Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[melty]

"his wife is like me if I were a cis woman"




I like how she says this woman is exactly like her, then the only personality trait she ascribes to this woman is "jealous cunt"

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"his wife is like me if I were a cis woman"
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I like how she says this woman is exactly like her, then the only personality trait she ascribes to this woman is "jealous cunt"

My favorite part is when she refers to the woman as "discount cis me." Becky, you are discount cis you.

 

[Knives]

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Holy shit, had to finally make an account after years of lurking to comment on this shrieking bruja. Gotta say this is the only time i've seen her demonstrate what looks like legit self-reflection that isn't just an obvious fish for sympathy. Don't get me wrong, i see no remorse whatsoever here, but honestly i'm amazed she's actually at all AWARE of how fucking insufferable she is. Kinda makes it worse than she totally refuses to change.

Heard a few others here say the same thing but she really triggers me worse than probably any other cow, despite there being so many objectively more criminal or extreme cows. With Becky it always feels like the only thing stopping her from committing the most heinous crimes imaginable are she has no NEED (nor the guts) to commit any crimes such as theft, rape, murder etc. but i honestly think nothing would be below her should she have the need or desire. Genuine sociopath.

 

[metroid_fetish]

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Hold on, fuckers, because I'm about to monopolize the tophat marketplace. This fucking bitch thinks that sitting alone and watching TV is difficult? Like, the easiest thing a person can do in the world is hard? It requires no skills, no hard work, no intelligence, nothing. She doesn't even earn the money for the electricity the TV consumes. There are people that can beat videogames while being disabled nuggets and she can't fucking turn on some goddamn Dr. Who by herself? She can sit on a webcam and flick her masculine clit for dollar bills and Popeyes Chicken, but she can't fucking navigate a fucking TV remote without the assistance of a "man"? Jesus Christ. Just stop breathing at this point. The only way she could be more fucking useless is if she was spending foodstamps on edible weed gummies.

Also, you have two husbands now you innumerate cunt. Put down both both of your ham and cheese sandwiches you're doublefisting and count the number of hands you have free. That's how many husbands you have.

Fuck.

 

[melty]

Apparently the show Becky is bravely watching herself is the Mandalorian, which she's watched previously. Presumably, the first time she watched it with a hubby so.. I just don't know. Super weird take. I'm just going to assume she does watch things are her own, and decided this was somehow a good way to generate asspats. Or maybe she does literally watch every single show with a husband present. Neither thing is surprising.

Today on rewriting Becky's history, she now has trouble accepting gifts:

 

[Water-T]

LOLOLOL. Becky is just laying the bullshit on extra thick today.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Is Becky's twin a twin of Becky from six or seven years ago, when she was at least 75 pounds thinner? Does this woman have shelf ass, giant fat thighs and hamhock shoulders like present-day Becky?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She intended to be the only housewife since 1957 who has never watched a TV show on her own, I guess.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

"I've *never* done anything just for myself"

And there I am, MATI again. This bitch.

Someone DM me if something interesting (read: catastrophic) happens. I can't stand her and her humblebragging self-aggrandizement covering for her selfishness.

Honestly I'd say Becky in one of the few cows where it's almost justified to be MATI. The sheer cuntiness of this woman i so insufferable I almost have to take a break from the thread sometimes. It's just exhausting when you see the embodiment of just the worst kind of woman.

I can't wait to see the inevitable meltdown when one of the cucks (Probably Daniel) finally leaves her.

 

[melty]

Didn't they choose to buy this washing machine? Maybe don't buy the fanciest, smartest washing machine for washing your Disney t-shirts? What a waste.





Becky raised all her nieces apparently


Also here's Becky in a bath tub. It's SFW but spoilered for Islamic content anyway.

Spoiler

 

[Water-T]

"Did this cunt finally slash her wrists or drop in a toaster like she's been threatening? Ah, fuck - she's just passed out from too much pork and weed again. I'm never going to be free of this swamp hag"

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't they choose to buy this washing machine? Maybe don't buy the fanciest, smartest washing machine for washing your Disney t-shirts? What a waste.

"I had to install a firmware update to my washing machine" has to be the most First World Problem I've ever heard of in my life.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Didn't they choose to buy this washing machine? Maybe don't buy the fanciest, smartest washing machine for washing your Disney t-shirts? What a waste.
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[/Spoiler]

Not really a top of the line model. These computer components look fancy but actually make it so these machines can have much more thoroughly planned obsolescence. "Smart" appliances make it so the companies can ensure your purchase is junk in 10 years no matter how well you take care of it.

If you want one of your own, it's on sale at Lowe's and Home Depot for under $650 this week.

Weird to go with a top loader in water-starved southern California when a front-loader would usually be more efficient.

I guess this is peak Kiwi Farms for you. We'll dox your washer.

 

[Pargon]

Not really a top of the line model. These computer components look fancy but actually make it so these machines can have much more thoroughly planned obsolescence. "Smart" appliances make it so the companies can ensure your purchase is junk in 10 years no matter how well you take care of it.

Look, she needs those features? She's disabled. How else is she going to know when the load is done and it's time to tag the cucks in a public tweet to tell them to hump it all into the dryer?

Okay, self-exile resume.

 

[Astyanax Skamandrios]

Look, she needs those features? She's disabled. How else is she going to know when the load is done and it's time to tag the cucks in a public tweet to tell them to hump it all into the dryer?

Okay, self-exile resume.

From experience, those on the shorter end have a really hard time getting all the clothes out without falling in or using a stool. My poor mother in law hates her "fancy" top loader because of this issue. Like Bex is actually to do the laundry anyway.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Becky raised all her nieces apparently

Becky what?? WHAT nieces? What? I swear there have never been nieces of any shape or form mentioned, ever.

Also the picture of her in the bath tub looks like she got into an empty bath, just to take a weird saucy photo. That's the driest looking "I'm in the bath" photo I ever did see.

ETA - This. This is so heavily, wonderfully ironic that if Becks were to reveal herself as an elaborate ARG tomorrow I would no longer be surprised.


"When I marry, I hope it's for presents, not love. Presents that I, as just a feeble lady, would be unable to purchase for myself".
Stunning and brave as always Becks.

 

[Knives]

Apparently the show Becky is bravely watching herself is the Mandalorian, which she's watched previously. Presumably, the first time she watched it with a hubby so.. I just don't know. Super weird take. I'm just going to assume she does watch things are her own, and decided this was somehow a good way to generate asspats. Or maybe she does literally watch every single show with a husband present. Neither thing is surprising.

Today on rewriting Becky's history, she now has trouble accepting gifts:
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Wow, she does realise people do occasionally remember things that happened outside of the last 24 hours, right? Christ she had her friggin' paypal pinned to her twitter account for the LONGEST time, now suddenly she has trouble accepting gifts and has to "find a way to repay" anyone she absolutely can't stop from forcing gifts on her. Guess incessant screeching is how she repays her debts as that's all she's ever given Mami.

 

[melty]

Things are going wrong for Becky. Sadly, for Becky "everything is going wrong" means shiny new things don't work as intended, and not that she's currently on fire, or her husbands are finally leaving (just some ideas)


The therapist is getting dangerously close to being unpersoned. Can't wait to hear how this therapist is abusive now.


KIWI FARMS




Edit: this is rich, Becky doesn't go to her dead girlfriend's grave; not because she doesn't give a shit as it's not inside a Disney park, but because she's afraid of KIWIFARMS.

 

[Kosher Salt]

"I had to install a firmware update to my washing machine" has to be the most First World Problem I've ever heard of in my life.

I'd like to introduce you to "I ordered some witchcraft supplies off the internet and they got lost in the mail"...

 

[snapdragon]

Edit: this is rich, Becky doesn't go to her dead girlfriend's grave; not because she doesn't give a shit as it's not inside a Disney park, but because she's afraid of KIWIFARMS.

What’s the connection she’s making here? That she “can’t” go to the grave and take pictures because then the location will be doxxed? Who genuinely goes to pay their respects to someone and takes pictures anyway? Aside from people performing grief for attention I mean.

She’s so blinded by her own awfulness that she is unable to see that the things she wants to do are deeply abnormal in the first place.

Fuck I hate her.