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Too bad we're probably going see Ahsoka duel Gideon which is weird cause Gideon would probably lose easily like how Pre Vizsla lost to Obi-Wan, instead of seeing Din Djarin on how would he handle Gideon by himself kinda like Jango Fett did on Kamino/Geonosis or Vizsla did (without using his Darksaber) against Maul, it like seeing how these badass Bounty Hunter Boba and Jango handle these lightsaber welder on their own before Disney brought Star Wars. Djarin may not be Jango or Boba but it would've been interesting to see at least on-screen.

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So...

1. use his ship and tricks to knock Kenobi off balance long enough to escape with his life...

2. Wait, why..urgh. He got the drop on him. Mace fight was what should happen when you use a blaster against a lightsaber...


3. More fucking blasters!!!!



Just one time. One...fucking time. A Gauntlet, with flame throwers and gas. Actually act like a warrior race and stop dueling with space wizards who spend their whole lives fighting with laser swords and deflecting blasters.

You forgot the bestest Mando fight ever though....


Those blind smugglers is tricky Bob'ika
 
So...

1. use his ship and tricks to knock Kenobi off balance long enough to escape with his life...

2. Wait, why..urgh. He got the drop on him. Mace fight was what should happen when you use a blaster against a lightsaber...


3. More fucking blasters!!!!



Just one time. One...fucking time. A Gauntlet, with flame throwers and gas. Actually act like a warrior race and stop dueling with space wizards who spend their whole lives fighting with laser swords and deflecting blasters.

You forgot the bestest Mando fight ever though....


Those blind smugglers is tricky Bob'ika

Well not the ship to escape or using the Jetpack to escape for Djarin but just using a Jetpack to avoid getting cut in pieces by Gideon Darksaber, idk what else to think of for Djarin and to me I don't see what the point of Gideon dueling Ahsoka. It was cool seeing the Darksaber live-action but Gideon using the Darksaber is basically just a Pre Vizsla 2.0 without a jetpack, gauntlet or any other equipment to help him, plus he'll loses easily anyway to her cause Ahsoka just a greatest Jedi of all time in the Star Wars history to fans even the wolf cowboy and the pedo can't get enough of her.

Also I bet Ahsoka wouldn't stand a chance against HK-47
 
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Well not the ship to escape or using the Jetpack to escape for Djarin but just using a Jetpack to avoid getting cut in pieces by Gideon Darksaber, ik what else to think of for Djarin and to me I don't see what the point of Gideon dueling Ahsoka. It was cool seeing the Darksaber live-action but Gideon using the Darksaber is basically just a Pre Vizsla 2.0 without a jetpack, gauntlet or any other equipment to help him, plus he'll loses easily anyway to her cause Ahsoka just a greatest Jedi of all time in the Star Wars history to fans even the wolf cowboy and the pedo can't get enough of her.

Also I bet Ahsoka wouldn't stand a chance against HK-47

Not a bit someone should do a fan project of it though.

I'd love to see someone take the Jedi down a peg after how ridiculous Rei was, but that's not going to happen.

It doesn't have to be bad, but this is the man who gave us this abomination.

 
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Every Republic commando book after Hard Contact. Revelations is peak Travissity.
Every successive Republic Commando book is an organic outgrowth of the characters and situations established in Hard Contact. It's quite impressive, really.

Oh, she also posted her views on her blog. She views the Jedi as ubermenchen who owned a slave army? I mean, they agreed to lead them, that's it. Traviss doesn't seem to understand the Jedis role in the Republic.

This...probably isn't the most useful blog-post to stroke your hate-boner with. She isn't even talking about the Jedi but rather adult (not child) SW fans insisting that the Jedi are never in the wrong (which is contradicted all over the place in G-Canon, perhaps most prominently in ROTJ with Yoda and Obi-Wan, who still manage to stubbornly push for the wrong solutions despite one of them having previously ascended to a higher plane of existence).

But hey, their the morally reprehensible ones, not Jango who sold his tissue to them to create said army.
Jango isn't particularly well-liked by Traviss's Kal Skirata character, who is the most prominent Mandalorian in the Republic Commando series, and this specifically because Jango allowed himself to become the template for the Clone Troopers in the first place (thus dooming millions of de facto Mandalorians to a truncated lifetime of anonymous servitude, shorn of all but the most superficial trappings of their heritage). Skirata's fellow GAR instructor, Walon Vau (Delta Squad's trainer and father-figure), even complains at one point that he's "sick to death of [Kal's] sentimental twaddle about Jango betraying [the Mandalorians] by letting Kamino use his genes".

There is legitimate criticism to lay at the Jedi's feet. The problem is her criticism is disconnected from reality.
Not at all. As I've already pointed out, the two major points of contention re: the Jedi Order in the Republic Commando books are that taking command of a slave-army and separating children from their parents are fundamentally incompatible with the sort of ethical high-ground that the Jedi are supposed to occupy, and both of these contentions are fully in-line with the reality that Lucas shows us.

NuThrawn is being made into a hero because Zahn understands that there can be no nuance in Kennedy/Filoni Star Wars and he doesn't want Thrawn to get Greviousd.
Interesting theory.

Too bad we're probably going see Ahsoka duel Gideon which is weird cause Gideon would probably lose easily like how Pre Vizsla lost to Obi-Wan, instead of seeing Din Djarin on how would he handle Gideon by himself kinda like Jango Fett did on Kamino/Geonosis or Vizsla did (without using his Darksaber) against Maul, it like seeing how these badass Bounty Hunter Boba and Jango handle these lightsaber welder on their own before Disney brought Star Wars.
I wouldn't say that Pre Viszla lost easily to Obi-Wan. Rather, he just sort of gave up in a huff after Obi-Wan proved to be a more difficult opponent than he had anticipated (bearing in mind, of course, that the same mini-arc in the series shows that one random Mandalorian soldier can give a seasoned Jedi Master like Obi-Wan a hard time, and two working together are able to take him down rather easily).

...use his ship and tricks to knock Kenobi off balance long enough to escape with his life...
Right, we're just going to ignore the part where it shows that he's apparently skilled enough to dodge Obi-Wan's lightsaber on his rocketpack... 😉

Mace fight was what should happen when you use a blaster against a lightsaber...
Colman Trebor fight shows that that's not the case.

Also, just for fun...

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Just one time. One...fucking time. A Gauntlet, with flame throwers and gas.
You've got it backwards. Force-users should not be so powerful that they're functionally impervious to Muggles armed with anything short of a turbolaser. Lucas arguably even commented on the issue himself in The Phantom Menace, where Anakin confidently asserts that "nothing can kill a Jedi" and Qui-Gon rather sadly replies "I only wish that were so" (and we know that Qui-Gon isn't talking about the Sith because he doesn't know that they still exist yet).

Actually act like a warrior race and stop dueling with space wizards who spend their whole lives fighting with laser swords and deflecting blasters.
If you have to resort to booby-trapping the entire battlespace to win, there's no point in being a warrior race. You gotta defeat your foes through glorious single combat. 👍

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Those blind smugglers is tricky Bob'ika
Not so much as those Ewoks, yet you rarely see people arguing that the Imperials don't have an effective military as a result. 😉

Seriously, though. Mandalorians vs Force-users should go down like this:

 
This...probably isn't the most useful blog-post to stroke your hate-boner with. She isn't even talking about the Jedi but rather adult (not child) SW fans insisting that the Jedi are never in the wrong

That's the straw man she uses to hide from criticism and shame on you for repeating it.

My issue is with her characterization of the Jedi in the article, which is a perfect crystallization of the themes in her books. Characterization that bleeds into her thankfully defunct work.

he two major points of contention re: the Jedi Order in the Republic Commando books are that taking command of a slave-army and separating children from their parents are fundamentally incompatible with the sort of ethical high-ground that the Jedi are supposed to occupy, and both of these contentions are fully in-line with the reality that Lucas shows us.

In what way? First, I don't concede they're slaves. Second, the Jedi didn't own anyone. The Chancellor was the head and just like the clones, the Jedi served the Republic. I'm not claiming bioethics don't exist, but like Travissity, you fail to establish they are slaves ie unwilling property and that they were slaves of the Jedi. The same applies to the children. The children are left in the Orders care. They are provided guidance, steered to the light and encouraged to serve rather than rule over others. Compared to the alternative....

Right, we're just going to ignore the part where it shows that he's apparently skilled enough to dodge Obi-Wan's lightsaber on his rocketpack... 😉

Yes, he ran very skillfully. But your right, Obi-wan wasn't blind enough to be a threat to a mandalorian.


You've got it backwards. Force-users should not be so powerful that they're functionally impervious to Muggles armed with anything short of a turbolaser. Lucas arguably even commented on the issue himself in The Phantom Menace, where Anakin confidently asserts that "nothing can kill a Jedi" and Qui-Gon rather sadly replies "I only wish that were so" (and we know that Qui-Gon isn't talking about the Sith because he doesn't know that they still exist yet).

Yeah, right. I've got it wrong. Space wizards controlling the forces of creation should lose in a skill they've trained in since birth to a merc with a blaster.

If you have to resort to booby-trapping the entire battlespace to win, there's no point in being a warrior race. You gotta defeat your foes through glorious single combat. 👍

Yeah, glorious single combat. Hows that going for them?
 
I didn't think the Clone troopers being practically expiration date slaves was a matter of contention, honestly. They were pretty much bred for the single purpose of being disposable shock troops. They're basically living droids.
 
I wouldn't say that Pre Viszla lost easily to Obi-Wan. Rather, he just sort of gave up in a huff after Obi-Wan proved to be a more difficult opponent than he had anticipated (bearing in mind, of course, that the same mini-arc in the series shows that one random Mandalorian soldier can give a seasoned Jedi Master like Obi-Wan a hard time, and two working together are able to take him down rather easily).

Right, we're just going to ignore the part where it shows that he's apparently skilled enough to dodge Obi-Wan's lightsaber on his rocketpack... 😉

This might sound stupid but do you think Grievous is one of the weakest characters to ever pick a lightsaber?

It like this post right here
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Cause fans love using Filoni version of Grievous for example like having the lowest kills but at least he has killed six Jedi including killing three Jedi Master on that list even able to defeat a on-screen Jedi Master like Adi Gallia, Depa Billaba twice and off-screen knocking Shaak Ti unconscious with the electric cable. Even a Jedi Knight name Pablo-Jill in a intense duel over Duro in a satellite city that left him injured. But of course they'll say these aren't proof.
 
That's the straw man she uses to hide from criticism and shame on you for repeating it.
It's not a strawman. I had frequent on-line interactions with such people myself, back then. People who for whatever reason were willfully blind to the fact that the Prequel Jedi were meant by Lucas to be in a very bad place, institutionally, rather than exemplars of the Jedi way. Very confused people.

My issue is with her characterization of the Jedi in the article, which is a perfect crystallization of the themes in her books. Characterization that bleeds into her thankfully defunct work.
Hardly. As I've pointed out, she's been a major influence on The Mandalorian.

In what way? First, I don't concede they're slaves.
Right, every single one of them volunteered to die for the Republic the moment that he came of age. 😉

Second, the Jedi didn't own anyone.
For someone so apparently eager to shame the use of supposed strawmen you certainly are eager to make use of them yourself. 🤔

Traviss doesn't claim there that the Jedi own anyone. What she says, specifically, is that the Jedi accepted the use of a slave-army for the prosecution of a war, that this was wrong, and that many fans become testy and defensive about it, refusing to countenance that Jedi could make mistakes or do wrong, apparently under the belief that since the Jedi are the main point-of-view faction, and because of their ostensibly serving the Will of the Force, that means that everything that they do is good/justified (never mind the fact that C-Can and G-Canon both are replete with numerous examples of questionable behavior by Jedi).

I'm not claiming bioethics don't exist, but like Travissity, you fail to establish they are slaves ie unwilling property and that they were slaves of the Jedi.
You may not be claiming that bioethics don't exist, but you're certainly making a mockery of them by trying to argue like this. You do realize that one of the go-to defenses of black slavery in the United States prior to the 1861-63 war was that the slaves were happy and content in their bondage, don't you?

The same applies to the children. The children are left in the Orders care. They are provided guidance, steered to the light and encouraged to serve rather than rule over others.
That's not the issue, actually. There are, if memory serves, several instances in the Republic Commando series where some of the Mandalorian characters find themselves emotionally disarmed by the selflessness and idealism of the young Jedi Padawans they work with in the GAR special operations command; the complaint is rather that Prequel-era Jedi adoptees are normally cut off from and are allowed no knowledge of their birth families in the hopes of preventing them from falling prey to "attachment" (which is somewhat darkly humorous given the Prequel Jedi Order's unhealthy "attachment" to the corrupt and crumbling Republic).

Yes, he ran very skillfully. But your right, Obi-wan wasn't blind enough to be a threat to a mandalorian.
He was blind(?) enough to miss a swing at Jango by a good country mile while the latter flew leisurely away on his rocketpack, which says some interesting things about the limitations of Force-powers.

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Yeah, right. I've got it wrong. Space wizards controlling the forces of creation should lose in a skill they've trained in since birth to a merc with a blaster.
Yes.

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Like, dude, try actually watching Lucas's movies sometime.

Yeah, glorious single combat. Hows that going for them?
Pretty well, all things considered.

I didn't think the Clone troopers being practically expiration date slaves was a matter of contention, honestly. They were pretty much bred for the single purpose of being disposable shock troops. They're basically living droids.
Some people just get really defensive about the Prequel Jedi for whatever reason.

This might sound stupid but do you think Grievous is one of the weakest characters to ever pick a lightsaber?

It like this post right here
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Well, my personal take is that any depiction of Grievous that doesn't match the intelligence and lethality that he displays in Genndy Wars is simply not worthy of notice.

Cause fans love using Filoni version of Grievous for example like having the lowest kills but at least he has killed six Jedi including killing three Jedi Master on that list even able to defeat a on-screen Jedi Master like Adi Gallia, Depa Billaba twice and off-screen knocking Shaak Ti unconscious with the electric cable. Even a Jedi Knight name Pablo-Jill in a intense duel over Duro in a satellite city that left him injured. But of course they'll say these aren't proof.
Kind of reminds me of another under-appreciated product of The Clone Wars Multimedia Project, Alto Stratus:

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The leader of the local Separatist forces on the planet Jabiim, Stratus personally killed six Jedi knights in close combat, and he did it without enhanced reflexes, precognition, special armor or weapons or lifelong warrior training, relying instead on just an ordinary steel sword and a whole lotta righteous indignation.
 
And I'd also point out that last bit about you mentioned about authors favoring certain factions in their story...I'd like to voice my loud agreement with this, specifcally in regards to Timothy Zahn. I've refrained from bringing this up to avoid heat from other lorespergs, but this guy and his fucking boner for Thrawn and this Chiss has gotten ridiculous, especially in his new Thrawn books. He literally retconned 'Skywalker' to mean 'wayfinder' in the Chiss language. It's such an eye-rolling attempt to elevate the importance of the Chiss in the Star Wars galaxy, which is already doubly annoying thanks to Zahn making Thrawn an infallible super-genius in the Nu-Canon who can outsmart everyone and everything, and is fifteen lightyears ahead of the known villains like Vader and Palpatine.

He's a cowboy hat and a pudgy smirk away from being the Filoni of the Nu-Canon books, with his exhaustive "pet character" antics, and he'll probably crank it to 10 with his new Thrawn Ascendency novels.
I sometimes wonder how much is Zahn making so many Thrawn books for Disney is actually his choice.
This is kinda a gut feeling but I wouldn't be surprised if Zahn's books are some of the few that sell a decent amount from the Disney EU since him and thrawn are some of the biggest member berries you can give EU fans. So I wouldn't be surprised if lucasfilm/Disney is pushing Zahn to write as many Thrawn books as possible.
I'm willing to give Zahn more credit then Filoni personally although he has lost some touch from his earlier star wars books since unlike the latter who hordes every character he has ever made (and sometimes ones he hasn't) Zahn will let other writers put their own spin on them. I mean can you imagine if he had treated Mara in the EU the same way wolfman Dave treats ashoka.
 
Seriously, though. Mandalorians vs Force-users should go down like this:
I wish Disney/LF would do a Clone/Imperial commando CG animated series with Tartakovsky's style of storytelling, with perhaps one line of dialogue per episode.
I sometimes wonder how much is Zahn making so many Thrawn books for Disney is actually his choice.
Don't forget that he is not allowed to write post-SpaceAladdin Thrawn stories.
 
I sometimes wonder how much is Zahn making so many Thrawn books for Disney is actually his choice.
This is kinda a gut feeling but I wouldn't be surprised if Zahn's books are some of the few that sell a decent amount from the Disney EU since him and thrawn are some of the biggest member berries you can give EU fans. So I wouldn't be surprised if lucasfilm/Disney is pushing Zahn to write as many Thrawn books as possible.
I'm willing to give Zahn more credit then Filoni personally although he has lost some touch from his earlier star wars books since unlike the latter who hordes every character he has ever made (and sometimes ones he hasn't) Zahn will let other writers put their own spin on them. I mean can you imagine if he had treated Mara in the EU the same way wolfman Dave treats ashoka.
Sadly I don't know the exact sales numbers when it comes to novels, but from what I'm told (so take this with a grain of salt) the nuThrawn novels are Disney's best selling Disney Wars book that are actually consistently well received and make decent buck, hence why they're milked so much harder than any other character focused-novel (or any other Disney Wars novel for that matter), with another nuThrawn Trilogy book set to be released in September (although this may change again with Corona) which focuses on nuThrawn getting kicked out of the Unknown Regions and joining the Empire, so in essence its a novelization of the DisneyThrawn comics. Also as I have posted before, Zahn has actually little to no control over Thrawn anymore, much like with other EU authors and their properties, and he has stated at SWC that Filoni and the Story Group are the ones who get to decide what to do with Thrawn and whether he lives or dies for a theoretical Aladdin's Rebels sequel. On another note, I dislike how the new novels push Pellaeon to the side for the sake of putting the spotlight on nuThrawn's new femboy sidekick for some cheap shipperwank.
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Well, before you dive back into it, this filthy casual has a question. How big a deal is all this cosmic stuff, in terms of underpinning the EU? Is it commonly referenced? I looked some of this stuff up on Wookieepedia (while taking the requisite grain of salt) and it looks like all these cosmic gods were only in, like, one Alan Moore comic.

And let me say, I was utterly unsurprised to find Alan Moore behind this.
Also I forgot to mention before that the reason why I even started doing the cosmic shitpost/summary in the first place was because Disney's High Republic shit will be rehashing ideas from it and the Plan IX novel and the Galaxy's Edge park references them, and I figured I might as well unload everything I know before the Disney cloud tries to overshadow the old like the ratfuckers usually do. Also I find it amusing that Disney and Hidalgo would reference the unreleased novella considering that it points out that the Disney Warsverse is a defective dark side replica of the original universe.
 
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IMO Travis had a few good points. It's just a shame she had obvious issues with soapboxing and wet dreams over Mando culture. She also didn't take constructive criticism well. (Aka the "Talifans" response) Going back to the Bloodlines book, the characters are fully in character and act logically. She legitimately can get in a character head space. To the point you legitimately feel for the Skywalker/Solo family when both sides present reasonable arguments and it starts to lead to stress fractures.

A lot of EU authors kinda glossed over the glaring flaws the prequel Jedi had. They were still fighting the good fight and trying to do good in the universe, but their stubbornness and inflexibility eventually caught up with them. Lucas flat out wanted to show this and we even got bits of it in the obi/yoda/mace hallway scene. Also Qui-gon as a whole. It was a tragedy and despite what Filloni says through his mouth piece Ashoka, they didn't deserve it.

They never realised just how screwed they were just by accepting the Clones and becoming generals in the war. Add in the intense naivety most initiates/padawans and even young knights had and you had a serious long term problem.

I'd also argue the taking from family at infancy dogma was also amazingly retarded and short sighted. It completely removes the legit foundation and good attachments some will have and limits the real world experience so many Jedi ended up lacking. Solid emotional growth outside just what the order could provide was highly useful. It added needed diversity of view and experience. The old EU even had multiple examples of amazing Jedi who were only trained later in life. It could be done and lead to great results.

Same goes for the no love/marriage thing. Yes, Anakin had an obsessive love that pushed his lust for power and his inability to deal with loss. But it's in stark contrast to the family bonds Luke has for Vader in ROTJ. Those bonds ended up saving the day and pushing Luke into being a better, well rounded individual. Even healthy romantic relationships can lead us to do some remarkablely loving and heroic things.

I'd actually love to see the event(s) that caused the Jedi to go so ultra conservative/orthodox. We know the Order changed a lot over its lifetime and had waves of change, but something had to have pushed things to where they are at the start of the prequels/high republic.
 
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With how much he serves as a non-entity for the sake of not stealing the spotlight from nuThrawn's new fuccboi, he might as well not even exist.
I don't know whether I consider Pellaeon's treatment to be better or worse then other EU/legacy characters.
On one hand he could barley be considered a cameo, hell even characters Filoni shoehorns in his shows for cameos and to prop up his OCs have more of a presence.
On the other, can you imagine how horrifying a nuPellaeon would be worst case scenario given how no one seems to know how to write an imperial anymore without making them mustache twirling villains, or good guys who did nothing wrong and only joined the empire as a cruel twist of fate. Its a bit like my opinion on Veers. iirc Veers might be still be alive after Hoth in nuWars and is interesting enough that I might want to see him in more works but post Hoth, but part of doesn't want to see him because of what I already said above (I know he was in Aphra so I can only imagine how much of the short end of the stick he already got).
 
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Arguing with a wall chief.

As for Traviss, besides her shit reaction to critique; her fans do far more to poison her reputation and the things they touch than anything else. It's actually amazing how fanaticism can cripple what they set out to adore if you really put any thought to it. Even more amusing companies are trying to exploit that and wonder why their profits tank barring whaling too.
 
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