Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[walter SMT IV]

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Alex really just pushed the game back to 2022, didn't he? Well, can't say I'm surprised.

he should commit "yandere simulator is released in 2020". maybe after farming for a few days he'll act like a somewhat decent human being

 

[Dance For Us]

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Alex really just pushed the game back to 2022, didn't he? Well, can't say I'm surprised.

I like how he's back with that third option despite completely fucking that option in the ass with tinybuild.
If he wasn't retarded, the game would of been near finished by now. So why that mention? lol

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

I like how he's back with that third option despite completely fucking that option in the ass with tinybuild.
If he wasn't retarded, the game would of been near finished by now. So why that mention? lol

It just proves that Alex is so fucking delusional that he still considers options that were long withered up and dead. All these comments from his twelvie fanbase about how he's "sooooooo smart!!!!1111" and that he'll eventually "prove those dirty dang gremlins wrong111!!1!!!" are cringe incarnate. He's clearly not smart enough to consider new possible options for where his game is going to go next, how to deal with his "haters"/"harassment", etc.

 

[walter SMT IV]

It just proves that Alex is so fucking delusional that he still considers options that were long withered up and dead

in an attempt to avoid admitting he's been owned, he's reverted to his pre-tiny build self

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

in an attempt to avoid admitting he's been owned, he's reverted to his pre-tiny build self

It's almost like he's pretending that the Tiny Build deal never happened at this point. He's either in denial over the whole thing or he's so stubborn that he doesn't want to admit that he ever made a single mistake in his entire life. He must not want his fanbase's perception of him as a "perfect king" to not be shattered...

 

[Chewing Character]

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Alex really just pushed the game back to 2022, didn't he? Well, can't say I'm surprised.

Just one more big score, Arthur!

 

[MagneticTowels]

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Alex really just pushed the game back to 2022, didn't he? Well, can't say I'm surprised.

 

[Skips]

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Alex really just pushed the game back to 2022, didn't he? Well, can't say I'm surprised.

I only see one ending to this shitfest.

Alex never finishing it.

 

[Big Butts Bunny]

It's strange that Alex was essentially a self admitted incel, because he wasn't bad looking when he was 20. He could have gotten a cute girlfriend if he had more confidence.

I'm the same way. I remember how self loathing and insecure I was when I was 19, but now I'm shocked how handsome I actually was.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

It's strange that Alex was essentially a self admitted incel, because he wasn't bad looking when he was 20. He could have gotten a cute girlfriend if he had more confidence.

I'm the same way. I remember how self loathing and insecure I was when I was 19, but now I'm shocked how handsome I actually was.

He might've at least gotten one, but I'm sure that he wouldn't have been able to keep her, given his shitty attitude and personality.

 

[Μusk]

He might've at least gotten one, but I'm sure that he wouldn't have been able to keep her, given his shitty attitude and personality.

To be fair, he isn't even that bad looking right now even. That one popular picture of him right now with the Ao Oni comparison suffers from shitty lighting, but if you see his face anywhere else, he just looks like a normal 30 year old. He would probably look even better if he bothered to actually exercise, get good sleep, and stop living such a stressful life.
Of course, his life is stressful because he isn't programming Yandere Simulator, and he is going to continue being stressed as long as he keeps up the deception and doesn't finish his game, which at this point is indefinitely.

 

[Braindead Dipshit]

New long ass post by Alex on r/yandere_simulator.

Can I just say that the funniest fucking part of this post is that Alex writes about his experiences like he's writing an anime character's History section on a wiki? He insists on calling everything "ARCS" and shit. That bit about the "Rip-Off Arc" also is just... so tremendously funny. Fundamentally. "Rip-Off Arc" alone is just such a funny title for it.

All talk no show. If he wanted people to believe him, yandev would post gameplay with an FPS counter in the corner.

I am genuinely confident that if he ever did this, Alex would absolutely mod his FPS counter and rebuild the game just to allow him to show fake statistics.

(I kinda hope he does it, because watching people analyze the footage and debunk him will just add more hilarious crap to his debunk page.)

 

[HumanHive]

It's strange that Alex was essentially a self admitted incel, because he wasn't bad looking when he was 20. He could have gotten a cute girlfriend if he had more confidence.

I'm the same way. I remember how self loathing and insecure I was when I was 19, but now I'm shocked how handsome I actually was.

Looks are irrelevant, it’s all about social and financial capital. Nobody wants to spend their life with someone who cannot provide.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

This shit is random.txt worthy

 

[FeatherDuster]

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This shit is random.txt worthy

Imagine being the redditor typing that. "As i suspected, humans have hatred of other life in their DNA."
Heavy statement right? What do you think somebody may type that over, a horrible act? No, over the "harassment" of an incel wannabe gamedev.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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This shit is random.txt worthy

This post has so much edge, that you can forge entire Elfen Leid anime out of it.

I like how he refers to them as "Arcs", as if his life is some damned anime. He really is wrapped up in his head, and its amusing to see him act out on it.

He better refer to them as sagas, if you know what I mean.

Finally finished reading Alex’s novel of a post. If there’s one thing that really makes me mad at the internet, it’s Alex’s refrain of “there’s no evidence behind any of these claims” like this is a court of law.

Mother fucker, we can see that the game runs like shit. We can see that you haven’t implemented the first rival after six years. We don’t need a screenshot of you saying “haha, I’m milking my Patreon” to come to a conclusion that you’re a bad programmer. You don’t need to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt in the court of public opinion. You just need to code your game.

Add to this, that in the court of law confession makes their job much easier, but never-ever it can be use as a sole proof of guilt.

 

[HumanHive]

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This shit is random.txt worthy

So basically YanDev is the victim of a conspiracy dating back AT LEAST to 10,000 BC.
No wonder Osana took so long!

 

[exhausted]

lol

edit: from LL discord

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

So basically YanDev is the victim of a conspiracy dating back AT LEAST to 10,000 BC.
No wonder Osana took so long!

In the beginning of time, there was naught but Yandev, and Osana, and God warned Yandev to never drink from the forbidden chalice. But in his infinite 'Wisdom', Yandev took the chalice, drank deep, and learned a great many things, forbidden things.

None of them game dev though.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

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lol

Implying KiwiFarms takes sides.