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I have never seen a man that size do a 180 so fast
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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The sad moment when you realise that before people start lashing out in public, they usually start taking their anger out on those closest to themselves. Hopefully ralph continues to exercise his anger on only himself through chemical self abuse.The exotic land whale, Ralphamus Max Guntimus unfurls his massive gunt in an attempt to intimidate any would-be contenders.
I'm seriously getting pre-Pillstream vibes right now. Not gonna get my hopes up or anything but Ethan is starting to see enemies all around him and is lashing out erratically to stay "ahead".
Either way, I hope faith doesn't ever hear that age old drunken slur "Baby no, You know I'd never hurt you, you're my everything" that comes right after she gets floored by a meaty backhand.
In addition to an energency go bag Faith should probably also research nearby abused womens shelters, and if she wants to talk to some people in similar circumstances, LowTax has beaten enough women that one could probably form a support group or 'council of how to deal with the failing chemically dependent eceleb.'
I am not saying ralph will lay hands on her, just that it is in the pattern of someone who is a deeply insecure drunkard when the tough times hit to hurt those around them
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@Null thanks for the clip. Here is the result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nsRTg-Rr_w&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nsRTg-Rr_w&feature=youtu.be
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I've always found ralph to be the least entertaining out of the original IBS people and always wished he would be replaced, even baked alaska used to have better livestreams (very briefly, before he had a mental breakdown and was revealed as a grifter). watching his various humiliating downfalls have been way more entertaining than his stale livestream
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Also may I add since we now know Faith reads the thread, we want pictures of everything... the Gunt's living conditions, the studio, take pictures of everything and make sure you send them all to Null. Bonus points for 4k Gunt footage and any screenshots of DMs with the Gunt, keep a journal of your internment we want every juicy detail.
Also I just noticed, Ralph retweeted this:
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Random account from this month that basically only makes fun of Mundane Matt and sucks off Ralph... seems legit! I guess Gator is managing this sock account, odd for an English person to be so invested in American politics.
Jesus Christ, imagine that Faith has to sleep next to the Gunt that probably makes even worse noises in his sleep.
Unfortunatly that is only available via Coach Redpill's super tier patreon from when he went to the Andy vs Tonka fight and even I wouldn't dish out for that bonus film material.
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Kino Kraut. Almost worth bringing the whole stream down for...
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I wonder if we can negotiate with CRP access to the footage, I can imagine there's probably some amazing content in those videos.
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Thats not even an English castle, I would have a guess that the enternal old fag is up to his old tricks again. Seriously shannon, I know you are reading this, maybe if you put more effort into your pathetic gay ops Ralph would actually pay you. Your gay ops are a reflection on your life as a whole, minimal effort.
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Oh wtf guys I wanna post Shaggy too!
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Wait, are we giving @Kraut a redemption arc?
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Only boomers remember 9/11
I would say hes on a level far beneath vee. Vee used sargon to gain his own audinece and paypiggies. Vee distanced himself when his master was starting to get crazy while gator was still there suckilng at the gunt. With 900 american dollars vee can live like a king in romania. With 13 dollars gator can´t even aford to eat out more then once a week. One of them built something of their master while the other one stays in their shadow.
Is he so lazy know that hes littearly selling commericals for an average karaoke show?
Alister this is pathetic stop. Stick to whiteknighting aydins thread instead.
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Alright, just making sure. I was going to KMS if we were.
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I can just hear the voice of the based silverback oldchad when I read that bio.
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@Kraut to me is 100% redeemed sure he is still thirsting for revenge. But instead of being a boring tryhard academic he has realized whats important in this branch of the internet: to have fun. Atleast hes not a Janny for some dogbite lawyer thats a fucking cardinal sin.
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Too early to tell, I honestly have been enjoying this turnaround from a few years back when everyone was shitting on him. He pretty much took Jim's advice, "if you come back, come back as a troll", he not only did that but is coming out with content that his fans enjoy and from what I can tell hasn't shit on his fans like Baked Alaska and Ethan Ralph. We'll see if he keeps it up but honestly who doesn't love a good comeback story, it's one of the reasons I used to be a Ralph fan... fresh out of jail with few fans and he became a top dog on YouTube... people like to watch a comeback and root for the underdog.
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brah take that back
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