🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN IT CONTINUES!!!!!! VERY LOUD EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES!!!!!! WE ARE OVER 70 DAYS SINCE DEAR LEADER NULL ANNOUNCED THE CORN HARVEST!!!!

Now all of you are probably well aware of the recent scandal that has engulfed Ethan Ralph, for those unaware he has been dating Faith Vickers, an 18 year old high school girl with severe mental problems and issues with addiction who is currently living with him. A decision that surely won't come back to bite him in the ass one day when he comes home from Arby's and finds his girlfriend with her wrists cut in the bathtub and a bloody message scrawled onto the wall blaming him for her killing herself because no school will hire someone married to a notorious alt-righter or she decides to #MeToo him. Anyways in that inaugural post there was a lot of PAST information about her and her ex-fiancee Chris Kerr, we weren't able to get a lot of recent info on her current state of mind due to her locking down her primary social media source Twitter and her ex at the time having disabled his Twitter and of course today's paywalled stream didn't really give us much insight into the twisted mind of Faith Vickers. However, a recent development has changed this and we now have insider sources giving us information, I cannot reveal the names of the sources due to fears that these individuals have expressed of Ralph and his rabid fanbase and they expect retaliation if word gets back to Ralph and company. These individuals offered it willingly and under no duress, since Faith has locked down her Twitter archiving these posts is impossible but I have been able to cross reference them between multiple sources and can independently verify them as true and honest (Archiving is hate speech anyways). I also unfortunately can't guarantee that these individuals will continue to supply us with information this could be a one time deal, they are aware of how unhinged Ralph is, which is why I figured why not just post what I have. I also have an update on her ex which will be on the second part of this post that will leave you with even more questions. Anyways lets get right into some of these hot posts, there were a lot but I'm only showing the interesting ones and forgive the liberal use of thumbnails (note: I've had to make some minor edits to some images to help protect the identities of the sources, the content of the posts themselves is unchanged, also big shout out to @Psicopax for being the middle man and for going through herculean efforts to acquire this info):

Faith Tweets

Height
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She's taller than Ralph...

The infamous canned chicken photo
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It does appear that Ralph literally just took her picture and posted it on his Twitter, so besides not being able to cook we now know Faith also can't take pictures properly. Also Ralph is a lazy fat fuck.

Baby Red Flag
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If I was Ralph I would be concerned when I see my girlfriend posting shit like this, tell tale sign that she's flushing her birth control in the toilet... Ralph better be double bagging his micropeen and properly disposing of the condoms when he's done, this girl seems like the type to fish them out of the trash where you store your burgers.

Degeneracy
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Here we have multiple examples of just how degenerate of a person we're dealing with here. Doesn't believe in the monarchy which is by far the most based form of governance, and wants to legalize prostitution and drugs, and thinks porn is fine. She calls herself a "centrist libertarian" so we're dealing with a radical centrist here. She's pro-BDSM which is a funny thing to admit to publicly! She wants to be a teacher because she read To Kill a Mockingbird, pray for the children that she ever teaches. She also ships ecelebs in the dramasphere which is incredibly homosexual. She also hates having a Christian name because she feels that God isn't good. So clearly this girl is a soulless and godless individual that believes in open degeneracy, homosexuality, and the destruction of Judeo-Christian values.

Maturity
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We are clearly dealing with an individual with a diminished maturity level here, she thinks people born in 2001 are superior to everyone else which is probably one of the most exceptional things I've heard a Zoomer say. She hates everyone which is a clear sign of the nihilism that embodies most young people today, she talks about how she was called a bunch of dumb names in freshman year of high school again highlighting the fact this girl's mind is still in the past like with that video about her middle school. Overall most of her takes are things I'd expect to see coming from a 14 year old girl and not someone who's of age. She also hit her brother in the face while streaming on Instagram, she sounds great with children. Also she unironically likes The Sims 4 which is by far the worst Sims game ever created.

References to discussions on Kiwi Farms
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All of these tweets and the one retweet appear to indirectly reference various posts made in this thread include Null's apt proclamation that she is FAT! Also reference to recent episodes of This Week in Nectar. Hi Faith!

Recent References to her Ex Chris Kerr
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She, like Ralph, isn't over her true love Chris Kerr (YouTuber, drug dealer, janitor, dildo hat wearer), she makes a lot of recent references about him in her tweets which should be another red flag for Ralph. She also references that he's stalking her and she has some kind of dirt on him, also should be noted that some of these tweets are from since she's moved in with Ralph....

Clearly Faith has some kind of vendetta on her ex Chris Kerr, the man she had a 4 year relationship with and lived with for a time, she mentions him almost as much as Ralph mentioned Nora today. Also once she started living with Ralph she miraculously found dirt on her ex, probably unrelated to Ralph's network of spies but I wouldn't be surprised if she asked her daddy Ralph to do some looking into Chris. I wonder why she's trying to silence him? She clearly threatened him if you look at his final Tweet that he put out... he hasn't tweeted since Faith made that veiled threat against him:
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We don't know the current status of Chris, he could be dead for all we know or in an insane asylum after finding out his ex has moved in with the Gunt. Since there was a bit of interest and he seems to have unlocked his Twitter at some point I went in to pull out a few highlights that back up some of the info discovered before and some new revelations (archived because biological males can't be victims of hate speech):

Chris Tweets

Drugs
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Archive 1 | Archive 2 | Archive 3 | Archive 4 (Part2)
I'm sad to announce that Chris is back on the weed, not sure if he's still on the Lexapro or not but he seems to be getting high again. Also brings up that his father was a heroin addict that sexually abused him.

Psych Ward & Mental Illness & Finding Jesus
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Archive 1 | Archive 2 | Archive 3 | Archive 4 | Archive 5 | Archive 6 | Archive 7 (Part 2) (Part 3) | Archive 8 | Archive 9
At the end of April into early May Chris claims he got sent to a Psych Ward for 6 days, no reason given. He's posted a lot of tweets talking about his depression and suicide. He says one of his biggest fears is turning into his father who he says is evil and cruel. He also claims that he gained a religious perspective while in the ward.

Hates Ethan Ralph
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Archive 1 | Archive 2
Around April 22nd of this year he tweeted without any sort of context that he hates Ethan Ralph. The other mention of Ethan Ralph was the last tweet that Chris put out where he claimed that Faith and Ralph weren't talking anymore however we now know that not to be the case.

Tweets about love and Faith
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Archive 1 | Archive 2 | Archive 3 | Archive 4
He has multiple tweets referencing Faith and their long distance relationship, there's also a couple tweets between the two however since her Twitter is locked down they don't make sense due to missing context.

Bad Photos
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Presented without comment I didn't include them all but they're all like this, the picture on the far right is him in his janitor outfit.

Fucked up fetishes
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Archive 1 (Part 2) | Archive 2 | Archive 3 | Archive 4 | Archive 5 | Archive 6 | Archive 7 | Archive 8 | Archive 9
Where do I begin on this one ladies and guntlemen... this man is clearly fucked in the head. We already knew about the foot fetish but we now have degrading, BDSM, masochism/sadism, tickling, trannies, femboys, name calling, raceplay, absolute degeneracy on so many levels!

So what does all of this tell us ladies and guntlemen? Faith and her ex Chris are both extremely fucked up individuals, looking at Chris and his extensive list of fetishes it makes us wonder how many of these fetishes Ethan Ralph shares. Is this what Faith and Ralph have in common, do they both have the same fucked up fetishes? Also where is Chris, did Ralph have him killed? There is so much on his Twitter I would have added to the post but it would be too much. I will say he doesn't think cyber bullying exists and he did retweet someone that said they hated ecelebs, so I feel as if there might be some form of redemption for Chris. He claims to have found Jesus after his stint in the psych ward, maybe there's a pastor out there that can guide him to the light and defend him from the wickedness and absolve him of his sins... Now as Ralph would say I'm not saying that a certain jovial man of God from the land of maple go out and contact Chris to help lead him to God and tells us all of his sins but if there were a person out there that would like to bring Chris to the light of God... here's his contact info:

Hopefully you all enjoy this little update post, I'm not sure how much more there is to find with this topic. I still have some small things to look into and little threads to follow but for now I think the main bulk of research into Faith and her ex with the dildo taped to his head is coming to a close. Now it's all in the hands of the God of the Harvest, I pray we have a blessed crop this season! God bless!
 

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Oof.

Like Matt deserves a little fun out of this, but he's just starting to take it too far.

He seems to think that because he's trying to leave the mundanematt name behind that he's now in the club to turn the moniker on others and he's not.

Matt really needs to keep the jokes to a very self-aware "now wait a minute Ralph, Ralph NO! Ralph, no. You treated this like it was horrible when I did it" level for it to land, imo.

And also, the whole reason we're even talking about a Kraut redemption arc started with Kraut actually making a comeback of his own content before wading back into the drama. Matt's metrics are currently worse than ever.
And who are you, his mom? Do you think you make the rules here? You don't. Generous Josh does. I'm sure Matt has more views then you do and who didn't love poly the polor bear. Let whatever happens happen. You sound like Ralph and dad here. Super gayyyyy
 
I heard Matt wanted to watch Ralph bang his gf, but Ralph was too fat to fuck.
LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN IT CONTINUES!!!!!! VERY LOUD EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES!!!!!! WE ARE OVER 70 DAYS SINCE DEAR LEADER NULL ANNOUNCED THE CORN HARVEST!!!!

Ralph is SO fucked. So fucked.

There's no way he gets out of this situation whole. He was already talking about marriage while simultaneously negging his new GF by talking about his ex-wife. I hope to god she doesn't get pregnant because as many jokes as ralph's made about the stillborn children of his contemporaries he's got one or two coming his way.
 
PPP is truly the future of IBS and internet in general. His trailer park boys sense of humor, his relationship with Godwinson and Surfer and Josh. And the best part is, he truly DOES NOT DO IT FOR MONEY. He tells other grifters out for their shameless grifting and he disables all methods of payment to him.
Yeah but imagine the khantent he could make if he could devote all his time to this? Pretty sure he would put the work in and take it seriously. It's great he does it free but PPP 2.0 would be epic
 
Yeah but imagine the khantent he could make if he could devote all his time to this? Pretty sure he would put the work in and take it seriously. It's great he does it free but PPP 2.0 would be epic

PPP is funny because he maintains a life outside this with employment and real world friends. He's basically the IBS equivalent of that "That's not how that works" meme made flesh. Everything goes to shit when people spend too much time on this, it's been proven time and time again.
 
I know I just made a giant post but I just saw this:
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Ralph is so desperate for some actual content that he's willing to allow the Boulder King to come on his program, I have a better idea! I think that PPP should have a stream at the same exact time Ralph does his Boulder Stream Anniversary and PPP should have Matt on while they stream snipe Ralph. It would be pure kino especially if PPP gets more viewers than Ralph!
 
I know I just made a giant post but I just saw this:
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Ralph is so desperate for some actual content that he's willing to allow the Boulder King to come on his program, I have a better idea! I think that PPP should have a stream at the same exact time Ralph does his Boulder Stream Anniversary and PPP should have Matt on while they stream snipe Ralph. It would be pure kino especially if PPP gets more viewers than Ralph!
Matt, it's time for a power play. Decline the Gunt's offer, but invite him onto a stream that you host.
 
Ralph is SO fucked. So fucked.

There's no way he gets out of this situation whole. He was already talking about marriage while simultaneously negging his new GF by talking about his ex-wife. I hope to god she doesn't get pregnant because as many jokes as ralph's made about the stillborn children of his contemporaries he's got one or two coming his way.

We've seen Ralph's diet, his drug and alcohol consumption, and his poor general health. If he can even ejaculate at all, there's no way anything but water is coming out. All that unhealthy shit destroys your sperm production. Plus that girl doesn't exactly look too fertile herself. I will eat my hat if Ralph manages to impregnate her.
 
We've seen Ralph's diet, his drug and alcohol consumption, and his poor general health. If he can even ejaculate at all, there's no way anything but water is coming out. All that unhealthy shit destroys your sperm production. Plus that girl doesn't exactly look too fertile herself. I will eat my hat if Ralph manages to impregnate her.

There have been plenty of bedridden men that need someone to sponge bathe them with young children on My 600lb Life.

I hope your hat is a natural fiber! :D
 
I know I just made a giant post but I just saw this:
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Ralph is so desperate for some actual content that he's willing to allow the Boulder King to come on his program, I have a better idea! I think that PPP should have a stream at the same exact time Ralph does his Boulder Stream Anniversary and PPP should have Matt on while they stream snipe Ralph. It would be pure kino especially if PPP gets more viewers than Ralph!

Yes.


I am legit that I would donate to a charity of PPP's choice if they had Josh, the quarry king, kraut and PPP streamsnipe Ralph, especially during the boulder Stream.
 
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