actually anti-woman in the end). This isn't a measure passed for 'no reason other than hate', there's legitimate reasons. I'm pretty sure Tess would be the first one to complain if she was staying at a women's shelter and Macho Ma'am walked in, so she can shut up.

Not surprising that she thinks the BMI is racist. Anything to not have to listen to it, right?

Tess: Reee, supporting Trump means you deny everything qualified people tell you!
Also Tess: The BMI scale, which is backed by plenty of qualified people, is racist and useless!
 
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It looks like Tess is going to try being vegan. In case you’re wondering, here’s the meal delivery service she’s talking about:
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Holy fuck.

So, Tess needs to stop calling herself feminist. She doesn't care about women. If she did, she'd understand why exactly a women's shelter doesn't want trans women staying there. This solely applies to single-sex shelters, and was put in place to protect religious freedom. This will also be good for women too. There's a good number of women who stay in women's shelters that are sexual assault survivors, and the thought of rooming with someone who is only a woman in name only could be distressing (see this story for why what Tess wants is actually anti-woman in the end). This isn't a measure passed for 'no reason other than hate', there's legitimate reasons. I'm pretty sure Tess would be the first one to complain if she was staying at a women's shelter and Macho Ma'am walked in, so she can shut up.

Not surprising that she thinks the BMI is racist. Anything to not have to listen to it, right?

Tess: Reee, supporting Trump means you deny everything qualified people tell you!
Also Tess: The BMI scale, which is backed by plenty of qualified people, is racist and useless!

If TERFism was the progressive platform, Tess would be all for this. She’s the most useful of idiots.
 
7 circles of whiteness? Man, I AM clueless. Is someone trying to draw an analogy between 7 levels of evil whiteness & Dante's 7 circles of hell or is this an entirely fresh hell from the wokesters?
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Apparently it’s a webinar that you pay for. White guilt is a very profitable industry right now, so I could see some people doing it.
 
Now that I've read the 'titles' of the 7 circles... puke. It seems only the 7th circle might be acceptable, (the lifelong student) & I can see that being positioned as always inferior - "student" implies that.

So, were I to register for this webinar, who would my instructor be? A white person or persons who's painfully lived the circles & like a student of martial arts has mastered & moved don from each circle? Or a person of any colour other than white wanting to school me into submission?

Maybe this is terribly unwoke but I refuse to be judged or feel guilty for the colour of my skin or any trait I was born with.
 
HAES and fat acceptance are probably some of the most dangerous ideologies out there. Sadly, it isn’t seen as bad as being anti-vaccine. I see way more people making excuses for getting and staying fat despite the medical knowledge out there that says that being overweight or obese puts you at greater risk for most diseases. The fact that Tess glorifies her weight is probably influencing some easily lead people to gain weight like her. Fat acceptance should be seen as bad as anti-vaccine, but too many are unwilling to take personal responsibility and would rather die younger than admit they’re wrong and that they need to change. Shame needs be brought back into style for those that preach fat acceptance and HAES.

Yeah, well when the movement was invented by someone like Linda "San Paku eyes" Bacon, it's bound to be psychotic the whole way down.
 
What does Tess thinks is going to happen with all this virtue signalling? Colin Kaepernick is gonna knock on her door asking her to be the image for his new inclusive Nike line?

I mean even if this dumb scenario happens she still too fat for most commercial plus size lines. But of course trying to lost weight is too much work so is better to regurgitate others content about BLM.
 
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