Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Leonard Helplessness]

I often think the core message of "Arbeit macht frei" is actually good, but the phrase had been tainted for eternity by its historic context. Finding and holding a job would definitely set Lou free in multiple ways, but he wants to stay a man-baby forever.

Work is fulfilling and satisfying on a very deep level, and those feelings —though often subtle and difficult to detect — go far, far beyond the simple joy of receiving your biweekly paycheck. Lou has never experienced this feeling and does not understand it, so he attempts to fill this void in his being with as many material pleasures as he can fit in his face and stomach. It will never be enough; he will only want more. He is like a hummingbird drinking from a feeder full of aspartame-infused water, guzzling all the more desperately as it starves to death inside.

 

[JoyQ]

Work is fulfilling and satisfying on a very deep level, and those feelings —though often subtle and difficult to detect — go far, far beyond the simple joy of receiving your biweekly paycheck. Lou has never experienced this feeling and does not understand it, so he attempts to fill this void in his being with as many material pleasures as he can fit in his face and stomach. It will never be enough; he will only want more. He is like a hummingbird drinking from a feeder full of aspartame-infused water, guzzling all the more desperately as it starves to death inside.

You don’t understand the value of a dollar until you work either. He doesn’t realize he’s using 3 hours of hourly pay for one meal. The man thinks water and lettuce costs $50 ffs. He’s the living embodiment of that arrested development scene.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Eurgh, he needs new clothes because he's sweated too much in his old ones? Does he not wash them (obviously not)? Imagine the smell.

I'm sorry I decided to catch up on the thread while eating lunch, because gross.

But even if his shirts are sweat stained - which I'm more than willing to believe they are - so what? It's not like Lou ever leaves the house. Who cares if they're ruined?

 

[Turael]

Work is fulfilling and satisfying on a very deep level, and those feelings —though often subtle and difficult to detect — go far, far beyond the simple joy of receiving your biweekly paycheck. Lou has never experienced this feeling and does not understand it, so he attempts to fill this void in his being with as many material pleasures as he can fit in his face and stomach. It will never be enough; he will only want more. He is like a hummingbird drinking from a feeder full of aspartame-infused water, guzzling all the more desperately as it starves to death inside.

So so so SOOOO this. Getting a job taught me that my time was worth money, and I'm not talking about your pathetic noises threatening to charge people for posting things arguing against you on the internet, Lou. You measure the things you buy in, 'I worked for X hours to earn this'. It makes you want to save and keep the things you have. It makes you want to find ways to save better like cooking your own damn meals at home and waiting for things to go on sale before you buy them.

Lou sees money as something he deserves instead of something he earns. When stimulus checks were handed out he felt like he deserved one too even though he's done nothing but take. I sure as hell felt like I deserved it considering the money ganked from my paycheck thanks to taxes every year. Lou literally did nothing to earn it, but was resentful of people who did. Come to think of it, that's probably why he thinks it's cool to eat fast food all of the time, because he'd rather let someone else do the cooking for him.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Lou's most recent Twitter post is him showing he spent $56 at Walmart, withdrew $9.75 after fees from an ATM and still has $14 left. I can't archive it right now but he's also begging in the post for more money. Lou, you got $80 free fucking dollars from begging. You spent fifty something dollars at Walmart. That would buy you two shirts, two pairs of shorts, and food for a week if you spend wisely. Why do you need to consume more you fucking cow?

I'm not condoning gayops but if someone showed mama gags this thread, she might charge him rent for all the money he rakes in for sitting on his ass all day and whining and starting fights on Twitter. Hell she might even kick him out. I know she has a sliver of an idea what he does from that video a while back but I'm almost certain she doesn't have a good picture of how awful he is.

ETA: he cropped off the bottom of the screenshot so you can't see the needless spending below the withdrawal too.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Lou's most recent Twitter post is him showing he spent $56 at Walmart, withdrew $9.75 after fees from an ATM and still has $14 left. I can't archive it right now but he's also begging in the post for more money. Lou, you got $80 free fucking dollars from begging. You spent fifty something dollars at Walmart. That would buy you two shirts, two pairs of shorts, and food for a week if you spend wisely. Why do you need to consume more you fucking cow?

I'm not condoning gayops but if someone showed mama gags this thread, she might charge him rent for all the money he rakes in for sitting on his ass all day and whining and starting fights on Twitter. Hell she might even kick him out. I know she has a sliver of an idea what he does from that video a while back but I'm almost certain she doesn't have a good picture of how awful he is.

Tweet (archived)

Spoiler: full image

Also when did he replace the PayPal cash card?

 

[General Disarray]

I want to know why he pulled money out at an ATM. Most bus systems allow you to use an app to purchase tickets. See:

And he used his CC to purchase at Wal-Mart. So he's telling us he pulled money out of an ATM just for bus fare? With a $10 fee?
Ridiculous.

ps: Apologies for no foxxo pic, got a little too drunk Friday night and fell UP the stairs. That's why I don't drink lol. Anywho, good to be back and sorry again for any obnoxiousness on my part, I own it!

 

[Great Dane]

Since the Mastodon server, yiff.life, didn't ban Aark for calling out Ace's grifting, she apparently thinks they're supporting Kiwi Farms.

https://chitter.xyz/@ ace/104558320113701273

Other posts

https://chitter.xyz/@ ace/104558786261634393

https://chitter.xyz/@ ace/104559212195335021

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Maybe if I have enough I'll order Grubhub. Oops, did I say that out loud? XD XD

Look what I just spent on Grubhub XD Yes I'm a petty bitch

I love when Lou makes 'sassy', stick-it-to-the-h8ers posts like this because this is EXACTLY why people can mistake that parody account for him. I actually had to pause for a moment and consider if these were parody account tweets before realizing this was his mastodon so nope, that's all him.

Hey yinz guis, know what'd really show those people who are starting to doubt my eternal grift? Show that I do exactly what they're calling me out on! Tee hee. That'll show them. I am very clever.

 

[AJneedsElocution]

Lou screenshot the Walmart receipt,i wanna see Proof of purchase of the lettuce

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Lou screenshot the Walmart receipt,i wanna see Proof of purchase of the lettuce

All I can think of is the dril candle meme. Imagine if he actually WAS spending $50 on lettuce.

The only reason I could possibly think of for Lou actually buying lettuce is that he's putting a Wonder Woman wig on it and then trying to fuck the damn thing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou screenshot the Walmart receipt,i wanna see Proof of purchase of the lettuce

Odd that's what's missing right? lol......no it's not.

 

[UntitledKiwi]

All I can think of is the dril candle meme. Imagine if he actually WAS spending $50 on lettuce.

The only reason I could possibly think of for Lou actually buying lettuce is that he's putting a Wonder Woman wig on it and then trying to fuck the damn thing.

all I can think of is lettuce fetish.

I’d love to know what comes out of Lou’s mouth if he was put in the lasso of truth. He probably bought nothing but cheap carbs and soda, not to mention some ice cream... I can only imagine how impulsively he purchases in real life given his online habits, one of those people that always grabs a candy bar or two at the checkout line.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Is this some kind of running joke or something? I’m genuinely curious as to why Lou keeps saying weird mean shit to this guy and they still bother to interact with him.

And this apparently. I dunno, maybe being incredibly suspicious as to where your donated funds go while begging for more on a daily basis all while having knowledge of big purchases you don’t need beforehand tends to make people speculate.
Edit: I forgot the fucking image but it got posted below. I’ll take the L.
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[AJneedsElocution]

But u did tho

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Acting like a reprehensible human being in front of the entire internet to own those damn trolls aw yes I go gurrl.

 

[NadahFingah]

Your contract likely wouldn't be terminated because of your gender, it'd be more likely to get terminated due to poor work ethic, harassing customers or possibly stealing. If ya can manage to not do those things and still regularly show up to work on time, you'll be golden! Minimum wage is $7.25 (plus Gov. Tom Wolf wants to raise it), dollar general pays $8.74 an hour for cashiers, and Walmart pays even higher. Minus taxes, you'll be paid at least $740 a month if you work part time, or at least $1,000 if you can manage to work full time.

As a Wal-Mart wagie I can confirm they raised they're minimum wage to $11 an hour 2 years ago. I've been here a while so I get roughly $1450 a month working full time at $11.44 an hour. Sure, in a major city where the cost of living is ridiculously expensive that's not a lot but in the shithole where I live that's enough to take care of my basic needs and have plenty of cash left over to put away for later.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

As a Wal-Mart wagie I can confirm they raised they're minimum wage to $11 an hour 2 years ago. I've been here a while so I get roughly $1450 a month working full time at $11.44 an hour. Sure, in a major city where the cost of living is ridiculously expensive that's not a lot but in the shithole where I live that's enough to take care of my basic needs and have plenty of cash left over to put away for later.

I think you forgot. Lou pays...nothing? to live. His cost of living is literal zero. That's a grand and a half of spending money per month for dear Louie boy assuming he can not get fired. Hell, he could probably move in with his friend if he was employed, but we know that won't happen.

 

[Turael]

Probably the same way you had a quarter grand to spend on Wonder Woman art and yet were OMGSTARVINGNEEDPITYBUX the very next day.

Am I the only one who has noticed that 'Gagliardi' has the word LIAR in the middle of it?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Methinks Lou has been directing a few of his non-passive remarks about the grubhub and Xbox towards me- and I suspect the reason why he feels his identity was stolen is because of the commission that an extremely talented artist put together for me. All I can say is post your proof, Lou. Do I need to go through July and do what I did for June? Because I just might do it.