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[Quintex96]

Quinton posted pictures of his setup. It's pretty creepy.
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Gee Quinton, your Mom lets you have two sexdolls?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Quinton posted pictures of his setup. It's pretty creepy.
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Seems like he's been tryharding the detached irony shtick so much that at this point that's just genuinely what he's like, and that's pretty sad.

 

[Terror Rism]

the "tiny version of my shelf" gag would be cute if it both weren't so creepily accurate (where the fuck did he even find half of those in a smaller form) and the shelf didn't look like it was molded out of actual human shit

 

[Shaka Brah]

the "tiny version of my shelf" gag would be cute if it both weren't so creepily accurate (where the fuck did he even find half of those in a smaller form) and the shelf didn't look like it was molded out of actual human shit

Yeah that nude doll gives me the creeps.

 

[Windex Drinker]

Quinton posted pictures of his setup. It's pretty creepy.
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Looks like a serial killer's home. I fully expect there to be a human flesh lampshade and skinsuit off camera.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Looks like a serial killer's home. I fully expect there to be a human flesh lampshade and skinsuit off camera.

You're thinking of Contra's house.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Quinton posted pictures of his setup. It's pretty creepy.
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I feel a strong sense of discomfort looking at these images. This room feels like the first thing you see when you wake up from getting roofied the previous night

 

[Mr Roboto]

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"It puts the Garfield plush toy on the shelf or else it gets the hose again"

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

This room feels like the first thing you see when you wake up from getting roofied the previous night

And you'd probably be waking up on a stretcher on top of that.

 

[Pump Meat]

I honestly think Quinton is his most authentic when it comes to Garfield and that enthusiasm is easily communicable. It is like that Hampturel guy who designs and builds underwater habitats for fucking hamsters; it is pretty stupid on the face of it, but people can’t help but like the guy because he is clearly engaged in an activity he enjoys and people almost always respond positively to these kinds of things. When Quinton goes over a piece of Garfield esoteric lore or some arcane facet of Jim Davis’ biography, people just see a chubby dude with a scruffy appearance genuinely excited about something mundane and have no problem allowing Quinton’s enthusiasm to be infectious. This is exactly the kind of fertilizer that allows healthy parasocial relationships to grow.

Of course Youtube progressives are consummate consumers and their obsession with brands bleeds over into politics. Quinton doesn’t want his “Social Media” portfolio to simply be that of a dowdy male lesbian who exists on the margins of the lower-middle class because all his disposable income is spent on collecting memorabilia. In order for his brand to be in equilibrium with his circus politics, he has to expose the world to all his insecurities and neuroses which can be parlayed into the worn old talking points we are all familiar with.

What Quinton doesn’t realize is that this doesn’t really work for him. Contra Points can do it only because their life is fairly grotesque filled with untreated trauma and substance abuse and with the looming genital mutilation, Quinton can’t compete with that kind of woke display of infotainment. Schlubby white guys with a collection of transformers on a shelf behind them is not an aesthetic one can monetize, it needs something more compelling than delayed adulthood and Quinton’s most compelling form is enthusiasm that isn’t cynical or forced.

Too bad he can’t get out of his own head long enough to do that.

 

[Marche]

Quinton posted pictures of his setup. It's pretty creepy.
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Was gonna say at least there isn't funko pops but the last picture there is one in the lower right.

 

[Shaka Brah]

@Marche highlighted for everyone else's convenience.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You're thinking of Contra's house.

Yeah, if Quinton ever gets into Contra's house, there's definitely going to be a skinsuit involved in some way.

 

[Water-T]

"It puts the Garfield plush toy on the shelf or else it gets the hose again"

*Quinton dances naked in front of a mirror*

"Would you fuck me? I wouldn't even fuck me"

Goodbye garfield....I'm not in love with you....

 

[Sgt. Pinback]

Quinton posted pictures of his setup. It's pretty creepy.
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Why is the sex doll with the black wig holding a Ron Toye III funko pop, that's what I want to know...

 

[scathefire]

https://archive.vn/mEWXa

 

[Chilson]

https://archive.vn/mEWXa
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Or you could be a reasonable non-self obsessed human who doesn't have a victim complex and assume they were responding to person A and had nothing to say to you....just a thought really.

Also, this is why Quinton doesn't have lasting relationships with any youtuber. One perceived slight and he will talk shit about them vaguely over twitter. Does he think they won't recognize who he is bitching about? At least @ them Quinton so you don't look like such a dickless bitch.

 

[Scarmaiden]

Quinton thinks cost of security for one person is enough to end "major social problems"

 

[Shaka Brah]

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Quinton thinks cost of security for one person is enough to end "major social problems"

He also thinks "dudebros" don't want smug Johnny Depp to get his just desserts.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Why is the sex doll with the black wig holding a Ron Toye III funko pop, that's what I want to know...

Thats supposed to be a Quinton plushie. He was leaking designs like a month ago.

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Quinton thinks cost of security for one person is enough to end "major social problems"

Lets keep repeating it. Quinton considered dumping $900USD for a fucking plushie while admitting a month before he wasnt giving ally money to BLM.