Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[SIGSEGV]

What's the name for when you have a shopping addiction? Because I think Lou has it. Like he doesn't exist if he's not spending money.

You're thinking of shopaholic.

 

[kevin]

What's the name for when you have a shopping addiction? Because I think Lou has it. Like he doesn't exist if he's not spending money.

Also, I do like him acting as if he never lies, followed by a long list of bullshit he's claimed just to try and not lose an internet argument. He'll make up anything he wants to try and overrule an internet random or to excuse his begging, but no, he's the most honest person you'll ever meet.

Except when he's the biggest bastard you'll ever meet, because being an asshole is synonymous with being honest.

Lou absolutely has an addiction to buying things. he has no meaningful identity--no spouse, no friends, no job, no strong connections with his birth family--so he tries to fill the void in his life by buying junk. it's been shown that spending money and acquiring things triggers the release of dopamine in shopping addicts, just like a hit of cocaine would to a drug addict. buying is probably the only thing that makes him feel good, and that's really very sad. (or would be, if this situation wasn't completely of his own doing.)

I think that if so much of what he bought wasn't stuff like art commissions or game downloads, which take up no physical space, and fast food, which is immediately inhaled, he would eventually become a straight up hoarder. also, it doesn't seem like his current level of grift is quite enough to enable full-blown hoarding.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Complaining about needing a haircut despite the fact that his hair already looks like he poorly cuts it himself.

When I needed a haircut during lockdown I bought some $18 clippers from Amazon and had Mrs. Normal give me what for. It looks like shit, but it's not like I'm having dinner with the Queen any time soon, plus it helps me enforce social distancing. And as a bonus I can use it to shave my sack so the folds of my clothing don't pull on things where things ought not to be pulled on.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Delighted by the idea that Lou wants to give his fursona a heart trampstamp, it'll really help add some dignity to that whole "you're a worthy Amazon, Gail Simone, good girl pat pat" thing he's always going for.

Even MORE delighted that he wants to bleach his hair, the one feature he has that might arguably look nice if it wasn't plopped on top of a walking testicle. May I add that Lou has jet-black hair, which will get fried right to fuck by a cheap bleach process and will take a lot of work to turn platinum blonde? And if men's prices are anywhere comparable to women's prices, hair dyeing is expensive as fuck-- thought about getting some subtle highlights last summer for funsies and the base quote for that was like $90. For highlights, not a full dye job. Granted, I don't expect Lou to have sense about getting it done at a competent place, so I look forward for him to crowdfund his latest identity crisis only to end up with ragged, blown out dandelion hair.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Delighted by the idea that Lou wants to give his fursona a heart trampstamp, it'll really help add some dignity to that whole "you're a worthy Amazon, Gail Simone, good girl pat pat" thing he's always going for.

Even MORE delighted that he wants to bleach his hair, the one feature he has that might arguably look nice if it wasn't plopped on top of a walking testicle. May I add that Lou has jet-black hair, which will get fried right to fuck by a cheap bleach process and will take a lot of work to turn platinum blonde? And if men's prices are anywhere comparable to women's prices, hair dyeing is expensive as fuck-- thought about getting some subtle highlights last summer for funsies and the base quote for that was like $90. For highlights, not a full dye job. Granted, I don't expect Lou to have sense about getting it done at a competent place, so I look forward for him to crowdfund his latest identity crisis only to end up with ragged, blown out dandelion hair.

I've gotten highlights a few times and they were nowhere near that price. Bleaching my hair (really dark brown) was like $60 iirc? Didn't go for it but that was a price I was given.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

It’s a southwest PA thing. Either you hate Ohio, because it’s flat and boring, or you hate West Virginia, because <insert some dumb reason, but also make fun of inbreeding and the fact that they’re poor>. The fact that Lou bitches a blue streak about “Pennsyltucky” then has the nerve to trash talk West Virginia is telling; there’s no difference between the two.

There's some loose sports rivalries from ages yore, and there's some of the usual completely pointless animus towards certain universities, like WVU, because people just... do it. But here's the thing - Lou hating Pennsyltucky is hilarious, because aimlessly ragging on these places is a Pennsyltucky thing. You pick a big-enough local-enough sports team that you like, you pick a big-enough local-enough sports team that you dislike, and you pick an area somewhere around you that you rag on for no real reason -- makes it easier to avoid, I guess, that living in the town of "nothing special" doesn't give you a lot of things to slap on yourself and pretend as an identity.

His claiming to be a 'Pittsburgher' is pretty annoying for that same reason. His hole of the woods is nowheresville where people go to live stable, sleepy, and hardworkin' lives before they overdose on opioids. But that's not as interesting, when you're grifting on the internet for... bus fare.

Now, I'm not really sure if the Pittsburgh Port Authority covers Greensburg, but the last time I used public transit in city limits, it was ~$2.75 a ride. Maybe $3 by now or more. You could buy a bus pass for the week, which would save you money if you made more than 10 trips with it; otherwise, you just load up your card and use it as you go. Lou doesn't seem to be a very active or a very busy boy, so throwing $20 on his card seems like it'd be all he needs for the bus in any given month. Even if bumfuck was charging a whopper of $5 a ride, that's enough to hit the grocer twice a month if you grab enough for two weeks' worth of supplies.

And really, unless he's secretly just, I don't know, buying luxury items with the money his useless "antifa" ass scammed out of some guilt-laden rich kids, he should be trying to cut down the amount of money that gets burned in transit anyways - right? Right?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I've gotten highlights a few times and they were nowhere near that price. Bleaching my hair (really dark brown) was like $60 iirc? Didn't go for it but that was a price I was given.

Aw man, sign me up for haircare where you live, lol. I suppose either way it's prohibitively expensive for a super vanity thing as a fat male leech, though I am in favor of him making himself look even trashier than he already does. Doubly so when you imagine this blonde mop in close proximity to his absolutely vile neckbeard.

 

[Lurk]

Oh Lou, please please bleach your hair. The Yaniv look would be truly fitting.

Bleaching at a salon is an expensive and lengthy process, especially on hair as dark as Lou's. It would not surprise me if this were another grift plan for some gender affirming care, another parallel with Yaniv. If he gives up and opts to try an at home botch job though, it could be my favourite saga yet

 

[The Dude]

Most women have long hair. Most women use ponytail elastic bands to keep their hair pulled back into a pony tail. It even saves money, because as it grows long you can just keep pulling it back or pull it into a poop bun.

I dunno guys... I'm starting to doubt this trans title he claims to have.

Exactly. If Louie is "Totally a transwoman, yinz guiz, I swear!" then why is he wanting to cut off arguably the only somewhat feminine feature he has? You'd think he'd want to keep his hair long and girly and just pull it back into a ponytail like real women do. And if he's really OK with cutting off his hair, why not run to Walmart and buy electric clippers to shave his head himself at home? It would be about the same price as a hair cut, they're reusable for years and years, and any time he wanted to try to pass as female (LOL, yeah right) he could just throw on a wig.

But of course, this is all just another poorly thought out grifting scheme so he can buy another delivery pizza or more furfag porn art.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Exactly. If Louie is "Totally a transwoman, yinz guiz, I swear!" then why is he wanting to cut off arguably the only somewhat feminine feature he has? You'd think he'd want to keep his hair long and girly and just pull it back into a ponytail like real women do. And if he's really OK with cutting off his hair, why not run to Walmart and buy electric clippers to shave his head himself at home? It would be about the same price as a hair cut, they're reusable for years and years, and any time he wanted to try to pass as female (LOL, yeah right) he could just throw on a wig.

But of course, this is all just another poorly thought out grifting scheme so he can buy another delivery pizza or more furfag porn art.

Louis with a shaved head is a nice thought. He could use it to fake a cancer grift. And then go to prison for theft by deception like another cow on this website whose name is eluding my brain now.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Louis with a shaved head is a nice thought. He could use it to fake a cancer grift. And then go to prison for theft by deception like another cow on this website whose name is eluding my brain now.

You mean like his mom? Because that's literally what happened to his mom, lol. Not cancer, but for selling toys donated for her sister's kids when their house burned down.

 

[Damien Thorne]

You mean like his mom? Because that's literally what happened to his mom, lol. Not cancer, but for selling toys donated for her sister's kids when their house burned down.

I did a quick search, I was actually referring to Christopher Lee King, another shameless grifter who caught the attention of the farms but is currently inactive due to being in prison. I could imagine Lou trying to pull off a similar grift.

 

[Turael]

HAPPY 200 PAGES. BITCHES! GO TEAM LAMPREY!

 

[Kane Lives]

HAPPY 200 PAGES. BITCHES! GO TEAM LAMPREY!

Imagine being such an unlikeable leech to get a 200 page thread in six months. Lou truly is the speedrun cow.

 

[The Dude]

Louis with a shaved head is a nice thought. He could use it to fake a cancer grift. And then go to prison for theft by deception like another cow on this website whose name is eluding my brain now.

Don't give Louie ideas. You know he would be shitty enough to lie about having cancer or some other disease to sucker rubes out of their pity dollars. Besides, Louie already IS cancer.

 

[Lurk]

Update to the update to the update to the update. TLDR: Gibs me dat

I wonder which one we'll get to see - a photo of Lou's new haircut or complaint tweets to Grubhub about tomorrow's breakfast, lunch and dinner being late?

Happy 200 pages fellow buzzard fans!!

 

[Damien Thorne]

Don't give Louie ideas. You know he would be shitty enough to lie about having cancer or some other disease to sucker rubes out of their pity dollars. Besides, Louie already IS cancer.

But just imagine Lou in prison gen pop. He probably belongs there anyway since theft by deception is a felony. No pizza, no McDonalds, no Nintendo Switch, but plenty of fists to his face for being an insufferable little bitch.

 

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Happy 200 to team tick!

 

[A single cheeto]

Happy 200 pages everyone!


I find it funny that as soon as we started talking about him being too lazy to take a bus he tries to get people to pay his 'bus fare'. Sounds like someone obsessively checks his thread.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Happy 200 to everyone, it's been a hell of a time so far! Also SUCK IT TEAM LEECH IM WINNING