🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I'm waiting for the melt down, seen too many guys do this exact same shit and it ruins them. Null is right his current group of friends are enablers, but out of stupidity more that animosity. Sadly expected more out of Gator and Bibble, but it takes balls to risk ending a friendship over trying to help a friend prevent total self destruction. When she leaves, and she will because it's not a long term realistically stable relationship, it's going to destroy Ralph.
 
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SphinxItOver said:
I'm waiting for the melt down, seen too many guys do this exact same shit and it ruins them. Null is right his current group of friends are enablers, but out of stupidity more that animosity. Sadly expected more out of Gator and Bibble, but it takes balls to risk ending a friendship over trying to help a friend prevent total self destruction. When she leaves, and she will because it's not a long term realistically stable relationship, it's going to destroy Ralph.
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Give me trashcans if I'm wrong in a month, but I seriously doubt this will last. Who was it before her? Killstream Pey the abortion girl? They dated for like a month. I honestly they'll be a thing in 2 months. Weather or not the gunt will be upset will yet to be seen. All I know is he'll be on the show all "Well, fuck the bitch, I was just a-usin' her for a warm wet hole anyway, Gator."
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
The only reason why Gunt got a young woman is because the women around his age more than likely find him repulsive.
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Ethan Ralph only seems cool to people under 21 who have never gotten out of Lumpkinville, VA - No metric for what an actual successful, functional human looks like. Everyone but the hangers on and people who have nothing without the gunt will eventually wise up and wash their hands of Ethan Ralph.

You really only need to look at how he's alienated most non-internet people that go on the show.
 
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Ryotaro Dojima said:
I heard Ralph raped and killed someone behind an Arby's in 1990.
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Everyone pray for the little 13 year old girl who was so viciously raped and murdered by Ethan Ralph behind an Arby's dumpster in 1995. Pray that we wont find Faith there soon. Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Nora recently?
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
The only reason why Gunt got a young woman is because the women around his age more than likely find him repulsive.
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This is literally what I'm saying.
Eg. when you dont keep your house tidy or have your life together or drink too much or eat too much fast food at 20 its a cute "lmao i dont have my life together".

When you are 30 and you walk into someones house and see a pile of dirty dishes in the livingroom and trash on the floor you are instantly workshopping your escape plan.

The ways to deal with that are either fix your life or get people who won't judge you. And manchildren like ralph take option 2.

What happened with nora is basically the best case scenario for situations where you wont take option 1 with someone your age. The worst case being in the realm of Brittney Venti cat piss extraordinaire and her breakup drama.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Shit eh? If its her brother than I apologize.
The "brother" could be a cope for the youngest. Her mom could be playing like its a third brother.
Are you talking about the toddler or bottom right corner? I don't see it.

*Edit because I'm a lazy mick who didn't read the new rules.
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they call that type of situation a NicholSon, a grandson you raise as a son/legally adopt as a son
b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
Now I'm not saying it would be funny if some one catfished Ralph larping as a 16 year old and leaked the dms buuuuut.... Okay it would be fuckin' hilarious but don't do it.
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but what if i get an ipad out of it
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Even if she was 16 when they met, that doesn't make Ralph a pedophile. The substantive differences between someone 16 and 18 are slim. It's gross either way for someone 34 to be trying to scoop girls up that young, the only thing to add is that it may have also been illegal.
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i agree, imagine how much better society would be if the Age of consent was raised to 25.
 
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Shit is gonna be just as lit as the 4th of july. Oh this spergshow is gonna be fun.


Null said:
Even if she was 16 when they met, that doesn't make Ralph a pedophile. The substantive differences between someone 16 and 18 are slim. It's gross either way for someone 34 to be trying to scoop girls up that young, the only thing to add is that it may have also been illegal.
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Same with shit with Illich Guardiola. I can understand why men like them young but there is too young and then there is way too young. Doing shit like that is only gonna paint a target on their backs and it's only a matter of time before someone like Hansen or other people are gonna be gunning for Ralph.
 
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Still seething over tea clips, I see. https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1285808357379579904
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I love how Gator is always so paranoid and thinks everybody is running ops on them. The bitch just clipped some shit and Gator takes that to mean she's working behind the scenes, with every person she's clipped, to take down the show.
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Why seethe over a run-of-the-mill clip channel?
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She used to be basically a Ralph and Andy sort of ally, clipping their shows. From what I gather things started going south after Tea Clips clipped some PPP content. Also she didn't clip certain things Ralph wanted. And the whole Andy dm thing. So it seems like they thought she was their clipper, to make their shows look good, when in fact, she clips what she wants. So they started making fun of her and things have gone down hill ever since.
 
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